by Kaz.
Now
I'm ranting.
In
fact, I'm darn well goddamn hell-ass pissed off.
RS
NEEDS psychological and physiologically appealing Pokémon. Bollocks to the
cutesy sods - we had enough of Pikachu for the last seven years. Sod the freaky
ones, Mr. Mime is enough for anyone. What we need are *fun* Pokémon, Pokémon
who aren't hindered by huge muscles, fear for their cute looks and fur.
In
short, what we need is nude Pokémon Watcher Pokémon.
In
even shorter, Nakedkenji.
Think
of the sheer advantages having the Sexy-drawing Pokémon in your squad! Not only
would this prime piece of Orange Island ass be a fine addition to any squad, but
he would also be an admirable showpiece at any Pokémon show/exhibition (and he
do be an exhibitionist, does Nakedkenji). Female Pokémon would be powerless to
his Attract, and as a breeding Pokémon, you'd end up with more eggs than the
Easter Bunny.
Of
course, the most important thing of having a Nakedkenji Pokémon (his decency
spared only by that sketchpad of his), is that Flash would become a literal
attack (and get Stadium stamped with an R/18). Think of it, in the middle of a
battle, the opposing Male Pokémon collapses in awe/self-loathing at the fact he
could never have anything that big, or the female Pokémon collapses in desire
for the sexual Pokémon Nakedkenji.
Anyway.
Yeah,
that's my sick-mind in action for the day.
And
if there WAS a Nakedkenji Pokémon, I'd be more than willing to have one of my
own.
More
than one.
I'd
breed them.
Actually,
screw that, I’d breed with them.