[kb^5]
/say 7,1.-.|.-.
/say 7,1\''/_9HighFive!
/say 7,1(_)00 $mcnc(20,%vn) 
/say 7,1|/2mx
[kb4bunny]
/say 11,1(/>`<\)
/say 11,1(0'14Y0'11)8IFeeL11BLue8WHeNYouNoTHeRe14:(
/say 11,1,/`'-'\)00 $mcnc(30,%vn) 
/say 0,1{11(__)_/_)14mx
[kb4thblast]
/say 0,17+00 $mcnc(31,%vn $+ !) 
/say 4,1.------------.7\8+/4+8+11Havea8/)///|//7//
/say 4,1|1244t0h12,01o4f0J12u4l0y4|14---0*4-12+8/_//__/_|_\\//7/_/
/say 4,1.___________.'14mx12/0'12`8+8/____/____/_/|_/___//_/7(_)
/say 0,18+
[kb4thblast1]
/set %boxnick $replace($mcnc(20,%vn),$chr(160),x) | var %i = 1 | while (%i <= 20) { set %bnmx $+ %i $chr(3) $+ $iif($mid(%boxnick,%i,1) == x,00,12) $+ $mid(%boxnick,%i,1) | inc %i | } | }
/say 0,1 $+ %bnmx11 $+  $+ %bnmx6 $+  $+ %bnmx14 $+ 8__________________7__
/say 4,1.------------. $+ %bnmx7 $+  $+ %bnmx16 $+  $+ %bnmx13 $+  $+ %bnmx3 $+ 11,01Havea8/_)///_|/__/___7//
/say 4,1|1244t0h12,01o4f0J12u4l0y4|14--- $+ %bnmx1 $+  $+ %bnmx12 $+  $+ %bnmx8 $+  $+ %bnmx19 $+  $+ %bnmx17 $+ 8/_//__/__|_\\//7/_/
/say 4,1.____________. $+ %bnmx4 $+  $+ %bnmx5 $+  $+ %bnmx2 $+  $+ %bnmx9 $+ 8/____/____/_/|_/___//_/7(_)
/say 0,1 $+ %bnmx10 $+  $+ %bnmx20 $+  $+ %bnmx18 $+  $+ %bnmx15 $+ 
[kbafternoon]
/say 13,1_()__()_9'`-.
/say 13,1(_8()13,01(8()13_)9__,-'7Good8_____________________
/say 14,1mx13,01(_._)(_._)8//\||||||_||_)||\|//\//\||\|
/say 9,1.-'13,01(_00,018()13,01)00,018/_/--\|_||_||_|__|_|\|_|\|\_\_/\_\_/|_|\|
/say 9,109,01`-._.13,01(_._)11 $mcnc(30,%vn) 
[kbants]
/say 14,1`\|`|/`
/say 14,1<0'14)_`\|`_`\.-_(0'14>_8Theantsgomarchingonebyone...
/say 14,1`()(\<0'14,01)()(\<0'14)()(\'()(\8It'spicnictimeat
/say 14,1/<|\`'/<|\`'<|\\`'/<|\`'09 $mcnc(30,%vn $+ 'splace!) 
/say 9,1~14'`''9~~14'`''9~~~14'`'9~~~14'`''9~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
[kbapple]
/say 9,1.-\
/say 9,1\//
/say 4,1/`"`\\8Hereis4anapple8tomyteacher
/say 4,1||(9/'-.00 $mcnc(30,%vn) 
/say 14,1mx4\_,_/.__/9\_/
[kbaround]
/say 11,1_()_0_()_13_()_8(_`"""`_)
/say 11,1(_8o611_0(_7()0_)13(_8()13_)8|`-'|00 $mcnc(20,%vn) 
/say 11,1(_,_)0(_|_)13(_6,_)48\_,_/11,01RingAround
/say 9,1\||/3/mx\9||//3\\9||/\||//39-09 $mcnc(20,#) 
[kbattention]
/say 4,1,,0oO4,,
/say 4,1/||\14|/4/||\04 $mcnc(20,%vn) 
/say 4,1`--'5"4/5.--.4\5"-4`--'8IWANTTo4CRAB8YourATTENTION
/say 4,1,.-'.____.'-.,
/say 4,1`;``;`14mx
[kbbaby]
/say 7,1.-8%7.
/say 7,1(15.".7)00 $mcnc(20,%vn) 
/say 7,1-/0__7\-7HiBabe!
/say 7,1=0{____}7=10mx
[kbbad]
/say 0,1_,-___-,11_08 $mcnc(30,%vn) 13_
/say 0,1()___.-.\_)_.-.___()(_/11||_____||4)9|_______13||
/say 0,1(_.----._)_//()(_.----._)\\_11|'0o11\/0o11,01`/0o11`|4//9|9'0o9\/0o9\'\/0o9_)13_|
/say 14,114mx0(_.--(_\(_.----._)/_)11|_._/\_,_\_,_4/___9|_._/\__/_||_\__|13_)
/say 0,1`-'`-'
  if ($file($wavedirbad2bone.wav) != $null) { .sound bad2bone.wav }
[kbbbutt]
/say 7,1()-()11oO----------------------.
/say 7,1(_)11o|8KissmyBearybutt11|
/say 7,1(/\)_11'.10,0100 $mcnc(20,%vn) 11.'
/say 7,1(__u___/__)14mx11
[kbbearpunkin]
/say 5,1()-()9/`>149_00 $mcnc(20,%vn) 
/say 5,1_(0ee5)_7__0549\_}_(-'14"I'mthankfulforpumpkins..
/say 5,1(_`'-4-147\5_)7//\\\9`-.14...andyou!"
/say 14,1mx5(____)7_/5__7\|___//7HappyThanksgiving!!
[kbbeary]
/say 7,1()-()4(`/
/say 7,1(0"7)_9/<}00 $mcnc(20,%vn) 
/say 7,1(_`'147'`5\7_)11Justforyou
/say 7,1(____)5_/7__)2mx8'causeU'rebearysweet
[kbbed]
/say 0,15()-()14zZ
/say 0,15_(14--5)14z00 $mcnc(20,$me) 
/say 0,15(_/`'--147\5)_11isgettingsleepy
/say 14,1mx5(___)7_/5__)8Timeforbed..
[kbbemine]
  if ($file($wavedirbeeswarm.wav) != $null) { .sound beeswarm.wav }
/say 0,1_14|/
/say 4,1.''..''...''..''..0(_\8/0'8)00 $mcnc(20,%vn) 
/say 4,1'.'.'.''.'.'.'.'0(_/8/14,01=8|14<4___13____4_13_4_13____
/say 4,1'..'.'.'.'..'.'.14mx4'8\_/4||_)13||_4||\/|13||4||\|13||_
/say 4,1''..''..'''..'|_|_)13|_|__4|_||13|_|4|_|\|13|_|__
[kbbirthday]
/say 8,1(><)<)(>(>(><)(>(>(>(><)(>
/say 9,1_4|9_7_12|7_6_11|6_6_11|6_4_|4_12_6|12_13_3|3_13|3_11_9|11___9_4|9_4_13|4_7_12|7_4_|4_
/say 9,1|13|9|7/9O7\6|8O6_>|8O6_>4\\/12,01|8o12>13||3|7O3>11|__|9|13|9|4|3D4\7/9O7\4\\/
/say 9,1|_13|9_|7|_|_|6|_|6|_|4/_/14mx12|___/13|_|3|_|\_\11|_|9|_13|9_|4|___/7|_|_|4/_/
/say 00,01 $mcnc(20,%vn)  $mcnc(20,%vn)  $mcnc(20,%vn) 
[kbbite]
  if ($file($wavedirmosquito.wav) != $null) { .sound mosquito.wav }
/say 11,1(\/)__
/say 11,1(\/)9__11`'\/'`(\/)14mx
/say 9,1___11`'\/'`9`'-"(0Oo9)11`'\/'`9___00 $mcnc(20,%vn) 
/say 9,1`'-"(0Oo9)14|9(0oO9)"-'`8Justonebite!
/say 14,1||
[kbblockies]
/set %boxnick $mcnr(10,%vn)
/say 0,011,06| $+ $mid(%boxnick,1,1)) $+ |15,150,0
/say 0,00,4|H|15,150,000,01| $+ $mid(%boxnick,2,1)) $+ |15,1509,13| $+ $mid(%boxnick,3,1)) $+ |15,150,0
/say 0,011,13|e|15,1511,2|l|15,150,006,11| $+ $mid(%boxnick,4,1)) $+ |15,1511,02| $+ $mid(%boxnick,5,1)) $+ |15,1500,04| $+ $mid(%boxnick,6,1)) $+ |15,150,0
/say 0,08,12|l|15,150,5|o|15,151,8|!|15,150,011,05| $+ $mid(%boxnick,7,1)) $+ |15,1508,10| $+ $mid(%boxnick,8,1)) $+ |15,1500,03| $+ $mid(%boxnick,9,1)) $+ |15,1501,09| $+ $mid(%boxnick,10,1)) $+ |1,150,0
[kbblue]
/say 10,1|`9\\``3\9.14|9"|3/``,9'
/say 9,1]"3|\12,01,;1412;,9\10,01\'3|9`L.4HaPPYHoLiDaYS!09,01
/say 3,1/10/`9\12/\10"9|`/00 $mcnc(20,%vn) 
/say 0,19'10`212,01
/say 12,114mx2'12'
[kbboxing]
/say 7,1__5,w.8.m,7__
/say 7,1,-'`'4,0"7)12_9_7(0"4,7`'-,00 $+ $mcnc(20,%vn) 
/say 7,1,'`-'12,'\9/`,7`-'`,11Putem'up!
/say 7,1,''.12_||9||_7.'`,8Putem'up!
/say 7,1/11_____mx7\__,12\>'-'9`-'</7-,/13_______7\
  if ($file($wavedirpunch.wav) != $null) { .sound punch.wav }
[kbbroom]
/say 5,01'\
/say 5,01\\700 $mcnc(20,%vn) 
/say 7,01.5-7.FreeBroomRides!
/say 7,01|||\9COMEFLYWITHME!
/say 7,01`"""`
[kbbunny]
/say 13,1(\/)
/say 13,1>`'\
/say 13,1(0'14Y0'13)SoMeBuNNyLoVeSYoU
/say 0,1,13/`'-'\)00 $mcnc(20,%vn) 
/say 0,1{13(__)_/_)14mx
[kbbuzz]
/say 0,114\|0_8what's14_
/say 0,18(0'8\0/_)14.'`'._.'`'-.._
/say 0,11438|14=8\0\_)8thebuzz
/say 8,1\_/14mx07 $mcnc(20,%vn) 
[kbbye]
/say 11,1|)__13\6\13_/6/9/(3)00 $mcnc(20,%vn) 
/say 14,1mx11|_____)13`|_6|'9\_____)00 $mcnc(20,%vn) 
[kbcaflagbear]
/say 7,1__4//04/)
/say 7,1()-()4//4>^<//04 $mcnc(20,%vn) 
/say 7,1(0'14Y0'7)_04,01//4'4/(00 $mcnc(20,%vn) 
/say 7,1(_`'-'`\_)4004 $mcnc(20,%vn) 
/say 7,1(____)_/__)14mx0H4A0P4P0Y4C0A4N0A4D0A4D0A4Y
[kbcake]
/say 0,18HAPPYBIRTHDAY00 $mcnl(30,%vn) 9_2mx13.-.
