Lena & Irina


We donated our spleens, livers and kidneys,
Even our sold souls and threw in Sloane's and Sydney's.
I'm not sure if it helped at all
'Cos now it seems we've hit a wall.

The ABC monkeys wouldn't give Lena her bucks,
Now we all agreed that it totally sucks.
'Cos there's no denying our goddess is great
Her acting skills don't merit a debate.

It's only fair she should get paid in full
Since she's an actress with
the pull.
She makes us gasp, scream and giggle,
With just a tiny eyebrow wiggle.

To hear 'sabotage' dripping from her lips
Or to watch the swing of her hips�
It all makes us sigh, swoon and thud
And when Irina cries our tears create a flood.

Lena we love, worship and adore.
Watching her makes our little hearts soar.
We suffer from withdrawal so severe
Some of us are putting on our DT gear.

We can be little obsessive
And at times even aggressive.
But what do you expect?
We have Irina to protect.

Granted we may go overboard
'Cos if Irina shot us we'd consider it a reward.
We even know that Truth Takes Time
Especially in the World of Crime.

The IRM, Raving Lenatics and Lapsitters Anonymous
For us the meaning is synonymous
And it's testified by our fanlist's growth:
We do so love them both.



Kayryn/Kat


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