HAPPILY ADDICTED TO THE WEB
(Sing to the tune of Winter Wonderland)
Doorbell rings, I'm not listinin',
From my mouth, drool is glistinin',
I'm happy although
My boss let me go
Happily addicted to the Web
All night long, I sit clicking,
Unaware time is ticking,
There's beard on my cheek,
Same clothes for a week,
Happily addicted to the Web.
Friends come by; they shake me, Saying, Yo, man!
Don't you know tonight's the senior prom?
With a listless shrug, I mutter, No, man;
I just discovered letterman-dot-com!
I don't phone, don't send faxes,
Don't go out, don't pay taxes,
Who cares if someday
They drag me away?
I'm happily addicted to the Web