/say 9,1||12|7()13(4|||8|)11/'\8|)7/9()11.')8/\9||'/4|)13|/
/say 9,1||_12|)_7||13||4||=8|)_11|||||8|)_7|o9||11|(_8|o9|,`\4|)_13|/
/say 9,1'---12'---'7'-'13'-'4'-''-8'---11'-''-'8'---7'-''-9'-'11'--8'-''-9'-''-4'---13o
[kbcall]
  if ($file($wavedirmic.wav) != $null) { .sound mic.wav }
/say 0,17/|14/4CALLING
/say 0,17.-'.'14_00 $mcnl(20,%vn) 
/say 0,17'-.';14-00 $mcnc(20,%vn) 
/say 0,12mx7\|14\8WENEEDYOUHERE!!
[kbcheck]
/say 8,1_____4,-.
/say 8,1|4_.'.'4
/say 8,1|4\`;/8|4Looking GOOD!
/say 8,1|4\/8|00 $mcnc(20,%vn) 
/say 8,1|___4'8___|14mx
[kbcherry]
/say 9,1{>5|\9._
/say 9,1{/0oO4.5',9\}11Hopethisnote
/say 4,1(13._.4)-0Oo8will4cherry8youup
/say 14,1mx4`-(13\_.4)00 $mcnc(20,%vn) 
/say 4,1`--'
[kbchickmagnet]
/say 8,01,-.8,-.,-..-.
/say 8,01/,_11'8|7>8|,_11'8\7>7<8/11'8_,|7<8|11'8_,\8...11 $mcnl(20,%vn) 8.
/say 14,1mx8'._.''._.''._.''._.'8.-|-...-|_,.-.-.-..-..-..-..-,-|-
/say 7,1_/_|_/\__/_|_/\_8`-''-'`-'`-''''`-`-`-|''`'-'-
/say 7,1'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`8`-'
[kbcatfood]
/say 8,1Whereis7/\_/\9_______________________
/say 14,114_\7/0_0_7\14/_879/_|/\__|__/_\/_\|\__\
/say 7,17.-./0(9()9()0)7\.-.8my9|(__/_\|||_|(_)|(_)||)|/_/
/say 11,114mx7(/|)-._6Y7_.-(|\)119\___/_/\_\_||_|\___/\___/|___/(_)
/say 11,114`'`14`'`11 $mcnl(30,%vn) 11
[kbclick]
/say 9,1.'.]/|()[|4||00 $mcnc(20,%vn) 8.'``'.
/say 9,1/.'`||.-.||/]4||__.-..-..-.11__|\8/4,-.8\
/say 9,1||||/|//`\]|'<4|__'.//_\\[`/`\]//_\\11|__>8|4||8|
/say 9,1\`.__.||`|||\_.||`\\4|||||\__.|||\__.11|/8\4`-'8/
/say 9,1`.__.'[__|[__|`._.'[__|\]4|__||__|'._.'[__|'._.'8`-._.-'
[kbchorus]
  if ($file($wavedirlala.wav) != $null) { .sound lala.wav }
/say 14,1\o14__14o/14_
/say 11,1.-.14o/o/9.-.14o/00 $mcnc(20,%vn) 
/say 7,1(0'4O0'07,01)4.-.7(4o0"7)4Wewishyouamerrychristmas
/say 8,1`~~`=7'7(0'4-0'7)`12='~~`3Wewishyouamerrychristmas
/say 14,1mx7`13='~`
[kbcoffee]
/say 14,1')('')00 $upper($mcnc(20,%vn)) 8.-.5
/say 14,1(13_14)4_14(12_8.')9\11|)12)4)07,01|)8|/5
/say 13,1|613|6)13)4|54|5)4)12|212|2)12)8|(_9|O11|-'12|-'4|)_7|)_8|/5
/say 14,1mx13'--'6`13"4'--'5`4"12'--'2`12"8'--'9'-'11`-'12`-'114'---'7---'8o5
  if ($file($wavedircofecofe.wav) != $null) { .sound cofecofe.wav }
[kbcrabby]
/say 4,1,,0oO4,,
/say 4,1/||\14|/4/||\
/say 4,1`--'5"4/5.--.4\5"-4`--'4FeelingalittleCRABBY?
/say 4,1,.-'.____.'-.,08 $mcnc(30,%vn) 
/say 14,1mx4;``;
[kbcracking]
/say 0,1,-.
/say 0,1/11"0.0______|8|0__________|8|0_(8)0_____|8|
/say 0,1||/_`/8-_)_|0/8_|0'8_/_`0/8_|//|0'8\/_`|_|
/say 14,1mx11,010`--'8\__,\___|\__|\__|_|\__,_\__|_\_\_|_||_\__,(_)
/say 7,1_/\_0|8____/11 $mcnc(30,%vn) 0|8____/
[kbcubes]
/set %boxnick $mcnc(9,%vn)
/say 5,5.4,4....2,2.12,12...10,10.11,11....14,14.15,15....9,9.3,3....00,01
/say 5,5.4,4.00,01 $+ $mid(%boxnick,1,1)) $+ 5,5.4,4.3,3.9,9....2,2.12,12.00,01 $+ $mid(%boxnick,3,1)) $+ 2,2.12,12.7,7.8,8....10,10.11,11.00,01 $+ $mid(%boxnick,5,1)) $+ 10,10.11,11.6,6.13,13....14,14.15,15.00,01 $+ $mid(%boxnick,7,1)) $+ 14,14.15,15.8,8.7,7....9,9.3,3.00,01 $+ $mid(%boxnick,9,1)) $+ 9,9.3,3.00,01
/say 5,5.4,4....3,3.9,9.00,01 $+ $mid(%boxnick,2,1)) $+ 3,3.9,9.2,2.12,12....7,7.8,8.00,01 $+ $mid(%boxnick,4,1)) $+ 7,7.8,8.10,10.11,11....6,6.13,13.00,01 $+ $mid(%boxnick,6,1)) $+ 6,6.13,13.14,14.15,15....8,8.7,7.00,01 $+ $mid(%boxnick,8,1)) $+ 8,8.7,7.9,9.3,3....00,01
/say 3,3.9,9..3,9mx7,7.8,8....6,6.13,13....8,8.7,7....
[kbcupid]
/say 0,1(\8,%;00 $mcnc(20,%vn) 4(\/)
/say 0,1(`(\7(4*0"7)96-7w6-4>It'sValentine's(\/)\/
/say 0,1(`(7//4Day!\/
[kbcya]
/say 9,1/3(13\6\13_/6/7/8\10|11|00 $mcnl(20,#) 1m9/3(13\6\13,01_/6/7/8\10|11|
/say 9,1\___3)13`|_6|'7/8_/7\8_\10(_11)00 $mcnr(20,#) 19\___3)13`|_6|'7/8_/7\8_\10(_11)
[kbdaffodils]
/say 7,1,8(\|)9/3)3/9)8(|/)7,93(\9|)8(|/)7,7,8(\|)7,8(\|)
/say 7,1{O})8/)(|/)7,8(\7({O},8(\|)(\7({O}9/3)7{O})8/)(|/)7,11DaFFoDiLDaYS7{O})8/)00,01
/say 7,1~8(/|)(\7({O}8(|\)7~{O})8/)(|\)7~8|/)7,97~8(/|)(\7({O}11AReHeRe AGaiN!7~8(/|)9\
/say 9,1(3\9(\8(|\)7~3/9)3|9|)3/)7~8(/|)3/)9/)8(\7({O}9(\3/)9\8(|\)7~00 $mcnc(20,%vn) 9(\//
/say 9,1__0mx9|3|9\||/3/|9|_3|9||3/9__\\||3/9_|3/)8(|\)7~9_3|9\3\9|\||3//9________________________||/_
[kbdevil]
/say 8,1|||4,_,
/say 8,1`-'4_(.8"4.)_4_00 $mcnl(30,%vn $+ 's) 9__
/say 8,1|4'-..-'__8the4|\|_\/||9|\|(/`_|||(|_
/say 8,1|4\_/.--'/|_/|_\/||_8in9|_/|_)\_/\_/|_)|_
/say 8,1'4.--|\--.14mx
[kbdidit]
/say 0,17____/,\)
/say 7,1____(_/_)
/say 2,1mx7\0(]07,01_)00 $mcnc(20,%vn) 
/say 7,1'._0(]7_)11DIDIT!!
[kbdigit]
/say 0,1.''.__-,
/say 0,1|4.-..-.0|_.-.___()(_/11 $mcnc(20,%vn) 
/say 0,1\4'-`'-`0/()(_.----._)\15\_8It'sHalloween!
/say 14,1mx0`||`(_15,01.----._)0/15_)0CanyouDIGit?
/say 0,1'-'`-'`-'
[kbdoing]
/say 7,1-''.--,7,--.''-
/say 10,1,-.,-.7'00 $mcnc(20,%vn) 7'10,-.,-.
/say 10,1/,-'|.-'0\8Whatchadoing?0/10'-.|'-.\
/say 14,1mx0\._9o0'._9o00,01/\11o0_.'11o0_./
  if ($file($wavedirWhatcha-doing.wav) != $null) { .sound Whatcha-doing.wav }
[kbdots]
/set %boxnick $mcnc(11,%vn)
/say 4,1Hi4,47,1Hi7,78,1Hi8,83,1Hi3,39,1Hi9,99,1Hi12,1212,1Hi11,1111,1Hi06,066,1Hi13,1313,1Hi
/say 01,00 $+ $mid(%boxnick,1,1)) $+ 4,401,00 $+ $mid(%boxnick,2,1)) $+ 4,47,701,00 $+ $mid(%boxnick,3,1)) $+ 7,78,801,00 $+ $mid(%boxnick,4,1)) $+ 8,83,301,00 $+ $mid(%boxnick,5,1)) $+ 3,39,901,00 $+ $mid(%boxnick,6,1)) $+ 09,0912,1201,00 $+ $mid(%boxnick,7,1)) $+ 12,1211,1101,00 $+ $mid(%boxnick,8,1)) $+ 11,116,601,00 $+ $mid(%boxnick,9,1)) $+ 6,613,1301,00 $+ $mid(%boxnick,10,1)) $+ 13,1301,00 $+ $mid(%boxnick,11,1)) $+ 
/say 4,1Hi4,47,1Hi7,78,1Hi8,83,1Hi3,39,1Hi9,99,1Hi12,1212,1Hi11,1111,1Hi6,66,1Hi13,1313,1Hi
[kbeagle]
/say 0,1_____7____
/say 0,1/8`-'7__\
/say 0,1/_'\7.-`/08 $mcnc(24,%vn) 
/say 0,1//\/\\|-`.4TheEagleHasLanded!
/say 5,1//|\\//|\\\\14mx
[kbevil]
/say 2,1mx7()-()_2mx7/5)7)-(5(7\52mx7()-()14seenoevil
/say 0,17(_)0'7(_)7|\0"7)|7(_0"7_)14,01hearnoevil
/say 0,17/`'4-147`5\7_7\`'-147`5\7/_7_(__)(__\1414speaknoevil
/say 0,17(___)5_/7__)7(___)5_/7__)7(__5\_7(____)00 $mcnc(15,%vn) 
[kbextra]
/say 14,1mx7.'-10||7-'.
