SO copying off of Riny for this, but there just ain't enough space on my profile. Whoo! Fics upcoming!
Pokémon
One-Shots
Vertically Challenged
After being away from Pallet for a year and a half, Ash is horrified to learn that he hasn't grown at all. His mom likes to measure him whenever he's home and he doesn't exactly want to face up to the fact that after five years, Misty is still taller than him. So who else does he turn to for help than good old Daddykins (read: Professor Oak). Professor Oak's solution? His old pair of Baby-Spice trainers. The problem? Professor Oak's trainers are literally nine sizes too big for Ash, but add four inches to his height. But since when have things ever been easy for Ash?
(Sakafriendshippy - fluff/humour)
Regrets
*SONGFIC - "Shoulda Woulda Coulda" - Beverly Knight.
Ash has been Pokémon Master for three years. Everybody's dream takes a few sacrifices to achieve, right? And some are greater than others. He would have risked his life for his friends, and now he wouldn't recognize them if one stepped in front of him. And his car. Would someone he tried to forget remind him of things he held precious, maybe change his views? Or would they be willing to change for him?
(Saka - angst)
Bounce
Misty's on the rebound. Ash just split up with Melody. And Pikachu is on heat. Between Pikachu getting it on with the couch, TV, fridge, the ketchup bottle etc, Misty's bouts of male-targeted violence and Ash finding solace in daytime TV, can the two get it together? Surely TV can't be that interesting.
(Saka - fluff)
Sisters are doin' it for themselves
Spawned by the extreme lack of sisterhood in "Turning Over A New Bayleef". Ash simply can't get around the uses of diplomacy and tact. On the anniversary of Togepi's death (Whoo-hoo!), he walks in the door with take-out Foo Yeung and egg-fried rice, and when an over-excited Meganium tips over the baby's (empty) crib, Ash, being typically stressed New Dad, flips out. So all the Ketchum girls prey on his weakness, and give him the silent treatment. He owes everyone a groveling apology in return for forgiveness. He thinks he's in the right, but with Kanto's entire female population against him, how long before he caves?
(Saka, mild Chiko, fluff.)
Sugar and Spice and Frilly Dresses
It's dress-up day at nursery, but Satoshi seems to have forgotten all about it. Whoops. It's up to Hiroshi to save the day... but would you trust a five-year-old with a Barbie obsession? A Barbie obsession and free access to the dressing-up box.
Dana's pressie.
(Chibi Leagueshipping)
Catch Me If You Can
Ash doesn't want to impress girls in the old-fashioned way (which Brock proved time and time again - it don't work). Besides, it didn't work for him, either. What he needs to do is something really daring. Really out there which will guarantee girls fall at his feet. It's just lucky that the Kanto marathon is on its way. A 26.2 mile circuit winding around Saffron City - Ash can do it, right? And then all the girls will fall at his feet. He's such a tough guy, after all...
Saka/humour/fluff/bonkersness
Oyasumi Boku No Pikachuu
Pikachu's sick. And it's serious. Nurse Joy isn't exactly optimistic, and recommends Ash just takes her home to Pallet, give her some fresh air in the tiny, middle-of-nowhere village/town, and let her live her last few weeks with her trainer and friends. Ash is, understandably, devastated, but he has to do what the nurse says, make sure Pikachu is happy, while trying to keep his own broken spirits up at the same time.
angst/drama
Every Other Time
*SONGFIC - "Every Other Time" - LFO
Challenged by Riny. After getting so accustomed to Misty being so Egg-tamed, when it evolves and buggers off, old-Misty is back. And so is the mallet. Oh the fun. He hasn't been whacked real good since he was twelve, and concussion is a friend he thought he'd lost touch with.
Saka/humour/fluff/songfic
Breadsticks
Panicking because it's her birthday in a week, Ash volunteers at the local bakery to try and earn some extra money, seeing as they've wandered into a town that has no Gym, and therefore, no trainers. So he can't get money that way. Thing is, Ash starts a practical forest fire with two sticks, a leaf and a match. Everybody knows the story of how London's Great Fire was started...
