The Emperor's New Advisor.
"Go on, Just sit in his throne. Do it, do it. You'll love it. He'll never find out. You know you want to."
"But he's the Emperor. It's HIS throne. Don't do it Kaylan. It's wrong."
"Do it. It'll be fun."
"Don't do it. Treason just isn't you."
"It's not treason... more like keeping his seat warm."
"He wouldn't see it that way."
"You'd really be doing him a favour."
Don't be fooled, Kaylan hadn't borrowed Kronk's shoulder angels. The spell was wearing thin and Yzma-Kitty was constantly switching from good Yzma to Bad Yzma and back again. With all this paperwork, Kaylan hadn't had time to renew the spell and she found it amusing anyway. Constantly switching from good to bad, Yzma-Kitty couldn't do any harm either.
"Just shut up, damnit Kitty." Kaylan said. "I haven't got time to do his job, and if I did have the time I wouldn't try anyway. I didn't score that crack on the head for nothing. you know."
"Who said anything about doing the hard parts." Said Bad Yzma. "You could just reap the benefits."
"If I need any benefits I'll just ask Kuzco." Replied Kaylan. "I am his advisor after all. I just don't know how I can do the job and study how to do the job at the same time."
"I could teach you how to be emperors advisor."
"Wait-a-sec, Are you the good Kitty or the bad Kitty?"
"The good."
"I don't trust you."
A warning look came over Yzma-Kitty's cat face but it was stifled before Kaylan could take much notice.
"Miaow? You can trust me. I was emperors advisor for..." Yzma kitty thought for a minute. "... Over a hundred years."
"You were an evil emperors advisor."
"I got the job *Mew* done."
"Allright." Said Kaylan finally. "But don't try anything I would consider evil."
"*Purrrrrrr* I wouldn't Kaylan, please pat kitty now." Said Yzma-Kitty at the same time thinking. "When I'm through you won't consider anything evil."
*****
"Well I must say, I love this new outfit." Said Kaylan, turning to look into the gold plated mirror.
"Yes, I knew you would." Replied a smug Yzma-Kitty sitting on a silk cushion.
"But aren't the feathers a bit much?"
"Oh, no no no darling." Replied Yzma. "The key to being the emperors advisor is... is... extravagance."
"But I don't really see how it gets the job done."
"Yeah, I know. You have to look the part though."
"Oh allright." Said Kaylan, pulling her hair into a ponytail."
"No no no, girl!" Yzma-Kitty yowled. "Leave your hair down! It will look much better that way."
"But it will get in the way." Replied Kaylan. "I don't think I can work in this."
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