Interviewer: Hi, I'm your very charming web-mistress Kathryn here today to interview Heero Yuy. Pilot of Wing Zero and maybe the most un-talkative of all 5 pilots. So without further ado, we'll jump to the first question if that's ok with you Heero.
Heero: Hn, whatever.
Kathryn: So, what's it like being the perfect soldier?
Heero: ................................................hell.
Kathryn: Then why do you do it?
Heero: It keeps me occupied.
Kathryn: Oo a great lead off. There are rumours and speculations floating around that things are going on between you and a fellow Gundam pilot Duo Maxwell.
Heero: So?
Kathryn: Well is there?
Heero: *folds his arms* Even if there was I wouldn't say anything to you.
Kathryn: Aw come on Heero! Let up. Give the gossip.
Heero: F**k off.
Kathryn: Fine then. lets ask Duo Maxwell himself.
Duo: *walks in* Did I hear my name mentioned?
Kathryn: Yeah Duo, would you like to answer a question for our interview.
Duo: Sure. Fire away.
Kathryn: Ok, is there anything going on between you and Heero is the question that everyone wants to know.
Duo: Me and Hee-chan? *gets shot a death glare by Heero* I don't think I should say anything. If something were to be said Heero would have said it.
Kathryn: Hang on, how come you called Heero Hee-chan, and he didn't walk across the room and punch your lights out?
Duo: Erm....well....it kinda goes like this ya see....
Kathryn: I knew it, I knew it! There is something going on between you two!
Heero: *points a gun at her head* If you say anything, I will track you down and kill you slowly.
Kathryn: Eeep!! I won't say anything.
Heero: Get out of here! Leave us alone.
Kathryn: Leave you two alone? On your own? Hmmm, sounds like somebodys gonna have fun.
Heero and Duo: GET OUT!
Kathryn: Woah I'm going! *uncrosses her fingers* I won't tell...........