Sakafriendshippy/humour/pyromania
April Roses
*Songfic - "Washu's Lullaby" - Tenchi Muyo! Ryo-Oh-Ki!
Sequel to "Miracle". James has always wanted to play happy-families. Okay, so he and Brock aren't the conventional Mom-and-Dad, but even so, he can't help getting slightly broody now that everybody else is getting sprogged up. He wants a baby. And he'll do whatever it takes. Within reason, of course.
Brocketshipping/fluff/babies/YAOI
Pinball Wizard
Richie can't see what Gary's fascination is with his latest toy. Not content with his newest car, and no matter how Richie tries to distract him, Gary's just too addicted to them there flippers. Surely flicking a couple of balls around can't be that fun, can it? (Oh, the unfortunate wording of that last sentence!)
Rivalshipping/fluff/YAOI
Someone Else
*Songfic - "Don't Let Me Get Me" - Pink
Duplica's tired of being a traveling one-hit wonder. She wants a change of image, and she wants to be really, *really* famous. So, who's she gonna be? A Cerulean Sister? Take your pick - there's four to choose from!
humour
How To Fix A Lightbulb
That flickering light in Ash's office is *seriously* annoying him. Only solution is to change it. So Ash does. Or tries to. He's too short to reach the high ceiling in Indigo Plateau, so it's up to Bulbasaur, Bayleef and Pikachu to save the day. Or something to that extent.
humour/random
Hold it in
Ash is dying to pee. He's really, *really* got to go. But there's only one toilet within 'desperate running distance', and Misty's been in there for the past half an hour. Seriously weighing up the pros and cons of tying... himself... in a knot, when he finally *does* get his foot through the door, he says entirely the wrong thing to "It's about damn well time!". Whoops.
humour/1-sided Saka/Sakafriendshippy
Rise
*Songfic - "Rise" - Gabrielle
Alas, alas, Tracey wasn't single, much to Chiko-chan's chagrin. Resigning herself to PokéSpinster-hood, and mysteriously acquiring both applications for various Poké-cults and self-help books ("Urban Gardening - The Grass Pokémon's Guide to Pruning the Ideal Mate"), she sets out on a mission of re-invention. To become a modern, 21st Century Chikorita. But when Tracey's Scyther finds her attempts laughable and finds her pathetic to fawn over a taken mate, she's going to prove him wrong.
1-sided Chikoshippy/fluff/ChikoritaX???
Assertion
Hiroshi's tired of being Mr. Nice Guy and having boyfriend after boyfriend using him as a doormat. With Kasumi's intervention, he's going to learn how not to take crap from no-one, and how to get what he wants without being so nice it causes a diabetes crisis in the immediate vicinity. He's supposed to be a man, he should act like one.
YAOI/Rivalshipping/Saka implications
Girl on TV
In an interview with the Cerulean Sisters on Kanto TV, Daisy (toked up on various herbal calming remedies) accidentally reveals to the whole of Kanto and Tohjo Falls that her little sister fancies the Pokémon Master. Who was completely unaware and now is panicking about the fact that maybe he was totally dense to everything for five/six years. Misty is totally mortified and barricades herself into her room, and now it's up to Daisy to try and work something out. After all, Misty's listening to some totally *uncool* music, and won't turn it of and, like, Daisy's getting a total migraine...
Sakashipping/Daisy interfering/Hanada Sisters
Peas in a Pod
Not content with becoming Satochu, Ash goes off and pisses off another random wizard. And gets himself turned into Satorita. Chikorita is delighted (it's not every day that your trans-species love-object becomes 'one of you') and promptly tried to 'get to know' a devastated Ash. Misty tries to reason with Ms. Wizadora, Brock tries on the old (crap) charm, but she's having none of it until Ash realizes that he can't be a clumsy jerk-off all his life. But that's kinda hard, when he's so high on Sweet-Scent that he can't even remember his name...
Chikoshippy/bonkers
Fairytale
Ash was still too dense to ever get the message, and now he's off marrying someone else while poor little Misty cries her broken little heart out. Daft apath. She refuses to go to the wedding, feigns the fact that she never got the invitation, and leaves it up to Tracey to cover for her. Sort of a POV but not.