/say 7,1|__)8EXTRA!EXTRA!ReadALLaboutIT07,01(__|
/say 7,1\__)00 $upper($mcnc(32,%vn $+ 11Arrived!)) 7(__/
/say 7,1`--10|_________________________________|7--'
[kbfast]
/say 11,1Igothereasfast
/say 11,1asicould!10.-.
/say 10,1.-.0o14\|7_10/.-.\
/say 10,1/.-.\7_14|/7(0'7_10\\__/7-.
/say 14,1mx7.-10\__//7_0'7)09 $+ $replace($mcnc(22,%vn),$chr(160),W) $+ 
[kbfeature]
/set %boxnick $mcnc(11,%vn)
/say 11,1TodaysFeaturePresentations
/say 1,14
/say 3,314,143,300,03 $+ $mid(%boxnick,1,1)) $+ 3,314,143,300,03 $+ $mid(%boxnick,2,1)) $+ 3,314,143,300,03 $+ $mid(%boxnick,3,1)) $+ 3,314,143,300,03 $+ $mid(%boxnick,4,1)) $+ 3,314,143,300,03 $+ $mid(%boxnick,5,1)) $+ 3,314,143,300,03 $+ $mid(%boxnick,6,1)) $+ 3,314,143,300,03 $+ $mid(%boxnick,7,1)) $+ 3,314,143,300,03 $+ $mid(%boxnick,8,1)) $+ 3,314,143,300,03 $+ $mid(%boxnick,9,1)) $+ 3,314,143,300,03 $+ $mid(%boxnick,10,1)) $+ 3,314,143,300,03 $+ $mid(%boxnick,11,1)) $+ 3,314,143,3
/say 1,14
[kbfish]
/say 11,1,,3.i`0o9)11,13(0o6'i.11,,,,,,,,,,,
/say 11,1`'`-'`-''3<_9/4`-'9\11`-'13/4`-'13\6_>11`'`-'`-''`'`-'`-''`'`-'`-''`-'`-'`
/say 11,1`'`-'`-'93<9/3\)9:1113:6(/13\6>11'`-' $mcnc(36,`-'00 $+ %vn $+ 11`-'`-')
/say 9,1.--.//-..-'`13`-..-\\.--.8I'mjustsohappytoseeyou!!
/say 9,1`-'\_)14mx13(_/`-'
[kbfishkis]
/say 0,112(\.0:.9./)
/say 12,1>'/012\9/09\`'<4fishkissesfor
/say 12,1\_\.9`./_/`14mx00 $mcnc(20,%vn) 
[kbflock]
/say 9,19(8"7>>8"9)(8"7>9(8"7<9(7v9)7<8"9)00 $mcnc(20,%vn) 
/say 14,1mx9//4)4(9\\9(/11_4)11_9//4)4(11_9\)4(9\\11BirdsofaFeather
/say 11,19//119\\119||//119||119\\118FlockTogether
[kbfly]
/say 3,13-9|3-
/say 3,1_____11.-.3_____00 $mcnc(20,%vn) 
/say 9,1`'-14o9-.(8+9).-14o9-'`8Comeflywithme!
/say 0,1"14`-'0"14mx
[kbflyby]
/say 0,110-12|10-
/say 0,114mx12_____12.0-12.12_____0TheregoesaFlyBye
/say 0,110`'-14o10-.12(8+12)10.-14o10-'`14 $mcnc(20,#) 
/say 0,1"12`-'0"
[kbflyover]
/say 14,1.'`'.-'`,-.0(\144Fliyingover
/say 14,1'._.'`.,'`-9(0>9|10D1400 $mcnc(20,%vn) 
/say 14,1`-'`0(/4tosayHI!
[kbfun]
/say 0,15||15.-._.-..
/say 0,15\7O0oo5|7O15:11Time'sFun..08,01
/say 0,17O5||9(__)5\|7O5|9.0Oo15'.08 $mcnc(30,%vn) 
/say 0,15||7O9/)(\7O5||9(__)14^^11WhenYoureHavingFlies!
/say 0,112~~~5;||12~~~~~~5mx|9/)(\12_____________________________________
[kbgetup]
/say 9,1.-'-.4__00 $upper($mcnc(20,%vn)) 9.-..-.
/say 5,1.======9/14.''.9\5=======.4/_)|()8||||o)9|/|/
/say 5,1'======9\14'..'9/5======='4|(.-|)_||8|`'|.-'9|/|/
/say 14,12mx9`'-'`4'---'---''-'8`--'`-'9oo
  if ($file($wavediralarm_clock.wav) != $null) { .sound alarm_clock.wav }
[kbgoodnite]
/say 14,1.'`,-.8_.-'0-'.11,01*
/say 8,1*14('-.8.'/0`.-
/say 14,1'._.`'-'8'11o8\14.'`,-.00 $mcnc(20,%vn) 
/say 12,1*0-'.8'14`-8\__.14('-.11GoodNight
/say 2,1mx11*0`.-8`.___.-'14'._.`'-'11SweetDreamstoYou!
[kbgreetings]
/say 14,1.-----.00 $mcnc(20,%vn) 14,01.-----.
/say 0,114|14,9(4U14)14,1|2mx8WaRMGReeTiNGS2mx14|14,9(4U14)14,1|
/say 0,114-----15'.8FRoMMYCoMPuTeR15.'14-----
/say 14,1/=======\15'8ToYouRS15'14/=======\
[kbgroovy]
/say 0,114||00 $mcnc(20,%vn) 
/say 0,1|7()0|9__11__13__8__9__7__13,01(')2mx
/say 0,1'9)13/)0'9/_)11|o)13.''8.''9(`/7(\')13(_813)7(`)
/say 14,1\/9|(.-11,01|\`-13|9O8|7O8|09,01\/7,:/13`-'7(117_)
/say 14,1/\2mx9'---11,01'-''-'13,01'--'8'--'9`'7'--'7`-'
[kbguitar]
/say 0,114mx12.-"-..--.
/say 0,19WEWILLWEWILL12/11.'`'12`'-'`0o12,01(________7_8,,,
/say 8,1ROCKYOU!!12|15[14======15]]12,14"""""""""7[_.-'
/say 0,100 $+ $mcnc(24,%vn) $+ 12\11'._.'12,-.(
/say 0,112`-.-'``-'
  if ($file($wavedirwe-will-rock-you.wav) != $null) { .sound we-will-rock-you.wav }
[kbhangin`]
/say 9,1{>5|\
/say 9,1{/4.0Oo5',9._0Lovehangin`aroundwithYou
/say 4,1(13..4)-0Oo9\}00 $mcnc(20,%vn) 
/say 4,1`--(13\_.4)
/say 14,1mx4`--'
[kbhanukkah]
/say 8,1____(/____
/say 8,1\)(/\)\)07,01|08,01(/(/\)(/00 $mcnc(20,%vn) 
/say 12,10_4|0_12|0_13|0_12|0_7|0_9|0_9|0_12|0_4|0_11M9a10y7T4h6i13s4H7o8l10i9d11a9y
/say 14,1mx12HAPPYHANUKKAH!8B7e6F13i6l4l7e8d9W11i9t10h7M4u6c13h4H7a8p10p9i11n9e10s8s
[kbhanukkah-candles]
/set %boxnick $mcnc(9,%vn)
/say 9,108( $+ $mid(%boxnick,5,1)) $+ )
/say 9,108( $+ $mid(%boxnick,1,1)) $+ )( $+ $mid(%boxnick,2,1)) $+ )( $+ $mid(%boxnick,3,1)) $+ )( $+ $mid(%boxnick,4,1)) $+ )09,0107,01|08( $+ $mid(%boxnick,6,1)) $+ )( $+ $mid(%boxnick,7,1))) $+ )( $+ $mid(%boxnick,8,1)) $+ )( $+ $mid(%boxnick,9,1)) $+ )
/say 0,1HAPPY4|0__12|0__13|0__12|0__7|0__9|0__9|0__12|0__4|0___
/say 12,1||/_\|\|||||||///_\_|
/say 12,1|_|_||_|_||_|\_|\___/|_|\_\|_|_|_|_|
[kbhappyday]
/say 13,1813787912
/say 4,187138HAPPYDAY!07,01879129
/say 8,11300 $+ $upper($mcnc(20,%vn)) $+ 8912
/say 8,171378IsHERE7912
[kbHappyHalloween]
/say 7,1__5|]9/}_
/say 3,1_7//\/\\9`(-'00 $mcnc(20,%vn) 
/say 3,1(-'7|(.^.))9`-7HappyHalloween!
/say 3,1'mx7\_\__/_/
[kbhb]
/say 0,14|9|4|9|8|12)00 $mcnc(20,%vn) 4|9|4|9|8|12)
/say 0,1mx4|_9|4|_9|8|___12)00 $mcnc(20,%vn) 4|_9|4|_9|8|___12)
[kbhehe]
/say 0,13,3|9,9|0,13,3|9,9|0,16,6|13,13|||0,112,12|11,11|0,112,12|11,11|0,17,7|8,8|||00,01 $mcnl(20,%vn) 
/say 0,13,3|9,9||0,16,6|13,13|13,112,12|11,11||||0,17,7|8,8|8,115,01 $mcnc(20,%vn) 
/say 0,13,3|9,9|0,13,3|9,9|0,16,6|13,13|||0,112,12|11,11|0,112,12|11,11|0,17,07|8,8|mx0,114,01 $mcnr(20,%vn) 
[kbhello-]
/say 7,7|11,11|1,17,7|11,11|1,18,112,14,10,112,12|13,13|||0,14,4|9,9|1,14,4|9,9|1,16,6|4,4|||1,111,11|7,7|||1,18,8|3,3|||1,113,1300,01 $mcnl(20,%vn) 
/say 7,7|11,11|-||11,18,8|12,12|11,111,112,12|13,13|11,014,4|9,9|-||11,16,6|4,44,111,111,11|7,7|7,111,18,8|3,3|3,111,100,01 $mcnc(20,%vn) 
/say 7,7|11,11|1,17,7m11,111,18,8|12,12|0,112,12|13,13|1,14,4|9,9|4,14,4m9,91,16,6|4,4|||1,111,11|7,7|1,1|7,7|1,18,8|3,3|||1,113,1300,01 $mcnr(20,%vn) 
[kbhello_]
/say 1,112,12|11,11|1,112,12|11,11|1,13,3|9,9|||1,15,5|4,4|1,17,7|8,8|1,16,6|13,13||||00,01 $mcnl(20,%vn) 1,1
/say 1,112,12|11,11|-||1,13,3|9,99,11,15,5|4,4|1,17,7|8,8|1,16,6|13,13|1,16,6|13,13|15,01 $mcnc(20,%vn) 1,1
/say 1,112,12|11,11|1,112,12m11,111,13,3|9,9|||1,15,5|4,4|||1,17,7|8,8|||1,16,6|13,13||||0,114,01 $mcnr(20,%vn) 1,1
[kbhelloblocks]
/set %boxnick $mcnr(9,%vn)
/say 0,0____6,611,06 $+ $mid(%boxnick,1,1)) $+ 6,615,150,0
/say 0,00,4H15,150,000,01 $+ $mid(%boxnick,2,1)) $+ 15,1509,13 $+ $mid(%boxnick,3,1)) $+ 15,150,0
/say 0,011,13e15,1511,2l15,150,011,1106,11 $+ $mid(%boxnick,4,1)) $+ 11,1115,152,211,02 $+ $mid(%boxnick,5,1)) $+ 2,215,154,400,04 $+ $mid(%boxnick,6,1)) $+ 4,415,150,0
/say 0,012,128,12l12,1215,155,50,5o5,515,1514,8-->15,150,05,511,05 $+ $mid(%boxnick,7,1)) $+ 05,0515,1510,1008,10 $+ $mid(%boxnick,8,1)) $+ 10,1015,153,300,03 $+ $mid(%boxnick,9,1)) $+ 03,0315,159,91,9!9,915,150,0
[kbhelp]
  if ($file($wavedirheeelp.wav) != $null) { .sound heeelp.wav }
/say 11,1`'-'`'-'`'-'`'-'`'-'`'14|11`0(4HELP!0)11-'`'-''-'`'-'`'
/say 11,1'-'`'9(\/0e4,11'-'14|8_0`|/---'4,0e9\/)11`'-'`'
/say 11,1'-'`'9(\/0e4,9\___/14|8(0"8)4,0e9\/)\___/\)
/say 14,1mx9(/\___/9(\/0e4,7T8_))9\___/\)11'-'`'
/say 11,1'-'`'9(/\___/8(/7=11`'-'`'11'-'`''-'`'
[kbhhanukah]
/say 8,1,,,,,,,,
/say 12,1|0|12|0|12|0|12|0|12|00 $mcnl(20,%vn) 
/say 14,1`===|===12WishingyouaHappyHanukkah!
