Jess! ::huggles::
by Kayla
Disclaimer: The boys don't belong to me, but Jess does! My l'il gecko! :)
Warning: Don't let a gecko lick frozen metal. Its tongue will stick...
Notes: Yes, it is official. I've gone nuts. ::long, silent pause:: Oh, wait, you already knew that. ::sigh:: This thing is the product of the strangest chats with Jess on AIM, who will probably be the only one to understand some of the references. ::giggle:: It's all for you, Jess!
Warning #2: If you have a gecko, and it ever acts like the one in this story...call a vet. It's probably sick. Or on drugs.
Xander was looking forward to a nice, quiet evening at home, one spent snuggling with his vampire while watching bad action flicks that they could make derisive comments about. And maybe some sex. Was that too much to ask for?
Apparently so.
He stared at Spike, who was kneeling in front of a large aquarium. Frowning, he stepped forward. "Um, Spike? I didn't know we had fish."
"We don't," the vampire tossed over his shoulder.
Xander blinked. Then he sighed. "Spike...if we don't have fish, why is there an oversized aquarium in the middle of the living room?"
"It's where Jess lives."
"Jess? Jess who?"
Spike stood and turned around, a large grin on his face. "Jess. Isn't she cute?" He held out his hand, upon which was curled a tiny...
"A lizard?!" Xander yelped.
Spike glared at him, covering the lizard with his other hand. "Oi, you'll wake her up!"
Calmly, Xander forced himself to ask. "Spike, why did you get us a lizard?"
"She's a gecko. S'different. See?" He revealed the reptile again, thrusting it toward Xander's face. "She's got little suction cup thingies on her feet."
Xander backed up a step. "Yes. I see."
"Here." Spike deposited the slumbering gecko in Xander's palm, then bent to rummage through a bag that was beside the aquarium.
Xander peered closely at the gecko. He frowned. With a finger, he gently prodded her in the side. "Spike, it's not moving. I think it's dead or something." As if to disprove him, Jess lazily opened an eye, her tongue flickering out. "Oh. Never mind." He flinched a bit under the hard stare that seemed to be directed at him. "Um, Spike? I think it's glaring at me..."
Spike sighed. "Well, maybe if you stopped callin' her 'it'...she's got a name, luv." He straightened, holding a small jar. "Be a pet and put her in the aquarium."
Gratefully, Xander released the gecko into her new home. Then he took a closer look at what Spike had fished out of the bag. "Crickets? We're getting pet crickets too?"
Spike gave him a withering glare. "Don't be daft, Xan. They're not pets, they're food."
Xander gagged. "Oh, no way. I am not eating crickets!"
Spike resisted the urge to smack him upside the head, settling instead for rolling his eyes. "Not for you, y'git. For her." He proceeded to release a few crickets into the aquarium, quickly putting the lid on to keep anything from escaping.
Xander watched in fascination as Jess munched on one of the crickets, eyes glittering blissfully. He could even hear tiny little crunching sounds, which were rather off-putting come to think of it. Wrinkling his nose, Xander shuddered. Then an idea struck, and he made a quick trip to the kitchen.
Not noticing his absence, Spike gazed at Jess with a dopey grin on his face. He started slightly when Xander reappeared at his side.
Xander held out a small container. "Here."
Taking it, Spike sniffed cautiously. "Melted chocolate?"
"Yeah. I mean, crickets can't taste all that good. I bet Jess would like 'em better dipped in chocolate."
"Pet," Spike explained slowly, "geckos do not eat chocolate."
Xander snickered as he watched Jess scrabble at the side of her cage, seemingly eyeballing the container that Spike held. "Hey, I think her suction cups are broken. Aren't these things supposed to stick to walls and stuff?"
The two watched, transfixed, as the gecko paused in her attempts to scale the wall. Not to be defeated, Jess flicked her tongue out and licked the little cups on her feet, moistening them. Triumphantly, she began her trek up the slick glass, little popping sounds accompanying her movements as her feet found purchase. Pausing in what looked to be frustration when she reached the lid, unable to escape. Again, she eyed the chocolate longingly.
Xander squinted closely, then shook himself. He must be imagining things...
Spike turned his attention to Xander, then considered the chocolate he held. He smirked.
Xander twisted around, almost losing his balance, when something warm slithered down his arm. He yelped, brushing it away, only to encounter a thick, sticky substance. He blinked, then shrugged and licked the melted chocolate off his skin.
"Oi! Why'd you go an' do that?" Spike glowered at him, lip poking out in a pout.
"Um, because?"
"Dolt. I'm s'posed to lick it off. Otherwise it's no fun!"