Sakashippy/angst/Ash going off and marrying someone else/Tracey being little-guy-in-the-middle.
Kaz seems to be obsessed with weddings of late.
Mini Series-tachi
Chivalry
Ash makes the severe mistake of involving a civilian in his coke-war with Brock. The punishment? A crash-course on manners and 'how to be a gentleman'. He's not too impressed - as far as he's concerned, saying sorry means he's sorry. But with the appropriate blackmail, Ash finds himself going along with the plan... and it's not as easy as he first thought.
Parts: 5 Status: 2/5 complete Saka/humour/fluff
Tongue-tied :p
Ash and Misty have been dating for well over a year now, so it should be about time they go on holiday together, isn't it? He's got the tickets, the hotel, everything booked... all he needs to do is ask her. Shouldn't be too hard. But if it's not his car, it's something else, until Ash's mantra seems to become "open mouth: insert foot".
Parts: 4 Status: 1/4 complete Saka/humour/fluff
Who Spiked The Eggnog?
Mia-chan's belated (very late) Christmas/Birthday fic. Everyone's at Greenfields for Christmas. An eight-year-old Molly is currently hero-worshipping Ash, Ash is panicking about what happened under last year's mistletoe, Brock is lamenting that the Greenfields Joy has gone AWOL with her sisters over Christmas, and late on Christmas Eve, while all the children are sleeping, not a creature was stirring, not even Ash's mouse. Right? Deliah and Spencer give "Happy Christmas" a whole new meaning, and the end result isn't exactly the GBA Ash wanted.
Parts: 3 Status: note-format Saka/Hale/fluff/slight angst
Scrambled Eggs
Trish's Christmas/Birthday fic. Crossover with Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Drake's new receptionist isn't all what she seems. Pumello ain't the Orange Island paradise it seems, and Drake is just finding that out the hard way.
Parts: 2 Status: note-format Brigadeshipping/action-adventure/yolk-whooping fun/ITEO
Teacher, teacher
When Misty's boyfriend breaks it off, she's furious at the reason. Not a good kisser - yeah right! But even so, she's always been a perfectionist...
Parts: ??? Status: note-format Sakashipping/fluff/randomness
Around a Campfire
It's late one night, the fire is low, and Satoshitachi are telling stories about themselves. Takeshi tells of his mother, Kasumi of being outcasted by Sakura, Ayame and Botan. Pikachuu (translated by Satoshi) tells of her wild pack, and then it's Satoshi's turn. He tries to bluff his way out of it, until Kasumi finally wheedles his story out of him.
Parts: 4 Status: note-format Saka-friendshippy/minnafriendshippy/angst/dark
Fox in a Henhouse
After completing Johto, and returning triumphantly home to Pallet, Ash is horrified to discover that his official trainer's leave has run out, and he's being sent to some random school in the Orange Islands to bring him up to the educational level of an average 16-year old. Misty's coming too, so it can't be all that bad. Alas, when he gets there, he's even more horrified to discover that the League screwed with his application and he's currently attending The Sakura Mori Institute of Academic Excellence for Girls, enrolled as "Ashleigh Ketchum". And the uniform is *pink*. He demands a transfer - which the League are fine with, it's just that all the boys schools are full (there ARE more male trainers, after all), so wait until half-term. Still, when the hysteria is over, Ash realizes his luck. He's the *only* boy, in a school *full* of rampantly hormonal teenage girls. He's like the cat with the cream, a cat wearing grey trousers and a fluffy pink jumper.
Parts: 5+ Status: note-format Sakashippy/fluff/bonkers/school-fic
Clicker-mouse
My take on the whole "Ash/Misty meet up in a chatroom and they fall in love/realize they love each other" idea. XD Misty, stuck at home in Cerulean Gym with glandular fever, decides to try her hand at fanfiction. Unfortunately, where she uploads her stuff lurks a certain anti-romantic person who's taken one-too-many leaves out of Charizard's book. And who was stupid enough to leave his *normal* e-mail address ([email protected]) for feedback. Of course Misty's oblivious, but she's also pissed off. "To the jerk-off who can't even spell properly. If you don't *like* my stuff, don't *read* it. Just because Heero doesn't *say* it doesn't mean he can't *feel* it." But then the wonder of PikaIM is introduced. The fun.