/say 14,1__.''.________________________________
[kbhibear]
/say 13,1()-()9/`-------------------.
/say 13,1_(0ee13)_9/00 $+ $mcnc(20,HI $+ %vn) $+ 9/
/say 13,1(_`'--146\13_)9`------------------./
/say 13,1(____)6_/13__)14mx
[kbbearhug]
/say 7,1_()-()_
/say 7,1(5o7`(0'14Y0'7)'5o7)00 $mcnc(20,%vn) 
/say 7,1\'`'-'`5\7_11Hereisagreatbigbearhug!
/say 14,1mx7(___)5_/7__)
[kbhihi]
/say 1,16,6|13,13|2,16,6|13,13|2,15,14,11,17,7|8,8|2,17,7|8,8|2,112,11,13,3|9,9|2,13,3|9,9|1,110,111,11,100,01 $mcnl(20,%vn) 1,1
/say 1,16,6|13,13||2,15,5|4,4|2,17,7|8,8||2,12,2|12,12|2,13,3|9,9|||1,110,10|11,11|1,1.15,1 $mcnc(20,%vn) 1,1
/say 1,16,6m13,132,16,6|13,13|2,15,5|4,4|2,17,7|8,8|2,17,7|8,8|2,12,2|12,12|2,13,3|9,9|2,13,3|9,9|1,110,10|11,11|1,1.14,01 $mcnr(20,%vn) 1,1
[kbhithere]
/say 8,1=15,11<12,11\15,11/12,11>8,1=15,7<6,7\15,7/6,7>8,1=00,01 $mcnc(20,%vn) 8,1=15,4<8,4\15,4/8,4>8,1=15,13<6,13\15,13/6,13>8,1=
/say 8,1=15,11<12,11>1,11()15,11<12,11>8,1=15,7<6,7>1,7()15,7<6,7>8,1=1,18,1HITHERE8,1=15,4<8,4>1,4()15,4<8,4>8,1=15,13<6,13>1,13()15,13<6,13>8,1=
/say 8,1=15,11<12,11/15,11\12,11>8,1=15,7<6,7/15,7\6,7>8,1=00,01 $mcnc(20,%vn) 8,1=15,4<8,4/15,4\8,4>8,1=15,13<6,13/15,13\6,13>8,1=
[kbholicow]
/say 14,1.-7(__)14--x---x--7(__)14x5(0oo5)14,01--13.-----------------------------.
/say 14,1x5(0oo5)---7(__)5-(0oo5)(4._.5)13/_0HolyCowLookwho'shere!13|
/say 14,1|5(4._.5)7(__)5(0oo5)_(4._.5)7(13U7_)13`) $ddcol(0|11|8|15|7,1,$mcnc(26,%vn $+ !!)) 13|
/say 14,1--x---x---x---x---x---x--x13'--------------------------mx
[kbhowbee]
/say 0,114_0_14|/
/say 0,114_.'`'._.'`'._0(_\8/11'8)
/say 0,18Howyou0(_/8/14=8|14E
/say 0,107 $mcnl(20,%vn) 14mx8\/
[kbhug]
/say 7,1(\')__('/)
/say 7,1(_`_)(_`_)4RedAlert!!!
/say 7,1(_,\/,_)00 $mcnc(20,%vn) 
/say 7,1|\14mx7/|9InCoMiNg12InCoMiNg13HuG!
  if ($file($wavedirbighugs.wav) != $null) { .sound bighugs.wav }
[kbhugyou]
  if ($file($wavedirhugyou.wav) != $null) { .sound hugyou.wav }
/say 11,1_0I'mgone4__
/say 7,1.'-9||||11|||13_\_12\v/9\4|||7-'.
/say 7,1|__)139|11|_||13(_/]12||9.)4|_|7(__|
/say 7,1\__)9_||_|11___/13\___/12|__|9___/4___7(__/
/say 5,1mx7`--'08 $+ $mcnc(30,%vn) $+ 7`--'
[kbhuh]
/say 0,112,12|9,9|0,112,12|9,9|0,14,4|8,8|0,14,4|8,8|0,113,13|11,11|0,113,13|11,11|0,16,6|14,14|||00,01 $mcnl(20,%vn) 
/say 0,112,12|9,9||0,14,4|8,8|0,14,4|8,8|0,113,13|11,11||||0,16,6|14,14|00,01 $mcnl(20,%vn) 
/say 0,112,12|9,9|0,112,12|9,9|0,14,4|8,8||||0,113,13|11,11|0,113,13|11,11|14,1mx6,114,100,01 $mcnl(20,%vn) 
[kbinocent]
/say 8,1_10,--------------------------.
/say 8,1'-'10,-'00 $mcnc(21,%vn) 10|
/say 0,1.-.7(13*0"13*7)00,01.-.10`.8Ididn'tdoanything.10|
/say 0,1(_.'11/7'-'11\0'._)10|8I'manangel!...10|
/say 14,1mx0(_11/_____\0_)10'--------------------------'
[kbkansas]
/say 14,1\4_14/
/say 14,1-4(`-'11O4_11O4_14-00 $mcnl(20,%vn) 
/say 2,1mx14/4[]\.__)_)14-
/say 8,1Ihaveafeelingwe'reNotinKansasanymore
  if ($file($wavedirNotKansas.wav) != $null) { .sound NotKansas.wav }
[kbkissme]
/say 3,1_9_3()______939.'`.'`.08 $mcnl(20,%vn) $+ 3_
/say 3,1|9|3'9/3|93(9(39(3'9_/_.-..-._\_I'M3(9)__3(9_)14(today!)3.-.
/say 3,1|9,`\3|9|3)9))'\3::9'/`3\9/|39)3|9|3o9)3|93(9(3|9|3|9|3|9/
/say 9,1'-'3'9-3`9-3`9--3'9--'14mx9\3::.9/3|9|3\9/3|9|)3_|9|,`\3|9|3)9)|=|3|9/
/say 9,1`'---'``-'`-'---'3'9-3'9-'3'9-3'9-'--'3'9-'3'9-'o
[kblace]
/set %boxnick $replace($mcnc(13,%vn),$chr(160),X) 
/say 12,1.xXx.xXx.xXx.xXx.xXx.xXx.xXx.xXx.xXx.xXx.xXx.xXx.xXx.
/say 12,1נ00 $+ $mid(%boxnick,1,1)) $+ 12נ00 $+ $mid(%boxnick,2,1)) $+ 12נ00 $+ $mid(%boxnick,3,1)) $+ 12נ00 $+ $mid(%boxnick,4,1)) $+ 12נ00 $+ $mid(%boxnick,5,1)) $+ 12נ00 $+ $mid(%boxnick,6,1)) $+ 12נ00 $+ $mid(%boxnick,7,1)) $+ 12נ00 $+ $mid(%boxnick,8,1)) $+ 12נ00 $+ $mid(%boxnick,9,1)) $+ 12נ00 $+ $mid(%boxnick,10,1)) $+ 12נ00 $+ $mid(%boxnick,11,1)) $+ 12נ00 $+ $mid(%boxnick,12,1)) $+ 12נ00 $+ $mid(%boxnick,13,1)) $+ 12נ
/say 12,1`x`x`x`x`x`x`x`x`x`x`x״x״x״
[kblater]
/say 14,1mx9_/.-\00 $mcnc(20,%vn) 
/say 11,1__9/.-\0o9|8CyaLaterAlligator!
/say 11,1'._9||0O119|-'`"--..__c_/)11__,.__
  if ($file($wavediralligator.wav) != $null) { .sound alligator.wav }
[kbsillys-day]
/say 7,1,8/\7,12/\7,13/\4/\7,9/\
/say 7,1<(4,0"7)7<(0"4U7)>.:--(4(0"7)--:.00,017(0"4.7)>(4.0"7)/~00 $mcnc(20,%vn) 13.-.
/say 4,1||||8/\9|o)o)12\')13|o)11|9o)7(4|||11|'.8/\12\')13|/
/say 4,1||=|8o9|.-|.-'12|/14mx13|o)11|9\`-.7||04,01||=11|O|8o|12/13|/
/say 4,1'-''-'8-''-9`-'`-'12`-'13`--'11'-'9-''-'7'-'4'-''-11'--'8'-''-`12-'13o
  if ($file($wavedirhbday.wav) != $null) { .sound hbday.wav }
[kbleafs]
/say 0,18/`4/\\
/say 5,1//\8\4'-.|00 $mcnc(20,%vn) 
/say 5,1\.-'8/3\`\14"A4H8a4p9p4y7F8a4l9l14toyou!...
/say 0,17/`/\3-.|14...14andmanywarmwishesfor
/say 0,17\.-'1mx14a4H8a9p7p3y3T6h8a7n9k7s4g7i8v3i9n7g14too!"
[kbletsnow]
/say 0,2*3x0'.3x0'*.*'..*`*.'*
/say 0,2'3x04o3x0*3x8o3x0*11_11,11H11,2_0..11 $mcnc(20,%vn) 0.
/say 0,2.3x11o3xx9o3x3,2x12o3,2xx4o3,2x05,_0(")5_.0*LetitsnowLetitsnow*
/say 3,2x8o3xx13o3xx12o3x9o3xx13o3xx11o3x0(_:_)'.*'.'.*.
/say 15,0^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
[kblights]
/say 10,1mx._9.'.10__/'.13.'.
/say 4,1,144.10`.9|00&9|10.'8,148.10|13|0&13|10/:_00 $mcnc(20,%vn) 
/say 4,1|0&4|10|9'149'10/8|0&8|10\13'1413'10/`'`.4MaYYouRCHRiSMaSHoLiDaYS08,01
/say 4,1`.'10`-'8`.'10`-'`14=10D'4BeMeRRYaNDBRiGHT!
