Watch out for those false cognates!
Translation:

"Do you know a good lawyer (abogado)?"
"Yes, my brother is a lawyer."
"Oh, I like avocadoes (sounds like abogado). They're my favorite food."
(Spanish speakers back away slowly)
"What?"

Later...
"Oh, you meant 'aguacate'. 'Abogado' is 'lawyer'."
"Ah... heheh. Sorry. I'm so pregnant (embarazado)."
"Ah! No! Not pregnant! Embarassed! Very, very embarassed!"
Words to know:

abogado: lawyer
aguacate: avocado

embarazada: pregnant
avergonzado: embarassed

Don't let this happen to you!
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