Parts: 5 Status: notes/part 1 part done. Sakashippy/bonkers/chatroom fun
Long ones
True Colours
It's the middle of winter, and Ash and co. are back in Pallet. When Brock and Tracey are a bit too inquisitive into what girls really keep in their backpacks, they come across... duh duh duuuuh! Misty's diary. And promptly tell Ash the contents. Stupid boys. No consideration at all. And then Ash goes into denial of various things. And gets involved with someone else. Daft beggar.
Parts: 10 Status: being re-written/5 done BUT NOT REDRAFTED Sakashipping/fluffy
Sugar Sweet*
When Ash Ketchum disappeared at the age of 15, everyone assumed he'd committed suicide. Media pressures, loneliness, insanity? Now the new Pokémon Master is on the scene, Johto born and bred. Or at least, that's what he wants people to think. Living in Blackthorn City, Jiu is the perfect neighbour. But now he's getting too complacent. And things that he thought were once forgotten start to re-emerge. Everything happens in seven-year cycles, don't you know?
Parts: 25+ Status: being rewritten/8 written but NOT REDRAFTED. angst/drama/???shipping
Rock-A-Bye-Baby ^_^
Great Aunty Edith has finally croaked it aged 109. Leaving her collection of stuffed cats and live cats to Ash's older cousins, it's Ash's turn on the will. As the youngest male Ketchum, and presumably the most virile, Ash is given the yen equivalent of Ł5,000,000. Providing, that is, he's a father by the day he turns twenty-five. He's twenty-four and a month. So he has exactly two months to find a random girl and knock her up. Charmed, I'm sure. And in his darkest hour, who steps (unsuspectingly) into the light? Good old Kasumi. It's up to Ash to convince her to have his baby and stay with him feigning coupledom for the next year or so. He can be quite persuasive with the sympathy vote on his side.
Parts: 25+ Status: 5 done fluff/babies/sakashipping/mild angst/ash getting the crap kicked out of him regularly
Nightlight
Ash was dozy enough to go wandering into a cave without a torch, and got himself bitten by a Zubat. Clever, eh? Just a pity that it wasn't a normal Zubat. And now Ash can't eat his food... and can only feed on one thing... and he can only get it once a month. And when that time is nigh... it's not pretty. Ruthlessness and instinct take over, and Ash finds that he's not who he once was anymore.
Parts: 10? Status: 1/10? angst/dark/vampires/gory
Crystal Clear
Satoshi and Mii have been dating for eighteen months, but Satoshi doesn't think it's working. While Satoshi is staying the weekend with Mii, Shurii-hakase is called away on business. When the cat is away, the mice will play, and Mii goes hunting around the rooms she's not supposed to go, and finds Annon scrabble. They've missed their mistress. And they want revenge on those who took her away. Takeshi and Kasumi are dragged to meet fate in the eye. This time, there's no Entei to save the day, and this time, the Annon are playing for keeps.
Parts: 10? Status: Note-format angst/darkness/SatoMiiKasu
Others
Blood Runs Thick
Family is worth more than what you think. For someone to die with an unresolved grudge is one thing, to be their killer is another still. The blood of youkai and humans alike is connected, the blood of the dead and the living more so, and family blood is the top of the hierarchy.
Inuyasha angst/death/murder/stuff
Everywhere
Who does he think he's fooling? Kagome knows when he's been in her room - walking barefoot through the forest to get to her world isn't the smartest tactic in the book if he's trying to be stealthy. And if Inuyasha can do it to her, why can't she do it to him? See how he likes it.
Inuyasha fluff/cat-and-mouse
Carpe Diem
The newest Gryffindor password has Ron all of a flutter. With Harry busy with Quidditch, and nobody around, it's up to the male Weasely to prove that he can seize the day, just like anybody else can.
Harry Potter R/Hr fluff
Subtraction
In the middle of a maths test, Hitomi finds her mind wandering to other things that don't involve a mathematician, more like a magician.
Tenkuu No Escaflowne V/H fluff