1. You pretend you're a Super Saiyan and threaten to kill anyone you don't like the look of.
2. You hang posters of your fave DBZ guys/girls on your wall and kiss 'em every night before you go to bed.
3.You get thrown into the insane asylum for trying to fly and blast energy attacks out of your hands.
4. You tape every single DBZ episode that exists and replay them until you know 'em all word for word.
5. You laugh hysterically for hours when you watch the 'Worlds Strongest Man' competition and think that one of the competers is Hercule/Mr. Satan when he can't throw a tennis ball 1 meter.
6. You name your kids after DBZ characters.
7. You ask your music teacher if you can play DBZ theme tunes instead of classical music in orchestra.
8. You stare at the moon all night hoping that you'll transform into an oozaru.
9. You do essays on Dragonball Z inschool when your teacher told you to write about Macbeth.
10. You colour tennis balls yellow and paint orange stars on them and try to summon a dragon.