First Semester
To be taught by Draca, Lorn, and Geoffrey, depending on who is up to it.
Blood Protocol: Family and Court
Second Semester
To be taught by Saetan
This class will include the Blood Protocol concerning family and court, and the
basic theology of the Black Jewels Universe.
To include a lecture on Why Daemon and Lucivar Cannot Have Another
Sibling Without Saetan, Tersa, or Luthvian Knowing About It.
Mother Night and May the Darkness Be Merciful!: The Dangers of Overusing Stock Phrases
First Semester
To be taught by Alexandra Angelline
Guest lecture by Surreal: Like Sailors and Potty-Mouthed Whores
As It Was Vaguely Written, So Mote it Be: Why a Little Prophecy Goes a Long Way
Second Semester
To be taught by Tersa and the Arachnian Queen
Letting the Beast Within Out: Why One Can Neither Ignore nor Dumb-Down the Kindred
First Semester
To be taught by Kaelas, Greysfang, and Ladvarian
Knocking at the Twisted Kingdom but Nobody's Home: Convincing Portrayals of the Broken and Insane
Second Semester
To be taught by Tersa and Rose
Special liability waver required for anyone under 17 due the nature of breaking
The Whole Eyrien
First Semester
To be taught by the Eyriens
The Races in the World of Witch
First Semester
To be taught by Jaenelle, with guest lecturers from every race.
Growly Eyrians and Vicious Dea al Mon Witches: Race Relations in the Realms
Second Semester
To be taught by Ladvarian, Jaenelle, and Draca
Magic: How We Use It and How We Do Not Use It
First Semester
To be taught by Saetan
Pipe Cleaner People and Macaroni Mosaics: Craft for the Clueless
Second Semester
To be taught by Karla and Gabrielle
NOTE: The ladies have asked that all students be forewarned. References
to or use of the magic of the Potterverse, Buffyverse or any other external,
non-relevant system of magic will result in immediate expulsion from the
class and enrollment semester-long intensive remedial Craft tutorial with
Titian and the Harpies. Also, all students will also be required to bring
their signed and notarized Liability Waiver to the first class.
Writing Fight Scenes that Don't Suck With Weapons That Don't Warp Canon
First Semester
To be taught by Lucivar and Hallevar, with guest lectures and lessons by
Andulvar, Falonar, Prothvar, and Surreal
Student are forwarned that any mention of weapons such as the katana or
other weapons of modern Earth like a crowbar are strictly forbidden
The Blind Leading the Blind: How to Write Smoldering Prose Credibly
Second Semester
To be taught by Daemon and Lucivar with guest lectures by Saetan and Surreal
What are We, Chopped Liver?: Why the Heck No One is Writing Tir Alainn Fic
First Semester
To be taught by Lady Ashk, Lucian, and Ari.
If You're Chopped Liver, What Does that Make Us?: The Total Lack of Non-Blood or Half-Blood Characters in Fanfic
Second Semester
To be taught by a round robin of Blood, Half-Blood and Landen Characters
Communication and Travel 101
Second Semester
To be taught by Saetan with various guest lecturers.
How to Make Your Evil People Sound Plausible
First Semester
To be taught by Dorothea and Heketah, with guest lectures by Kartane,
Hobart, and other villains of the Bishopverse. Possibly a guest lecture by
Adolfo, the Witch's Hammer and Master Inquisitor.
Torturing 101: How to Torture and Maim Your Enemies Without Killing Them
Second Semester
To be taught by Lady Talya, with guest lectures by Daemon, Surreal,
Dorothea and Heketah.
Dreams Made Pretty, Perky, Powerful Flesh: 1001 WitchySues to Avoid
Year Long
To be taught by Miss K, with guest lectures by cannon characters.
Work with What You've Got: Skillet Tossing and Basic Self Defense 101
Year Long
To be taught by Marian with guest lessons by Ashk and others.
Who Am I?
Year-Long
To be taught by a round robin of instructors as their names come up
Grammar Boot Camp
Year-Long
To be taught by Lady Foxfire
Blood for Dummies
Year Long
To be taught by Lady Gremlin
A class for those who have proven to be stupid beyond belief about Blood
Protocol and the culture; to be given right after Grammar Boot Camp on Saturdays
Been There, Read that
Year Long
To be taught by Lady Vesica
An informal Sunday evening course to help people come up with original stories
and just relax.
Students are forwarned: any persistent repetition of stock plots will result in
cookie privileges being revoked until further inquiry.
The Basics of Reviewing
Year Long
To be taught by Lady Bells
The do's and don'ts of reviewing, including but not limited to, responding to a
review. Students are warned to leave their thin skinds and home and come
equipped with first aid kits. Lady Bells will not stop to tend to any bruised or
scraped egos.
