Who would you vote for to be President?
Candidate A: associates with ward heelers and consults with
astrologists. He's had two mistresses. He chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.
Candidate B: was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon,
used opium in college and� drinks a quart of brandy every evening.
Candidate C: is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian,
doesn't smoke, drinks an� occasional beer and hasn't had any illicit affairs.
(make your choice, then look below...)
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Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt
Candidate B is Winston Churchill
Candidate C is Adolph Hitler