[kblilly]
/say 2,1mx13(\\8;,13|)/)00 $mcnc(20,%vn) 
/say 9,1(``13'.~~"'9-.11YourFRIENDSHIP
/say 11,1~~9(___..-11~~IsSPECIALtoME
[kblol]
/say 0,111,11|12,12|0,17,7|8,8||||0,13,3|9,9|11,01 $mcnl(20,%vn) 
/say 0,111,11|12,12|0,17,7|8,8|0,17,7|8,8|0,13,3|9,9|08,01 $mcnc(20,%vn) 
/say 0,111,11|12,12mx|0,17,7|8,8||||0,13,3|9,9|||09,01 $mcnr(20,%vn) 
[kblunch]
  if ($file($wavedirmosquito.wav) != $null) { .sound mosquito.wav }
/say 11,1(\/)__
/say 9,1___11`'\/'`(\/)14mx00 $mcnc(20,%vn) 
/say 9,1`'-"(0Oo9)11,01`'\/'`9___8I'mHungry,What'sforLunch?
/say 14,1|9(0oO9)"-'`
/say 14,1|
[kbmagnet]
/say 1,112,122,21,13,39,93,31,15,54,45,51,017,78,87,71,16,613,136,61,0111,1110,101,1
/say 1,112,122,21,100 $mcnc(20,%vn) 1,111,1110,101,1
/say 1,112,12m2,21,13,39,93,31,15,54,45,51,017,78,87,71,16,613,136,61,0111,1110,101,1
[kbmagnet1]
/say 0,14,415,1514,148,1/~~~__
/say 8,14,45,58,18~~'8^~~00 $mcnc(20,%vn) 
/say 0,15,4mx15,1514,148,1\~~~~~11Gottacatch'em!!
/say 0,18`~~~
  if ($file($wavedirzap.wav) != $null) { .sound zap.wav }
[kbmagnet2]
/say 0,14,415,1514,148,1/~~\14,1415,154,40,1
/say 0,14,45,50,18~~'00 $mcnc(20,%vn) 8`~~5,54,40,1
/say 0,15,4mx15,1514,148,1\~~11,01Gottacatch'em!!8~~/14,1415,154,40,1
  if ($file($wavedirzap.wav) != $null) { .sound zap.wav }
[kbmanyfaces]
/say 8__________________________________________________
/say 4,8(.)8,4(c")12,13(c)13,12(\"/)4,9(o/)8,7(ܠ.)6,11(^^|)11,4(O)12,8(*")1,13(U)
/say 0,1TheManyFacesof
/say 8,100 $upper($mcnc(30,%vn)) 
/say 4,8(.)8,4(c")12,13(c)13,12(\"/)4,9(o/)8,7(ܠ.)6,11(^^|)11,4(O)12,8(*")1,13(U)
[kbmate]
/say 7,1(\_/)9___
/say 7,1/0oo7\9___()__||08 $+ $mcnc(20,%vn) $+ 9_||____
/say 7,1_,(13.4__13.7)_9/o`|\/o`/o`|||||'\/o`|_/o_)
/say 7,1.-.`'-/\.-"9\__,|\__,_\__,_|\_,||_|_|_\__,_|\__\____)
/say 14,1mx7\.'--'`,\)_,9(_____/(_____/
[kbmirc]
/say 12,1|'`''.
/say 12,1||'|'|9Hiya!4Hello!12Goodtoseeyou!
/say 4,1||'|80"8\8Howyoudoing!13Howdy!11Ltns!
/say 4,1|||8\00 $mcnc(24,%vn) 
/say 4,1'-'-'8`'-2mx
  if ($file($wavedirircgreat.wav) != $null) { .sound ircgreat.wav }
[kbmade-me]
/say 4,1__4,_,
/say 4,1\--._(.8"4)11 $mcnl(30,%vn) 
/say 4,1_/\_8_the4|\|\/||
/say 4,1`"\_/8-4"8--(-4|_/|_\/||_8mademeDoIt!
/say 14,1mx4._||_.8
[kbmistle]
/say 15,1o0o5`/
/say 9,1.-"/0o15o9,00 $mcnc(20,%vn) 
/say 9,1|/5.15o9|`.4Let'sMeetUnderTheMistletoe
/say 9,1'-'5/9|`.\\
/say 5,1.'9'._)'-'14mx
[kbmoose]
/say 0,17/\/\/\5.--.7/\/\/\
/say 7,1(_____5/0oO5\7_____)8I"Moosed"You
/say 0,114mx5(14o5____14o5)00 $mcnc(20,%vn) 
[kbmorning]
/say 0,1.-.8\/
/say 0,1()8#)<00 $mcnc(20,%vn) 
/say 0,10(15__8'-0._11,01GoodMorningStarshine:)0
/say 15,1=|0|15=|0|15=|0|15=|0|15=|0|15=|0|15=|0|15=|0|15=|0|15=|0|15=|0|15=|0|15=|0|
/say 9,1mxWWwwWwwwWWwWWwwWWwWWwwWWwWwWWwwWWwwWW
[kbmossemas]
/say 15,1_\_\_4o15_/_/_4o
/say 8,1O9o15/\7.-.15/13o15\12O8o00 $mcnc(20,%vn) 
/say 13,1o12o7|11"7|9o3M4er3r4yC3h4ri3s4tm3o4os3e4!
/say 7,17.'4_7'.4a3n4da3n4An3t4le3r4Ne3w4Ye3a4r
/say 2,1mx7(_4(_)7_)
[kbmouse]
/say 14,1_15.-'``'.
/say 14,1`'-=.15/.-.\.-.
/say 14,1.="-'.=15|15,01|'.)08 $mcnc(30,%vn) 
/say 14,1`'==='15\mx'-'11o15'.14|/4iSBeeNQuieTaSaMouSe!
/say 14,1"-.,15______14,15__13D
[kbmuffin]
/say 9,1___8__13______12()00 $upper($mcnl(20,%vn)) 11___8()4___5.--.
/say 9,1|\|8|||13|__)__12|04|\||7|\/9|||11|)__8|4|\||5(,;;,)
/say 9,1||\8|`'13|-'|-'12|4||\|7||\/|9|`'11|-'|-'8|4||\|12\||/
/say 9,1`-''-'8`--'13`-'`-'12`-4`-''-'7`-'`-'9'--'11`-'`-'8`-4`-''-'14`""`2mx
[kbn2c]
/say 0,1.-..-.00 $mcnc(20,%vn) $+ 13||
/say 8,1Niceto0|9(0|9(0|12\\_//8/\9||_||13|_|
/say 0,1'-''-'14mx12`|_|'8\___/9\___/13(_)
[kbnails]
/say 0,17()-()
/say 0,114 $mcnc(20,$me) 7(_)
/say 11,1N9a12I4l6S11N9a12I4l6S11N9a12I4l6S7(/`\)_
/say 1,104 $mcnr(21,%vn $+ 's) 7(__u___/5mx7)3t8O6t7H9e10C11h12A13,01i14,01R04,01!!!01,01
  if ($file($wavedirhammer.wav) != $null) { .sound hammer.wav }
[kbneighbourhood]
/say 2,1mx36__5n4__5H9.-.
/say 3,16/___\4/___\00 $upper($mcnc(20,%vn)) 9()
/say 3,15|310|5o[]10|11|8[]11|12_.-.4 $mcnc(35,WelcometoThe $+ # $+ hood) $+ 9`5|9'
/say 9,1^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^8'0o12-0o12'149^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
[kbnewyear]
/say 7,1,12/\7,9/\7,13/\2mx4/\7,8/\
/say 7,1<(4,0"7)7<(0"4U7)>.:--(4(0"7)--:.(0"4.7)>(4.0"7)/~00 $mcnc(20,%vn) 12__4.-.
/say 4,1||||8/\9|o)o)12\')13|\|11|_)9|||||8(\'7|_)9/\12|o)4|/
/say 4,1||=8|o9|.-|.-'12|/13||\11|)_9|`'`|8|/7|)_9|o12|\`-.4|/
/say 4,1'-''-8'-''-9`-'9`-'12`-'13`-''-11'---'9'---'8`-'7'---9'-''-12'-''-'4o
[kbniceone]
/set %boxnick $mcnc(9,%vn)
/say 0,115,15.14,14..15,15..14,14..15,15..14,14..15,15..14,14..15,15..14,14..15,15..14,14..15,15..14,14..15,15..14,14..15,15..14,14.01,01
/say 0,101,03 $+ $mid(%boxnick,1,1)) $+ 15,15.14,14.01,09 $+ $mid(%boxnick,2,1)) $+ 15,15.14,14.01,11 $+ $mid(%boxnick,3,1)) $+ 15,15.14,14.01,12 $+ $mid(%boxnick,4,1)) $+ 15,15.14,14.01,13 $+ $mid(%boxnick,5,1)) $+ 15,15.14,14.01,06 $+ $mid(%boxnick,6,1)) $+ 15,15.14,14.01,04 $+ $mid(%boxnick,7,1)) $+ 15,15.14,14.01,07 $+ $mid(%boxnick,8,1)) $+ 15,15.14,14.8,801,08 $+ $mid(%boxnick,9,1)) $+ 1,1
/say 0,115,15.14,14..15,15..14,14..15,15..14,14..15,15..14,14..15,15..14,14..15,15..14,14..15,15..14,14..15,15..14,14..15,15..14,14.01,01
[kbnoevil]
/say 7,1()-()__/))-((\()-()
/say 7,1(_)0a7(__)|\0ee7)|(_0aa7_)
/say 14,1mx7/'4-147\14mx7\`'4-147`\/(__)(__\14mx
/say 11,1seenoevilhearnoevilspeaknoevil
/say 14,100 $+ $mcnc(15,$snick(#,2))  00 $+ $mcnc(15,$snick(#,1)) $+ 00 $+ $mcnc(15,$snick(#,3)) 
[kbnoses]
/say 7,1|\/|5|\/|
/say 7,1(14=9"7)5(9"14=5)00 $mcnc(20,%vn) 
/say 7,1/)/5=7\/45\/7=5\(\8WannaRubNoses?
/say 7,1((_(__\_)2mx5(_/__)_))
[kbnuffin]
/say 0,100 $mcnc(20,%vn) 
/say 9,1|\||8||||7|)12,01|)13||11|\||
/say 9,1||\|8|`'|7|-'912|-'13||11||\|
/say 1,1mx9`-''-'8`----'7`-'12`-'13`-'11`-''-'
[kbnumber1]
/say 7,1.-''-.
/say 7,1|15/|st7|0 $mcnc(20,%vn) 
/say 7,1\15`|_|7/9You're#1!
/say 2,1mx7`-..-'
[kbnut]
/say 7,1_7cc
/say 7,1(_7`,7/0"4,00 $mcnl(20,%vn) 
/say 5,17".7\/`-15,45\15,8sometimesyoufeellikea8Nut
/say 0,114mx7`.\_)5_/7)8sometimesyoudon't14:P
  if ($file($wavedirlikeanut.wav) != $null) { .sound likeanut.wav }
[kboutsidebox]
/say 0,100 $mcnc(20,%vn) 14,515,414,51,1
/say 11,1It'sTimeToThink14,515,414,50,114,515,414,51,1
/say 8,1OutsidetheBox!14;)14,515,414,51,1
[kbpeek-a-boo]
/say 7,1()-()_
/say 7,1(_)0'7(_)9PeeK-a-BoO
/say 7,1/`'4-147`5\7_8isEEU!
/say 7,1(___)5,01_/07,01__)14mx00 $mcnc(20,%vn) 
[kbpeek-a-bunny]
/say 13,1(\/)
/say 9,1Thought13_13>`'\13_9i'ddropinandsay
/say 11,1.----14mx13(_)(0'14Y0'13)11-13(_)11-------------------.