"Oh." His eyes widened. "Oh!" He licked his lips, distracted from his contemplation of the gecko, who was watching them with her head cocked.
Spike growled and pounced, landing atop Xander on the carpeting. Without a pause, he used his free hand to rip off the god-awful neon green shirt the human was wearing, then tilted the container in his other hand.
Xander hissed as the chocolate slid over his chest. "C-careful..." he whimpered. "Rug...chocolate...bad..." A cool finger tickled through the mess, drawing random designs on his belly, making him shiver at the ticklish sensation.
Spike snorted. "Not plannin' on gettin' any on the rug, pet. Gonna lick it all up. Run my tongue all over your body. Here..." a chocolate-coated finger ghosted over Xander's lips, dipping briefly inside the warm cavern. "And here..." he flicked a nipple, making it pebble up. "And...here..." he quickly undid the front of Xander's pants, nuzzling the growing bulge there.
Xander arched up, his hands digging into the rug for purchase. "Oh yes...good...yes!" He obligingly lifted his hips so Spike could tug off his pants, the vampire's actions hindered only by a brief struggle with his shoes first.
Spike now had Xander stark naked on his back...one of his many favorite positions for the human. Admonishing Xander not to move, he scooped up fingerfuls of chocolate, drawing a quick pattern on a bare patch of skin, then licking it back off. He repeated this, making sure to pay special attention to that sensitive spot right in the hollow at the base of Xander's neck, tormenting it mercilessly with his fingers and tongue.
Events continued in this manner until most of the chocolate was gone, leaving behind only trace remains of damp, streaked flesh as a testament to its presence. He'd had great fun painting Xander's lips again and again, then licking the chocolate off and sharing it with him in a wet, sloppy kiss. Spike never could resist the temptation those lips proved to be. Not that he particularly wanted to...
However, there was one particular spot as yet left untouched.
Grinning, Spike ladled up the last of the chocolate and, after an intense moment where he simply gazed at Xander's glistening erection and listened to the boy whimper softly, he deposited the chocolate on the tip, rubbing it slowly down the entire length. Just to be perverse, he pushed Xander's legs apart and proceeded to coat his testicles as well. Once he was satisfied, he then used his tongue to lap up every drop of sweetness.
The torment was too much for Xander. With a horse shout, he came, flooding Spike's mouth and throat with a creamy mixture of chocolate and cum.
Spike drank him down eagerly, not letting go until he'd milked ever last drop and Xander's flesh fell limply from his mouth. He licked his lips. "Nummy." Eyes burning, he crawled up to hover over Xander, dropping a kiss on lips that were open as the boy panted for air. "My turn now," he growled into an ear just before he nipped it playfully.
Xander moaned. He rolled over unresistingly at Spike's prodding, draping himself over a cushion the vampire had helpfully yanked off the couch and placed on the floor for his comfort. His breathing, which had slowed somewhat, once more turned to panting as a finger, nice and slick courtesy of one of their ever-present stashes of lube, tickled around his anus, then burrowed its way inside.
Spike made short work of the preparation, not wanting to wait any longer to be inside his human. Figuring he'd done enough -- it wasn't like either of them was new to this -- he sheathed himself Xander's body, almost gasping at the heat that surrounded him.
Xander grunted as Spike started in, not bothering to start slow and build up the tempo, but immediately thrusting into him forcefully, making sure to scrape over his prostate. He was glad Spike had remembered a cushion...the last time, they'd gotten too carried away, and Xander ended up with rug burn in some very delicate places. He only wished he weren't too damned tired from work to get it up again, but he wasn't going to let a little thing like that stop him from getting shagged by his vampire lover.
Spike mindlessly buried himself over and over inside Xander's ass. Muscles gripped him tightly, working rhythmically to wring his orgasm from him. He didn't want it to end, but who was he to resist? Bending forward, his teeth clamped down on the back of Xander's neck, pressing ever so slightly into soft flesh. As he suckled there, he thrust one last time and came, exploding into his lover's body.
He collapsed onto of Xander, arms holding the human tight to him as he laid a series of gentle kisses on the reddened mark he'd left.
Jess watched, unblinking, as the two finally, after long minutes, peeled themselves apart. Amidst tender kisses, lingering touches, and soft curses over the chocolate-stained condition of the cushion, they stood and stumbled into the bedroom, still wrapped in each other's arms.
If they had looked at the aquarium, they would have seen the oddest sight. Jess was propped up against the side, one of her front feet clenched in a fist which she was waving victoriously, a suspiciously satisfied grin on her reptilian face.
A grin that stayed until she realized the clenched foot was stuck in that position due to the still wet suction cup things on each toe...
Finit
::gives Jess more huggles::
So??? Let me know what you think!
