The Amiable Person--One who loves the smell of everyone else's farts.
The Proud Person--One who thinks has farts are exceptionally fine.
The Shy Person--One who releases silent farts and blushes.
The Imprudent Person--One who bodly farts out loud and laughs.
The Scientific Person--`One who farts reularly but is truly concerned about air pollution.
The Unfortunate Person--One who tries awfully hard to fart but shits instead.
The Nervous Person--One who stops in the middle of a fart.
The Honest Person--One who admits he farted and offers a good medical reason.
The Dishonest Person--One farts and then blames the dog.
The Foolish Person--One who suppresses a fat for hours and hours.
The Thrifty Person--One who always has several food farts in reserve.
The Anti-Social Person--One who excuses himself and farts in complete privacy.
The Strategic Person--One who conceals his farts with loud laughter.
The Sadistic Person--One who farts in bed and fluffs the covers over his head.
The Intellectual Parson--One who can determine from the smell of his neighbor's fart precisely teh latest food items consumed.
The Athletic Person--One who farts at the slightest coercion.
The Miserable Person--One who truly love to, but can't fart at all.
The Sensitive Person--One who farts and starts crying.
The Sneaky Person-- One who silently farts and then silently walks away.