/say 11,1|8Hello13`'-'8 $mcnc(20,%vn) 11|
/say 11,1'--------------------------------------'
[kbpeek-in]
/say 0,19Thought7_()-()7_9i'dpeekinandsay
/say 0,111-----14mx07,01(_)(0"7)(_)11-------------------
/say 0,18Hello7`4'7-147`08 $mcnl(20,%vn) $+ 
/say 0,1
[kbpeer]
/say 0,18,4+8'7
/say 0,14=12,01`7(0"7)>00 $mcnl(20,%vn) 
/say 0,17<9||74waittilligetthat8PEER4guy!
/say 14,1mx5_12/^|5_
[kbpie]
/say 5,1_2mx0(\
/say 5,1\)70()700 $mcnc(20,%vn) 
/say 0,15\7\|14"7SaveroomforPie!14"
/say 1,15\7\|4H8a7p9p3y4T6h8a7n9k3s4g03,01i8v7i9n6g4W3i8s7h9e6s4t6o8Y7o9u3!
[kbpinch]
/say 7,1.-.|)__4|/
/say 7,1\`/,_)4-08 $mcnl(20,$me) 
/say 7,1('(/)04 $mcnl(30,pinches08 $+ %vn) 
/say 2,1mx7`\/11didthatgetyourattention?14:P
[kbpink-o]
/say 3,1|`\\10`3`\.15,01|3"|9/`3`,'
/say 9,1]3"|\13,-1413-6.3\10\'|3`L.14SeasonsGreetings!
/say 3,1//9`\13/6\13_/`\\39"|`3/900 $mcnc(20,%vn) 
/say 3,110`'3`6;/13\_/6;
/say 0,114mx13\.6_13/_/
[kbpond]
/say 9,1,-.,--'0o9)
/say 9,1\(,`.,-'3-.12 $mcnc(30,%vn) 8_
/say 2,1mx3,9',-._,-\\_3.'8\/_|__.___|__|_|__|_)_.__|
/say 3,1(9\(_,'`3,01)8\/\/(/_|(_(_)|||(/_|(_)|||(/_|(_)||(_|
/say 3,1`'-..___..-'`
[kbpunch]
  if ($file($wavedirpunch.wav) != $null) { .timer 1 6 .sound punch.wav }
/set %boxnick $replace($mcnc(20,%vn),$chr(160),*) | var %i = 1 | while (%i <= 20) { set %bnmx $+ %i $chr(3) $+ $iif($mid(%boxnick,%i,1) == *,00,13) $+ $mid(%boxnick,%i,1) | inc %i | } | }
/say 7,1.---._11\/8__11'.,\'._,\8_11,\'.8__ $+ %bnmx2 $+  $+ %bnmx20 $+ 
/say 7,1_____/`\\_)11'8/_\11`8___11`8___//// $+ %bnmx1 $+  $+ %bnmx10 $+  $+ %bnmx11 $+  $+ %bnmx7 $+ 
/say 7,1_____(_/__)8//_//|||'\/__/_\// $+ %bnmx3 $+  $+ %bnmx17 $+  $+ %bnmx18 $+  $+ %bnmx15 $+  $+ %bnmx14 $+ 
/say 7,1\(0D7__)8/___/\_,_|_||_\__/_//_/_/ $+ %bnmx12 $+  $+ %bnmx19 $+  $+ %bnmx6 $+  $+ %bnmx8 $+ 
/say 7,1`.__(0D7_)8/_/11/`-<'`./>-'\8(_) $+ %bnmx5 $+  $+ %bnmx4 $+  $+ %bnmx16 $+  $+ %bnmx9 $+  $+ %bnmx13 $+ 
[kbpuzzle]
/set %boxnick $mcnc(11,%vn)
/say 14,1you'rean8()14important12()14piece....6()_11_()_4__9_()_12__
/say 7,1_|(_)|8|9(_)|12|13(_)|6_|11_|4(_)_|9_|12(_)_|
/say 7,1(_00 $+ $mid(%boxnick,1,1)) $+ 7(00 $+ $mid(%boxnick,2,1)) $+ 8_(00 $+ $mid(%boxnick,3,1)) $+ 9(00,01 $+ $mid(%boxnick,4,1)) $+ 12_(00 $+ $mid(%boxnick,5,1)) $+ 13_(00 $+ $mid(%boxnick,6,1)) $+ 6(_00 $+ $mid(%boxnick,7,1)) $+ 11_(_00 $+ $mid(%boxnick,8,1)) $+ 4_(_00 $+ $mid(%boxnick,9,1)) $+ 9_(_00 $+ $mid(%boxnick,10,1)) $+ 12(_
/say 7,1|_|8_()|9_9|12_()|13_()|6__|11_()_|4_()_|9_()_|12,01__|
/say 7,1(_)89(_)1214...of6(_)14 $+ $mcnl(20,#) $+ 12(_) 
[kbquestion]
/say 4,1()8(\
/say 4,1_.--.8.--`_/00 $mcnc(20,%vn) 
/say 4,1/,--'8'--'11Huh?Who?Where?What?
/say 4,1\)8()9When?Why?How?Whom?Which?
[kbrings]
/set %boxnick $mcnc(12,%vn)
/say 4,1.---.8.---.12.---.9.---.13.---.6.---.11.---.12.---.7.---.4.---.8.---.9.---.
/say 4,1(00 $+ $mid(%boxnick,1,1)) $+ 8(4)00 $+ $mid(%boxnick,2,1)) $+ 12(8)00 $+ $mid(%boxnick,3,1)) $+ 9(12)00 $+ $mid(%boxnick,4,1)) $+ 13(9)00 $+ $mid(%boxnick,5,1)) $+ 6(13)00 $+ $mid(%boxnick,6,1)) $+ 11(6,01)00 $+ $mid(%boxnick,7,1)) $+ 12(11)00 $+ $mid(%boxnick,8,1)) $+ 7(12)00 $+ $mid(%boxnick,9,1)) $+ 4(7)00 $+ $mid(%boxnick,10,1)) $+ 8(4)00 $+ $mid(%boxnick,11,1)) $+ 9(8)00 $+ $mid(%boxnick,12,1)) $+ 9)
/say 14,1mx4'---'8'---'12'---'9'---'13'---'6'---'11'---'12'---'7'---'4'---'8'---'9'---'
[kbrose]
/say 14,1mx9.-'|
/say 9,1______,__\/_/4-.11ALongStemRoseFor
/say 9,1`|\\4'(`/|00 $mcnc(20,%vn) 
/say 9,1'-./4\,_/
[kbroses-are-red]
/say 9,1___,____,_|`-.4.-.
/say 9,1,.-'\_\/4(\|9-'|0Rosesare4RED0Violetsare11BLUE
/say 9,1______,__\/_/4-.\,_/9\/_/4-.09,01.-.0I'malwayshappywhenIsee
/say 9,1`|\\4|'(`/|9|\\4'(`/|9.-`04 $mcnc(22," $+ %vn $+ ") 
/say 9,1'-./4\,_/9'-./4\,_/14mx
[kbsail]
/say 8,1)-5|4~14^^
/say 8,1'`12/5|00 $mcnc(20,%vn) 
/say 0,112/5|9___8ComeSailwithMe
/say 1,1mx11_,9\11,_9/11_,_,,__
[kbshare]
/say 13,0114,0113,01(\/)07,01
/say 13,0114,0113,01>`'\07,0100,01
/say 13,0114,0113,01(00,01'14,01Y00,01'13,01)08,0100,01 $mcnc(20,%vn) 
/say 14,0113,01(_)'-'_)09,01,07,0108,01Iwillsharemy07,01carrot!!08,01
/say 14,01mx07,01.;'"``)09,01=;;
[kbshine]
/say 2,1mx7.;8\
/say 8,1\7`.,'7;_.'00 $mcnc(20,%vn) 
/say 8,1_,`.-./7__8RiseandShine
/say 8,1`-./7\-'`11GoodMorning!!
[kbskip2]
/set %boxnick $replace($mcnc(20,%vn),$chr(160),.) | var %i = 1 | while (%i <= 20) { set %bnmx $+ %i $chr(3) $+ $iif($mid(%boxnick,%i,1) == .,14,11) $+ $mid(%boxnick,%i,1) | inc %i | } | }
/say 7,1,8Hop,skip&ajump
/say 7,1,`\|.-. $+ %bnmx4 $+ %bnmx5 $+  $+ %bnmx10 $+ %bnmx11 $+  $+ %bnmx16 $+ %bnmx17 $+ 
/say 14,1mx7,-.|/`(11'5/7'009 $+ %bnmx3 $+  $+ %bnmx6 $+  $+ %bnmx9 $+  $+ %bnmx12 $+  $+ %bnmx15 $+  $+ %bnmx18 $+ 
/say 0,100607,01'5_11'7)9^^7""`-'9^^^^ $+ %bnmx1 $+ %bnmx2 $+  $+ %bnmx7 $+ %bnmx8 $+  $+ %bnmx13 $+ %bnmx14 $+  $+ %bnmx19 $+ %bnmx20 $+ 
/say 9,1^^^7`-'`9^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
[kbsnake]
/say 0,13_.0Oo3.
/say 0,13__.'``.(.__)00 $mcnc(20,%vn) 
/say 9,1`"\3`._/9.-.3`._/9.4\-8It's9Sooooooo4good8to
/say 14,1mx9`.__.''.__./11Seeeeeee8You!
  if ($file($wavedirhiss.wav) != $null) { .sound hiss.wav }
[kbspam]
/say 0,115,1________
/say 0,18,2SPAM15,10,100 $mcnc(20,%vn) 
/say 0,12,202,132,215,1Let'sDoLunch
/say 14,1mx15,25,10,1
[kbspeak]
/say 7,1()-()__/))-((\()-()
/say 7,17(_)0a7(__)7|\0ee7)|7(_0aa7_)00  $mcnl(20,%vn) $+
/say 14,1mx7/'4-147\14mx7\`'4-147`\/7(__)(__\14mx
/say 11,1seenoevilhearnoevilspeaknoevil
[kbspell]
/say 1,16,6....7,7.6,6.12,12......15,15.14,14....15,15.8,8......13,13.11,11....13,13.1,10,1Lookintomyeyes!..
/say 1,16,6.7,7.1,66,6.7,7.6,6.12,12.9,9.....15,15....14,14.15,15.8,8.4,4....8,8.13,13....11,11.13,13.1,108 $mcnc(20,%vn) $+ 
/say 1,16,6.7,7....6,6.12,12.9,9.12,12....14,14.....15,15.8,8.4,4.8,8.4,4..8,8.11,11.....13,13.14,1NowYOUaregetting
/say 1,16,6......12,12.9,9....12,12.15,15......8,8.4,4.8,8....13,13......14,1sleepy;)
 if ($file($wavedirgettingsleepy.wav) != $null) { .sound gettingsleepy.wav }
[kbsquash]
/say 7,1_3)-<>
/say 3,1___7(())3____
/say 1,1MJP8:::::3>=7`--'3=<8:::::
/say 11,1DidyoueatallyourSQUASH
/say 9,1 $mcnc(20,%vn) 
[kbtanks]
/say 4,1TaNKs8aLoT!
/say 15,115[]==4*48 $ddcol(7|8|4,1,$mcnl(23,%vn  ))
/say 3,1mx15(14OOOOO15)3___________________________
[kbtea4]
/say 4,1.-,.-0O4-._.14_)14
/say 4,1(7(`4/7`-'`4.-7`14('14')00 $mcnc(20,%vn)  00  $mcnc(20,$me) $+ 7.-.
