When An Author Interfered With The Lives Of Dragonball Z Characters
AUTHOR: Well, here I am on my first day of writing Dragonball Z Stories. Hopefully everything will go according to plan and I won't get blown to pieces by someone throwing a Kamehameha at me. Which would hurt considerably. So without further ado I--
GOKU: Excuse me, but do we know you?
AUTHOR: What? You should do.
GOKU: Well I'm sorry but I just don't know you.
AUTHOR: I'm your new story writer remember?
GOKU: Nope.
AUTHOR: Well someone signed a contract.
GOHAN: Who?
AUTHOR: Hmmmmm lemme see (whips out contract) Haha! Trunks signed it!
YAMCHA: Awwwwww well done Trunks! Now we're stuck with this idiot for god knows how long.
TRUNKS: What?!? I didn't sign anything I swear!
AUTHOR: (shoves contract into Trunks' face) See! Lookie here! It's got your signature on it!
TRUNKS: I swear I don't remember signing anything!
VEGETA: How do you explain this then boy?!
TRUNKS: Hey! I'm not a boy! I'm 16 years old! I'm a teenager!
AUTHOR: Big wow so am I.
GOHAN: Could we get back to the situation at hand please? Mainly trying to find out why underwear boy signed that contract?!
TRUNKS: I told you! I don't remember signing anything!!
AUTHOR: Hee-hee. I remember.
TIEN: What did you just say?
AUTHOR: Erm, nothing.
TIEN: I heard you say something!
AUTHOR: Well I didn't!
KRILLIN: I heard her too!
GOKU: Ditto.
VEGETA: Maybe we should beat it outta her!