1. In the beginning, God created the earth and rested. Then God created Man and rested. Then God created Woman. Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.


2. How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?

When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me..."


3. What do you call a woman who has lost 95% of her intelligence?

Divorced.


4. Marriage is a 3 ring circus:

Engagement Ring, Wedding Ring, Suffering.


5. Bigamy is having one wife too many. Some say monogamy is the same.


6. A man inserted an advertisement in the classified: "Wife Wanted."

The next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."


7. If I took the letters from the word �mother-in-law� and re-arranged them, they would spell, �Woman Hitler�.


8. A man meets a genie. The genie tells him he can have whatever he wishes, provided that his mother-in-law gets double. The man thinks for a minute and then says, "OK, give me a million dollars and then beat me half to death."


9. Young Son: "Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?"

Dad: That's in every country, son.


10. Q: How do you annoy your girlfriend during sex?

A: Phone her.