/say 4,1`||11_14)14(7_9()12)8/\4|L||13()11||||9''.7`)_)
/say 14,1mx4\/11(10(11|1011|7|47|4)7)9||12|)_8|o|4'--.|13||11|`'`|9O|7||
/say 0,14'---'11"10`11'--'7'--'4`7"9'-'12'---8'-''-'4'-'13'-'11'---'9'--'7O
[kbthanksgiving]
/say 7,1__5|]9/}_
/say 3,1_7//|`\\9`(-'00 $mcnc(20,%vn) 
/say 3,1(-'7|(;|)9`-11HaveAGreatThanksgiving!
/say 3,1'mx7\_\__/_/
[kbtiles]
/say 0,124,120,1211,120,124,120,1211,120,124,120,1211,120,124,120,1211,120,124,120,12
/say 4,128,124,120,1211,120,1211,120,124,128,124,120,1211,120,1211,120,124,128,124,120,1211,120,1211,120,1204,128,124,120,1211,120,1211,1200,124,128,124,128,1
/say 0,124,120,1211,120,124,120,1211,120,124,120,1211,120,124,120,1211,120,124,120,12
/say 00,01 $mcnc(20, Hello $+  %vn ) 
[kbtime]
/say 2,1mx11.'`'..--,0.-.
/say 11,1'-|-._.'/.-+'`'.0\|/)11,0100 $mcnc(20,%vn) 
/say 11,1.'-.|;\.-',-''-4(.14Z9"8TimeFliesWhen
/say 11,1|`._|\/,`\/14_/;8YouHavingFun!
/say 11,1._.-'`'-'`-'14`'
[kbtimes-flys]
/say 9,01.0Oo15.-.8TimesFun,
/say 2,01m9(__)0^^15`8whenyourhavingFlys!
/say 9,01/)(\8 $mcnr(27,$asctime(dddd mm dd hh:nn tt)) 
[kbtofu]
/say 0,17,-5.7'`5'7.|5/
/say 0,14Mayirecommendthetofu!8_0(11O4_0(11O0)7\
/say 0,100 $mcnc(20,%vn) 8/____4\\0`'5|
/say 0,18HappyThanksgiving!!8__/4|\7._5.7'
/say 0,18`--'4(_|7|5\7\2mx
[kbtrain]
/set %boxnick $replace($mcnr(11,%vn),$chr(160),;) 
/say 8,1WelcomeAboard15@@@@@@@@@14@@Ooo
/say 1,1mx14o
/say 0,100 $+ $mid(%boxnick,1,1)) $+  $+ $mid(%boxnick,2,1)) $+  $+ $mid(%boxnick,3,1)) $+  $+ $mid(%boxnick,4,1)) $+  $+ $mid(%boxnick,5,1)) $+  $+ $mid(%boxnick,6,1)) $+  $+ $mid(%boxnick,7,1)) $+  $+ $mid(%boxnick,8,1)) $+  $+ $mid(%boxnick,9,1)) $+  $+ $mid(%boxnick,10,1)) $+  $+ $mid(%boxnick,11,1)) $+ 3|]10n
/say 6,1||_8||_7,1||_13||_9||_12||_11||_8||_4||_6||_9||_3|===8P
/say 10,1`14oo10'^`14oo10'^10,1`14oo10'^`14oo10'^`14oo10'^`14oo10'^`14oo10'^`14oo10'^`14oo10'^`14oo10'^`14oo10'^`14o10-14o\.
  if ($file($wavedirtrain_horn.wav) != $null) { .sound train_horn.wav }
[kbtrain1]
/set %boxnick $replace($mcnl(11,%vn),$chr(160),;) 
/say 1,1mx14ooO@@15@@@@@@@@@8WelcomeAboard!!
/say 14,114o
/say 10,1n3[|00 $+ $mid(%boxnick,1,1)) $+  $+ $mid(%boxnick,2,1)) $+  $+ $mid(%boxnick,3,1)) $+  $+ $mid(%boxnick,4,1)) $+  $+ $mid(%boxnick,5,1)) $+  $+ $mid(%boxnick,6,1)) $+  $+ $mid(%boxnick,7,1)) $+  $+ $mid(%boxnick,8,1)) $+  $+ $mid(%boxnick,9,1)) $+  $+ $mid(%boxnick,10,1)) $+  $+ $mid(%boxnick,11,1)) $+ 
/say 8,1d3===|7_||13_||9_||12_||11_||8_||4_||6_||9_||7_||13_||
/say 14,1./o10-14o10,01'^`14oo10'^`14oo10,01'^`14oo10'^`14oo10'^`14oo10'^`14oo10'^`14oo10'^`14oo10'^`14oo10'^`14oo10'^`14oo10'
  if ($file($wavedirtrain_horn.wav) != $null) { .sound train_horn.wav }
[kbtrebol]
/say 9,1.--..--.
/say 9,1(3;;;;9)08 $mcnc(20,%vn) 9(3;;;;9)
/say 9,1.-3;;;;9-.3Maygoodluckandfortune9.-3;;;;9-.
/say 9,1(3;;;9;\3;;;9)9alwaysbenear!9(3;;;9/;3;;;9)
/say 9,1'-'\'-''-'/'-'
[kbtreeornaments]
/say 9,13/9|`\\10``\14|10"9|3\``,|"9|3/147.9'\\'|`L.\|`\3\10//'3"14|10'/9/'|
/say 9,1]10"|9\3//10\9,12.1412.14|13.1413.14|7(#)9\3"|`/10'|`\\/9",8.148.3/|9"[
/say 9,1//10`\/912(#12)4.1413,01(#)7`-'9'`;/8(#)3//10\\
/say 9,1|3|'9`;/12'-'4(#)13-'148.14SeasonsGreetings!8`-'109`|/"
/say 0,14'-'8(#)00 $mcnc(20,%vn) 3|\
[kbtrucking]
/say 0,11514_____12_____14______
/say 0,114|0,4COke~14,1|4,15P12,15e0,15p4,15s12,15i12,1|0,1h12.00 $mcnc(20,%vn) 14|0,374,30,3UP4,1|0h4,
/say 0,114`0oo14-0oo14'0oo14-0oo12'0o12-8'8KeepOnTrucking14'0oo14-0oo14-4'0o4-8'
/say 14,1
[kbtulips]
/say 0,14//\.9.-4//\.4./\\
/say 0,14//\.|\|`|./\\9\4|\|`||`|/|00 $mcnc(20,%vn) 
/say 0,14|\|`|9.-4'._.'|`|/|'._../\\9_4`._.'9')8Time to...
/say 0,19|4'._.'9_\\|/\4`._.'9-.(`4|`|/|9//\|//11TipToeThroughtheTulips
/say 9,1\`\|/\_)0mx9\|/`\|//\\4`._.'9-'\_|_/1mx
[kbturkey1]
/say 0,15{7\4.-.(157>8fromone7TURKEY8to7another14...7<154).-.7/5}
/say 5,1<8;7{;4()7&11HappyThanksgiving!!7&4()7;}8;5>
/say 1,1mx8'7/4;9,15||9,00 $mcnc(20,%vn) 9,15||9,4;7\8`
[kbturkey2]
/say 0,17/'``'(0O
/say 0,17(4,/)8-.00 $mcnc(20,%vn) 
/say 0,17`.15,014||8---`8HappyTHanksgiving!!
/say 0,17,1/^^4|\4YoulittleTurkey,
/say 0,17'____4\_)4You!!
[kbturkeytime]
/say 7,100 $mcnc(20,%vn) 9__4__8__5__4_____8_9____7__8.-.
/say 7,1|9(8|/4(('6(7|||9|o)4||'/8|_)5||||4(__8|9/_'_7|_)8|/
/say 7,1||9||8'4_))6||7|`'9|,`\4|,`\8|)_5\`'/4||8|9||||7|)_8|/
/say 7,1'-'9'-'4'--'6'-'7'--'9'-''-4'-''-8'---'5'-'2mx4'-'8'-9'-''-7'---'8o
[kbusflagbear]
/say 7,1__12/0***12/4)
/say 7,1()-()4/0/712 $mcnc(20,%vn) 
/say 7,1(0'14Y0'7)_4/(04 $mcnc(20,%vn) 
/say 7,1(_`'-'`\_)400,0100 $mcnc(20,%vn) 
/say 7,1(____)_/__)14mx12H4A0P12P4Y0I12N4D0E12P4E0N12D4E0N12C4E0D12A4Y
[kbusilly]
  if ($file($wavedirusosilly.wav) != $null) { .sound usosilly.wav }
/say 0,1__.--.14((7(\,8__12.-.
/say 0,17,/)14,01))0/\9@0|7/>)8||||9AREsoSILLY12|/
/say 0,17(<\0|9@0/._/7`-\\8|`'|00 $mcnc(20,%vn) $+ 12|/
/say 0,12mx7//-'0`-'7--'/8'--'12o
[kbwakeup]
/say 15,1_8.-.4n8.-.15_
/say 15,1<8\/9.-"-.8\/15>11 $mcnc(30,%vn) 
/say 15,1_`9/0.''.9\15,01_0TIMETO8__8_____4_____9___
/say 15,1>9\0'..'9/15<8\\/\///\||//|E_4|||||)_)9\_/
/say 14,1mx12.-/9'-'12\-.10___8\_/\_//_/\_\|_|\_\8|___|4\____/|_|9(_)
  if ($file($wavediralarm_clock.wav) != $null) { .sound alarm_clock.wav }
[kbwatching]
/say 0,1.--..---.
/say 0,1/9.-0\9-.0\11 $mcnc(20,%vn) 
/say 0,1|9(4o0|4O9)0|8I'mwatching8YOU4!!
/say 0,1.__.'.__.2mx
[kbwback]
/say 0,17\8\/\//11|9)08 $mcnc(20,%vn) 7\8\/\//11|9)
/say 14,1mx7\_8/7\_8/11|___9)09 $mcnc(20,%vn) 7\_8/7\_8/11|___9)
[kbwback2]
/say 1,114,66,1314,61,1
/say 1,114,310,914,308,01 $+ $mcnc(16,%vn) $+ 14,310,0914,31,114,66,1314,61,1
/say 1,114,310,914,31,114,310,914,31,114,310,914,31,114,66,1314,61,114,66,1314,61,1
/say 1,1mx14,310,914,31,114,66,1314,61,1
[kbwelcome]
/say 9,1`;,_.<}00 $mcnc(20,%vn) 9{>._,;`
/say 14,1mx4(|(\11Greetings&Welcometo4/)|)
/say 4,18"48"4`08 $mcnc(20,#) 48"4`8"4`
[kbwhale]
/say 0,1'12,11;,12'
/say 12,1.11'-.0'11``,9Havingawhaleofatime!
/say 2,1mx14__14.--"-.08 $mcnc(20,%vn) 
/say 11,1_,._14\`'/11_14/0o14|11____,,__,____,,____________
[kbwitchhat]
/say 14,1/>
/say 14,1/'.7DoyoubelieveinMagic?
/say 14,1_/9,_3.14|_00 $mcnc(20,%vn) 
/say 14,1<_3`'-"`14>3BestWitches!
