Katz quotes
Everyone has a favorite quote....me, I can't decide. Here is a collection of quotes. Some have real meaning, others are just funny.�
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"To judge another is to judge God." - Marshall Stewart Ball
"Do or Do Not, There is No Try ~Yoda~Jedi Master
"We have reasons why we do things and Excuses why we do not" ~ unknown~
Accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue. ~unknown~
"You'll always miss 100% of the shots you don't take." Wayne Gretzky ~Professional Hockey Player
I have opinions of my own ~ strong opinions ~but I don't always agree with them." ~George Bush, US President
"When the president does it, that means it is not illegal." ~Richard Nixon
"'But I don't want to go among mad people,' said Alice.
'Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: 'we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad.'
'How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
'You must be,' said the Cat, 'or you wouldn't have come here.'"~ Lewis Carroll
If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
~George Carlin
"I've looked for intelligent life here (on Earth), why do you think I'm looking elsewhere?"
~David Duchovny as Fox Mulder on The X-Files.�
"640 K ought to be enough for anybody." ~ Bill Gates��
"Life is what happens when you're making other plans." - John Lennon
"You're either part of the solution or part of the problem." - Eldridge Cleaver
Remember, a chip on the shoulder is a sure sign of wood higher up.~Brigham Young
Money can't buy love. But it CAN rent a very close imitation.
If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of payments.
Hell hath no fury like the lawyer of a woman scorned.
Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.
Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
Eagles may soar, but weasels aren't sucked into jet engines.
Borrow money from pessimists-they don't expect it back.
Half the people you know are below average.
A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.
The hardness of the butter is inversely proportional to the softness of the bread.
The severity of the itch is proportional to the difficulty of the reach.
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.
To succeed in politics, it is often necessary to rise above your principles.
The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.
Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism.
He who hesitates is probably right.
Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view.
The company you keep will determine the trouble you meet.
He who throws dirt loses ground.
The first step to wisdom is silence, the second is listening.
We make a living by what we get, we make a life by what we give.
Conscience doesn't necessarily keep people from doing what they shouldn't,
it just keeps them from enjoying it.
Nothing makes a person more productive than the last minute.
Live as though you might die tomorrow.
Learn as if you might live forever.
Advice is like castor oil, easy to give but not so easy to take.
Success is not defined by obtaining everything you want, but by appreciating everything you have.
* *Treat everyone with kindness, even the ones who are rude to you--not because they are nice, but because you
are.
Love is a gift we can give every day.
If your life is free of failures, you are not taking enough risks.
Judge your success by what you had to give up in order to get it.
Today is a gift, that's why it is called the present.
It is a curious world when you can be in jam at one time and in a pickle at another and can't tell the difference.
You can get by on charm for about 15 minutes; after that you had better know something.
It takes years to build up trust and only seconds to destroy it.
Temper gets most of us in trouble, pride keeps us there
A bad attitude is like a flat tire; it must be changed before we can get any where.
Wisdom is the reward you get for a lifetime of listening when you'd have preferred to talk.
Always try to follow in the footsteps of someone who has not had to cover his tracks.
"I do the very best I know how, the very best I can, and I mean to keep doing so until the end. If the end brings me out all right, what is said against me won't amount to anything. If the end brings me out wrong, ten angels swearing I was right would make no difference." ~ Abraham Lincoln�
"The world will not come to an end if you do not have an education, it will simply pass you by." ~ Lynn Johnston
�Don't underestimate the value of Doing Nothing, of just going along, listening to all the things you can't hear, and not bothering... ~ Pooh's Little Instruction Book
"The best proof of love, is trust." ~ Dr. Joyce Brothers
"Prayer is asking for rain. Faith is carrying the umbrella."
"Follow the first law of holes, if you are in one, stop digging." ~ Dennis Healy
True wealth is what you are, not what you have."
"Worry is like a rocking chair, it gives you something to do, but doesn't get you anywhere."
"If you make friends with yourself, you
will never be alone."� ~ Maxwell Maltz
One can endure sorrow alone, but it takes two to be glad. ~ Elbert Hubbard
We need old friends to help us grow old and new friends to help us stay young.~ Letty Cottin Pogrebin
A single sunbeam is enough to drive away many shadows. ~ Saint Francis of Assisi
The power of the visible is the invisible. ~ Marianne Moore
Three things in human life are important: the first is to be kind. The second is to be kind. And the third is to be kind. ~Henry James
Make yourself necessary to somebody. ~ Ralph Waldo Emerson
Here is the test to find whether your mission on earth is finished: If you�re alive, it isn�t. ~ Richard Bach
When you get into a tight place and everything goes against you, till it seems as though you could not hold on a minute longer, never give up then, for that is just the place and time that the tide will turn. ~ Harriet Beecher Stowe
To give without any reward, or any notice, has a special quality of it�s own. ~ Anne Morrow Lindbergh
I don�t think of all the misery, but of all the beauty that still remains. ~ Anne Frank
Let us accept truth, even when it surprises us and alters our views. ~ George Sand
The blue of Heaven is larger than the cloud. ~ Elizabeth Barrett Browning
Miracles are not contrary to nature but only contrary to what we know about nature. ~ Saint Augustine
The Lord is my strength and my shield. ~ Psalm 28:7
Everyone comes between men�s souls and God, either as a brick wall or a bridge. ~ Canon Linsay Dewar
The greatest good you can do for another is not just to share your riches, but to reveal to him his own. ~ Benjamin Disaeli
Hope is like the sun, which, as we journey toward it, casts the shadow of our burden behind us. ~ Samuel Smiles
You can give without love, but you cannot love without giving. ~ Amy Carmichael
Our prayer and God�s mercy are like two buckets in a well; while one ascends the other descends. ~ Mark Hopkins
I believe in equality for everyone, except reporters and photographers. ~ Gandhi
Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same. -- Oscar Wilde
"You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can." ~ President Jimmy Carter
"One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important." - Bertrand Russell
The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us. ~Bill Watterson-Calvin and Hobbes
'Lord, grant that I may always desire more than I can accomplish.' ~ Michelangelo
Courage is very important. Like a muscle, it is strengthened by use. ~ Ruth Gordon
'Success is going from failure to failure with no loss of enthusiasm."~ Sir Winston Churchill
Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm ~ Unknown
You cannot escape the responsibility of tomorrow by evading it today - Abraham Lincoln
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