Heero: Where's my teddy bear gone? He's missing! Oh my God if I can't find him I swear I will commit suicide!!
Quatre: I hate playing the violin. Why did I start playing in the first place?
Duo: God Of Death my arse! I wanna be the God of peace, harmony and fluffy little bunny rabbits!
Wufei: Arrggghhhhh!!!! I've lost my sense of humor!!
Trowa: *singing* Nelly the Elephant packed her trunk and said goodbye to the circus and off she went with a trumpety trump. Trump, trump, trump!
Relena: I hate you Heero, you smell!
Heero: I hate you Relena, you hurt when you smack!
Millardo: Do ya think I should get a haircut? I keep tripping up over my hair!
Duo: Ya, you really should get it cut. Maybe cut it to my length.
Wufei: Hey, who wants to smell my new perfume? It's called Eau de Twat.
Trowa: No!! I don't wanna go to the circus! I'm scared of clowns! Can't you understand that??
Duo: Which headband do you think looks better? The red one or the blue one?
Heero: My name means exactly that. I am a hero! I am........SUPERMAN!!
Wufei: Oh my God!! 20% off sale in the slippers and socks shop!
Trowa: Oops, I tripped over my shoes.
Quatre: My name means 4 in Spanish doesn't it? It does? Oh wow! I figured it out!!
Duo: I......am.......so.........SEXY!!
Heero: Does this hat make my head look big?
Wufei: Pleaseeeeeeee Duo!! Pleaseeeeee!!?!?
Duo: No!!! Wufei I am not teaching you how to tie ribbons in your hair!
Trowa: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! A SPIDER!!!! GET IT AWAY!!
Heero: Duo do ya wanna go see a film?
Duo: No, I'm busy hacking into porn files. Leave me alone. Go ask Quatre he'd go with ya.
Heero: Okie Dokie Duo. See ya later babe.
Duo: What?
Wufei: What is an injustice?
Quatre: Sailor Moon is so hot!
Wufei: What is a justice?
Trowa: I'm nameless and damn proud of it aswell!
Duo: Ack! I've lost the keys to my Gundam! When they said my humor made me lose my brain they were right.
Heero: *singing* I'm your Venus, I'm your fire, your desire!
Wufei: My Mother was English, my Father was Spanish, and that's why I'm Chinese!
Duo: *singing* I'm too sexy for my hair, too sexy for my hair, so sexy you care!
Heero: So, what's for dinner?
Quatre: I'm a blonde bimbo.
Trowa: I'm a brunette circus clown so what?
Wufei: I like to dance baby yeah!
Heero: I can't do it Duo! I can't do it! It's snowing and I don't have my gloves! I'm not going!
Duo: My heart bleeds for you Heero. But you've got to go out! I'm vacuuming the floor and I don't want you in the house!
Quatre: Argh! A worm!
Trowa: Ok, I'll admit it, my real name is Cindy.
Duo: Damn you Heero! Give me my Gundam keys back!
Heero: Hee hee! I got Duo's keys! I got Duo's keys!
Duo: Heero! No! Don't you dare throw them into that lake!
Heero: You sure?
Duo: Yes I am you stupid little twat give me those keys!
Heero: Ooooooooooo harsh words Duo! Harsh words!