/say 2,1mx14'-...-'
[kbwoho]
/say 0,112\9\12/9\12/9/11/8\11/8\4|6|4|6|11/8\11/8\
/say 14,1mx12\_9/12\9_/11\___8/11\___8/4|_6|4|_6|11\___8/11\___8/
/say 00,01 $+ $upper($mcnc(32,%vn)) $+ 
  if ($file($wavedirwoohoo.wav) != $null) { .sound woohoo.wav }
[kbwow]
/say 0,112\\/\//9/\8\\/\//00 $+ $upper($mcnc(24,%vn)) $+ 13||||
/say 14,1mx12\_/\_/9\___/8\_/\_/00 $+ $upper($mcnc(24,%vn)) $+ 13(_)(_)
[kbwindows]
/say 9,1.-'7.--.9.__.
/say 9,1\/4_7||9||
/say 4,1/`'`>00 $mcnc(20,%vn) 7.--.8.__.
/say 8,1An4|0(8adaykeeps11||8||away
/say 4,1\_.,_/14mx11.--.8.__.
[kbdeco]
/set %boxnick $mcnc(22,%vn)
/say 1,112,12...8,08..12,12..9,9.4,4.11,11..4,4.9,9.12,12..8,8..12,12..9,9.4,4.11,11..4,4.9,9.12,12.1,1
/say 1,112,12..0,0.13,13..0,0.12,12..0,0.13,13..0,0.12,12..0,0.13,13..0,0.12,12..0,0.13,13..0,0.12,12..1,1
/say 1,112,12.9,9.4,4.11,11..4,4.9,9.12,12..8,8..12,12..9,9.4,4.11,11..4,4.9,9.12,12..8,8..12,12...1,1
/say 1,112,01 $+ $mid(%boxnick,1,1)) $+ 08,01 $+ $mid(%boxnick,2,1)) $+ 00,01 $+ $mid(%boxnick,3,1)) $+ 13,01 $+ $mid(%boxnick,4,1)) $+ 00,01 $+ $mid(%boxnick,5,1)) $+ 09,01 $+ $mid(%boxnick,6,1)) $+ 04,01 $+ $mid(%boxnick,7,1)) $+ 11,01 $+ $mid(%boxnick,8,1)) $+ 04,01 $+ $mid(%boxnick,9,1)) $+ 09,01 $+ $mid(%boxnick,10,1)) $+ 12,01 $+ $mid(%boxnick,11,1)) $+ 08,01 $+ $mid(%boxnick,12,1)) $+ 00,01 $+ $mid(%boxnick,13,1)) $+ 13,01 $+ $mid(%boxnick,14,1)) $+ 00,01 $+ $mid(%boxnick,15,1)) $+ 13,01 $+ $mid(%boxnick,16,1)) $+ 09,01 $+ $mid(%boxnick,17,1)) $+ 04,01 $+ $mid(%boxnick,18,1)) $+ 11,01 $+ $mid(%boxnick,19,1)) $+ 04,01 $+ $mid(%boxnick,20,1)) $+ 09,01 $+ $mid(%boxnick,21,1)) $+ 12,01 $+ $mid(%boxnick,22,1)) $+ 1,1
[kbyo]
/say 13,1\6\13,01_/6/9/\10|11|09 $mcnc(20,%vn) 13\6\13_/6/9/\10|11|
/say 14,1mx13`|_6|'3\___9/10(_11)08 $mcnc(20,%vn) 13`|_6|'3\___9/10(_11)
  if ($file($wavediryo.wav) != $null) { .sound yo.wav } 
[kbgarden]
/say 0,1/15\0/15\0/15\0/15\0/15\04_0/15\0/15\0/15\
/say 0,1|15|0--|15|0-13()15|0--8()0--|415|4()_15|0--|11,01_15|0--|15|8Havingagreatday!
/say 9,1\0|7_()0|13(08o0138(7()8)9\4(8()4_)011,01()09/0|15|8Howaboutyou
/say 9,1|7(_8()7)15|13(_,_)08(_,_)9/||4(_,_)9|11,01(8()11,01)0|15|00 $mcnc(21,%vn $+ ?) 
/say 9,1|/7(_,_)9\|||//mx\||//|\\||/\\11,01(_,_)9|/|15|
[kbiseeyou]
/say 0,1.-.(11(14o11)0).-.14.___..0.-.14...-.0
/say 0,1(11(14o11)0)`-'.(11(14o11)0)11014|(|_|_\_/0(11(14o11)0)14|||/0
/say 0,1`.-.(11(14o11)0.-.`-'.14|_)|_|_|0`-'07,0114\_/o0
/say 0,1(11(14o11)0)`-(11(14o11)0(11(14o11)0)11 $upper($mcnc(30,%vn)) 0
/say 0,1`-'`-'`-'14';'';'`;'
  if ($file($wavedirmuhahaha.wav) != $null) { .sound muhahaha.wav }
[kbdogs]
/say 07,1<\_/>14woof!5<\_/>14woof!
/say 15,1_7\0"7\14woof!woof!5/0"5\7<\/>_6,
/say 15,1()7(_6Y7)15-.00 $mcnc(20,%vn) 5(_6Y5_)/)7(_0'7_/
/say 14,1((7(\_15(_.----._)8Wholetthedogsout?5_/_\7(\/_\_
/say 14,1``7`-(____)\_)14mx5(_/(_/__)7(___)\_)
  if ($file($wavedirdogs.wav) != $null) { .sound dogs.wav }
[kbcandy]
/set %boxnick $mcnc(12,%vn)
/say 13,1_4HappyValentine's11_3_9_38_
/say 13,1//`\.-.9_,8.-./'\\674,_11//`\.-.12_,3.-./'\\137,_139//`\.-.4_,138.-./'\\12,_
/say 13,1|;00 $+ $mid(%boxnick,1,1)) $+ 139//'8|1300 $+ $mid(%boxnick,3,1)) $+ 138;|4.'\\11|;1300 $+ $mid(%boxnick,5,1)) $+ 1312//'.300 $+ $mid(%boxnick,7,1)) $+ 133;|7.'\\9|;1300 $+ $mid(%boxnick,9,1)) $+ 3134//'.8|1300 $+ $mid(%boxnick,11,1)) $+ 138;12.'\\
/say 13,1\\.9|;400 $+ $mid(%boxnick,2,1)) $+ 48`.//4|1300 $+ $mid(%boxnick,4,1)) $+ 134;|11\\.12|;1300 $+ $mid(%boxnick,6,1)) $+ 1312|3.//7|1300 $+ $mid(%boxnick,8,1)) $+ 137;|9\\.4|;1300 $+ $mid(%boxnick,10,1)) $+ 134|8`./12|00 $+ $mid(%boxnick,12,1)) $+ 1112;|
/say 14,1mx13`'9\\_/'-'8`'4`-'\_//1311`'12\\_/'-'133`'137`-'\_//139`'134\\_/'-'8`'12`-'\_//
[kbtails]
/say 14,1mx15<\_/>7<\_/>6,5_<\/>7<\_/>14<\_/>7
/say 15,1\0"15\7/0"7\5(_60'75|7(0"7)14(6`0"14/7
/say 15,1/(_6Y15)7(_6Y7_)/)14)4U5'75\7/6o7'\4u14-\/)15))07 $mcnc(20,%vn) 
/say 14,1((15(\_,/_\_7/\/5,01_/75__\/)14)7\14/'/8HappyTailsToYou!
/say 15,1`-(___)\_)7_|_|_)5(_/(___)7(_/__14(_|_|_)
[kbidea]
/say 8,1'4Ijustgota
/say 8,1`(7"8)'08__o___o__7.-.
/say 8,1'148`8|_)|_)|/`_|_||||\|_/\7|/
/say 14,1`-|-"8|_)|\|\_/|||||_/|_/--\7o
/say 14,1_<\_2mx11 $mcnc(30,%vn) 
[kbhearme]
/say 4,1(8()4)15,-.14 $mcnc(24,%vn) 
/say 4,1||14=4[]15) $upper($mcnc(24,%vn)) 
/say 4,1||4/5_4\15(11,01CANYOUHEARMENOW?
/say 2,1mx4/14(_)4\15,01`)7HowaboutNOW?
/say 4,1(_____)15-'`8NOW?NOW?..
  if ($file($wavedircanyahearmenow.wav) != $null) { .sound canyahearmenow.wav }
[kbthismuch]
/say 11,1 $mcnc(30,%vn) 
/say 8,1_/`8`\_
/say 8,1,-f\___________|14_0oo14_8|___________/7-,
/say 14,1mx8'.__.-----------\4\__/8/-----------.__.'
/say 9,1Ilikeyou8'.___.'9THISMUCH!
[kbcatchup]
/say 15,1,'`'-,-','13(|/)11(|/)13(|/)
/say 15,1(_.-,.///8:14=13\/8(\|)8:14=11\/8:14=13\/ 11(\|)
/say 15,1`'._\_./8\/14=8:00 $mcnc(30,%vn)  11\/14=8:
/say 5,1//9|||/>(/`/\|/`|_||||)|/
/say 5,1//14mx9|__|_|_)\_,/--\|\_,||\_/|(_)
[kbuwelcome]
/say 7,1(\/)
/say 7,1(\(14=0"7)14=
/say 7,1>)_/5=4^7\_0YourrrrrrrrWelcome!
/say 7,1('-(5=7||)14 $mcnc(20,%vn) 
/say 14,1mx7`""`""""`
[kbpickup]
/say 4,1(8()4)15,-.8 $mcnc(24,%vn) 
/say 4,1||14=4[]15)12Here'saphone!
/say 4,1||4/5_4\15(12calladatingservice
/say 2,1mx4/14(_)4\15,01`)12 $mcnc(32,cause11 $+ #) 
/say 4,1(_____)15,01-'`12is no pick-upchannel
[kbtada]
/say 4,1o8o
/say 7,1_7_7_7_12o7_7_7_11 $mcnc(20,%vn) 
/say 12,1o4o7(0"4.7)8o8o7(4.0"7)12o12o7(0"4,7)4o4o7(4.0"7)8o7"\(0"4,7)/`11,018____
/say 7,1"-9||7-"7"-9||7-"7"-9||7-"7"-9||7-"9||78|/\|\/\11,01
/say 14,1mx5_12/^|5_5_12/^|5_5_12/^|5_5_12/^|5_4o5_12/^|5_8o12o8|/--\|_//--\
  if ($file($wavedirtadaa.wav) != $null) { .sound tadaa.wav }
[kbyes]
/say 0,100 $+ $mid($mcnc(30,%vn),1,18) $+ 8()00 $+ $mid($mcnc(30,%vn),19,12) $+ 9()
/say 4,1(\'|)((`8((||9.''|||||
/say 4,1|/|)_))8)||9|3O9|'`||
/say 14,1mx4`-''---`--'8`--'`-'9'--''--'`-'
[kbno]
/say 0,100 $mcnc(30,%vn) 9()
/say 12,1|\|.''.7|\|.''|\||9|\||)|||\||
/say 12,1||\|2O12|7||\|5O7||\|9||\|)_||||\|
/say 14,1mx12`-''-'`--'7`-''-'`--'`-''-'9`-''-'---`-'`-'`-'
[kbwitch]
/say 12,1/`./8_7_6\.'\
/say 12,1'|/8|\3_3,10_/7|6\|`
/say 12,1|/3c7o3\,10(__8o10c6\|08 $mcnc(33,%vn $+ 9Are you a)
/say 8,1//|4<3\_)10/7|\\9goodwitchorabadwitch?
/say 14,1mx8/|\3__>04710__/7|\15
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