Tenchi Top Tens
By: Your Oh So Sexy Webmistress

Mihoshi's Top Ten Things To Keep In Her Pockets

10. Gloves.
9. Hat.
8. Scarf.
7. Socks.
6. Play-Doh.
5. Her weird pink cubey thing.
4. Money.
3. Keys she can't find.
2. Driver's licence.
1. HER SENSE OF PERSPECTIVE!!

Washu's Top Ten Things To Do With A Ryo-Ohki

10. Use it as a tennis ball.
9. Use it as a tennis racket.
8. Use it test whether there is gravity present in the Earth's atmosphere.
7. Cook it.
6. Use it as a hot water tester.
5. Give it to someone for their birthday.
4. Reshape it to look like a miniture Big Ben.
3. Use it as a computer mouse.
2. Use it wipe dry the dishes.
1. GIVE IT TO THE RSPCA FOR TESTING!!

Ryoko's Top Ten Ways To Amuse Yourself

10. Go on a killing spree.
9. Go on a shopping spree.
8.Go on a stealing spree.
7. Trip people up on their way past you.
6. Throw flower pots off the top apartment buildings onto the pavement below.
5. Put on Linkin Park as loud as your stereo will go and jump about like a idiot.
4. Push people down stairs.
3. Push people over anyways.
2. Fill the sugar jar with salt and the salt pot with sugar and wait for the effects.
1. PUT CLING FILM OVER THE TOILET!!
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