Goku: Chi-chi shut the f*** up!
Gohan: Dad, I hate you! You suck!
Tien: Man, I really suck.
Krillin: Someone wanna polish my head?
Vegeta: (singing) I love you, you love me, we're a happy family.......
Chi-chi: Gohan, go outside and play while I burn your homework.
#18: Hey 17, lets go steal a car, go joyriding, reek havoc on the world, blow stuff up and destroy Goku!
#17: Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww, but 18, I wanna go shopping!
Trunks: What exactly is the deal with my hair?! I mean, my Mom's hair is green and my Dad's is black! So why do I have purple hair!? Honestly, It's sooooooooooooo unbelievable!
Gohan: I'm gonna go study ok?
Chao-tzu: Tien, will you marry me?
Goku: Chi-chi I love you.
#18: Hey Krillin, smell my new perfume that I bought today in town. Oooops I forgot. You don't have a nose. Oh well, maybe next time.
#17: I love the Earth and it's inhabitants!
#18: Chao-tzu you really turn me on.
Krillin: I'm just like a big cuddly golf ball!
Trunks: I bought my sword from QVC! The only place for you to buy household and conventional gifts!
Gohan: If my name means fried rice, then I'm half expecting someone to eat me aren't I?
Goku: Fried rice..erm...I mean Gohan, come here a minute.
Gohan: Eeep!
Goten: I'm sick of the fusion dance!
Trunks: Yeah! Lets do the Macarena!
Chi-Chi (To Trunks): You have your Mother's hair, and your Father's face and power!
Trunks: Yeah........now which am I more proud of?
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Trunks: AARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! Get the squirrels away from me!!!!!!
Goten: I hate Trunks! Tell him to leave me alone!!
Trunks: Why would I use a sword? LOAD ME UP WITH AMMO BABY!!!