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	My Shrine to OFUM

		This is, obviously, my shrine to OFUM and the illustrious Miss Cam. Here you can find explanations to those pesky refernences that show up at OBFU that you don't get, and other interesting OFUM culture points that I find interesting and useeful. Other OFUM References will appear as I think of them, or as they appear in OBFU.

Toey: The first ring ever created by Sauron (according to Miss Cam). He is guilty of infecting people and papers with bad spelling, and is not someone you want around when writing a term paper for Saetan...or anyone else for that matter. He is currently married to Breadlegs and is the father of Rollfeet (who tends to cause bad grammer wherever he goes, so avoid him too). The Ten Tolkien Truths: (ten truths which, mostly, can be applied to any fanfic, so read'em!) Thou Shalt Honor Tolkien's Name by Spelling His Name Right. Thou Shalt not Bow to Toey--the Path of Enlightenment leads to "Spell Check" Thou Shalt not Lie--Canon IS Canon Thou Shalt not Steal Characters, but Borrow and Return them Whole and Recognizable. Thou Shalt not Create a mini-balrog. Thou Shalt Beware the Mary-Sues and Be Ever Vigilant. Thou Shalt Read as Much as Ye Write, so Thy Knowledge of What is Good and Bad May Grow. Thou May Desire, but Thou Shalt Not Stampede Honor Thy Beta, for They Lead You on the Path of Greatness. Honor Thy Reviews, but Honor Constructive Criticism More. So Sayeth the Ten Tolkien Truths. (and the Black Jewels version of said ten truths) The Thirteen Jewels of Writing: Thou Shalt Honor Bishop's Name by Spelling it Right. Thou Shalt not Bow to Toey--the Path of Enlightenment leads to "Spell Check". Thou Shalt Not Lie--Canon IS Canon. Thou Shalt not Steal Characters, but Borrow and Return them Whole and Recognizable. Thou Shalt not create a mini-Lorn. Thou Shalt Beware the Mary-Sues and Be Ever Vigilant. Thou Shalt Read as Much as Ye Write, so Thy Knowledge of What is Good and Bad May Grow. Thou May Desire, but Thou Shalt Not Stampede (or Glomp). Honor Thy Beta, for They Lead You on the Path of Greatness. Honor Thy Reviews, but Honor Constructive Criticism More. Thou Shalt Not Create New Races. Thou Shalt Not Ignore the Tir Alainn Crowd. Thou Shalt Not Create Another Witch. These be unequivocable truths and shall be followed to the letter. ~Signed: The Queen of Ebon Askavi and Miss K. PPC:BJT: Protectors of the Plot Continuum: BJT Chapter. An organization of agents who go into the world of fanfic and right canonical wrongs and kill Sues. Known affiliates of OBFU. Urple: a truly horrendous color created by mixing pink and purple in the worst way imaginable so that it is painful to look at--official evil color of the Official Fanfiction University of Middle Earth (OFUM) Wilver: a truly horrendous color created by mixing white and silver in the worst way imaginable so that it is painful to look at--official evil color of the Hogwarts Fanfiction Academy (HFA). Bismange: a truly horrendous color created by mixing urple and wilver, causing a pepto-bismally type of orange to appear--official evil color of the Official Buffy and Angel Fanfiction University (OBAFU).

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