A Gategoer’s Resource for Vancouver

by Trish Williams

 

Gatecon 2002 was a real blast for me, Trish (AKA ‘Foxy Brown’) and my best Aussie bud, Michelle and her sister Ti_Ane.  We had an awesome time tooling around Vancouver before the convention and as such, found some great places to hang out, eat, get pampered, and most of all, parking!  If you’re planning to go to Gatecon in 2003, it is worth it to take a cab, a bus or rent a car so you can explore what’s beyond Richmond: Vancouver!  Rather than send you out with just a map they give you at the hotel, we’ve put together a list of great spots we found and, more importantly, how and where to park with minimal pulling of hair and utterance of swear words.  So, get some loonies and toonies for bus fare or parking meters, hire a car or a cab and go out and explore!

 

 

The Best Places for Breakfast

Granted you can’t swing a dead cat around Vancouver without hitting a Starbucks, to get the best atmosphere of Vancouver try breakfast at a local spot.  Our two favorites are Café Zen in Kitsilano and the Elbow Room in downtown Vancouver.

 

Café Zen, located at 1631 Yew St., is just a few blocks up from the picturesque Kitsilano Beach.  The place is small so don’t be surprised if you have to wait for a table.  You might luck out like Michelle and I did when we got a table immediately because the guy in front of us had friend who were running late.  Once inside, the place is cozy, the menu is varied and interesting, and the orange juice is fresh.  Breakfast starts at around $4.50CDN for the basic pancakes or crepes and goes up from there.  Be warned: fresh OJ is around $3.25 CDN and it does not come in a carton.  Also note this place seems to be a popular hangout with the MAW (Model, Actor/Actress, Whatever) crowd.  (604) 731-4018.

 

Café Zen Parking Tip: Don’t even bother trying to park near the restaurant.  Parking is just a concept only for residents.  Just motor on down to the pay lot at the beach, buy a parking slip and walk the 2 blocks to Café Zen.  Do NOT forget to put the slip on the dashboard or you WILL get a ticket.  The meter maids/dudes in Vancouver are more rabid than those in LA but they definitely are nicer!

 

 

The Elbow Room, located at 560 Davie St., has to be the most entertaining place to have breakfast.  It’s a place reputed to have gently abusive wait staff and one of David Duchovny’s favorite eateries when he was filming the X-Files in Van City.  How abusive you ask?  We just got some gentle jesting from our waiter, who joked with me by remarking that I must be an actress in town shooting my latest movie (as if).  Two ladies who just yakked for ten minutes with their menus on the table resulted in their waiter coming over and saying, “Are you going to yack all morning or order something from the menu?”  The highlights of the menu are the ‘Big Ass Pancake and the ‘You’ve Gotta Be F’ing Kidding Me’ burger (due to it’s high price).  When Michelle got her pancake it was literally hanging off the place and I said, “That’s a big ass pancake!”  If you don’t finish your meal, which none of us did, then you are gently reprimanded and informed you’ll be making a contribution to A Loving Spoonful, a charity this restaurant supports.  Donations go towards food donations for people living with AIDS.  In the US it is better known as the Elizabeth Taylor Foundation. Another highlight of this place for an X-Files fan like myself is that several episodes were shot at this location.  (604) 685-3628

 

The Elbow Room Parking Tip: This is downtown; meaning parking is hell so you’re going to have to circle awhile to find a parking meter.  Be sure to have plenty of loonies (1$ coins) and toonies ($2 coins) to feed the meter with.  Don’t even THINK about parking on any side streets labeled ‘Permit Parking Only’.

 

If you absolutely, positively must find a Starbucks for breakfast, just use The Force and drive around downtown Vancouver.  You’ll hit one before you can say, “Obi-Wan Kenobi”.

 

 

The Best Places for Lunch

There are nice of little spots around Vancouver to have lunch at but two of them top our list for our own selfish reasons.  They are Joe Forte’s Seafood & Chop House in downtown Vancouver and Station 3 in Yaletown.

 

Joe Forte’s Seafood & Chop House, located in downtown Vancouver at 777 Thurlow Street, right on the intersection of Robson St, has to be one of the coolest places for lunch.  The inside of the restaurant looks like something straight out of New York City.  If you’re fortunate enough to get to have lunch ‘al fresco’ on the terrace like we did, you’re in for quite a treat!  In addition to having your own ‘bar’ just for the terrace, there is also a table with a big wood-burning fire in the middle.  The seafood is great and chock full of locally caught and flown in sort.  Visit them on the web at: http://www.joefortes.ca, or call them for reservations at (604) 669-1940.  When you’re full from lunch at Joe Forte’s, you can walk it off by cruising up Robson Street and seeing if you’re lucky enough to run into any actors in town.  Starbucks alert: There are not one but two Starbucks on the diagonal corners of Robson and Thurlow streets.

 

Joe Forte’s Parking Tip: The intersection of Robson and Thurlow Street is quite busy, so if they valet parking sign is out in front of the restaurant take advantage of it.  If there’s no valet, try to park on Robson at one of the parking meters.  If you can’t find one, then cruise up Robson to the Blue Horizons Hotel and park in their pay garage. 

 

 

Station 3 in Yaletown, located in what used to be warehouses on Mainland St where it intersects with Nelson, is where Michelle and I were fortunate enough to have dinner with JR Bourne and the other auction winners of lunch with him to benefit CF (cystic fibrosis).  It’s a cool little spot in this trendy neighborhood, complete with techno music that makes for and interesting atmosphere.  If it’s a nice day outside, have lunch on the patio and people watch.  An added plus is that not only is there a Starbucks located on the same block, but another shop just a few doors down with discounted designer clothing.

 

Station 3 Parking Tip:  Parking in Yaletown is the pits.  Rather than drive down Mainland just cruise around to one of the side streets and find an empty parking meter to park next to.  Keep track of your time though.  I had to excuse myself from JR’s lunch to go feed the meter.  Michelle and I had already gotten out of one parking ticket to be stuck with another so the last thing we needed was yet another parking ticket.  Turns out JR had to park at a meter a block or two away like Michelle and I did so I didn’t feel so bad.

 

 

 

The Best Places for Dinner

There are three standout places for dinner in Vancouver.  They are, in ‘must do’ order, Bishop’s, Gotham Steakhouse and Joe Forte’s Seafood & Chop House.

 

Bishop’s, located at 2183 West Fourth Avenue, is one restaurant you must go to even if it means you have to borrow, beg, or save for weeks to dine here.  The restaurant is small and intimate, the menu fresh and exciting.  In addition, the restaurant’s famed owner, John Bishop, comes out to personally greet each table.  He doesn’t just drop by and say hello but takes the time to find out where you’re from, how you heard about his restaurant, and offers some dining suggestions.  When he suggested to us a chanterelle mushroom appetizer, we all begged off because we weren’t too keen on mushrooms.  Imagine our surprise after placing our order when two waiters come out with bowls of something we didn’t order and it turns out to be those same exact chanterelle mushrooms Mr. Bishop spoke of.   He poured some truffle oil onto each of our servings and watched for our reaction, as we tasted it.  One taste and we all looked at each other and exclaimed, “Damn, this is GOOD!”  Mr. Bishop came back out to show us the exact mushrooms used and was delighted to find out we kept raving about the  ‘complimentary’ appetizer he’d given us.  Bishop’s is a pretty popular restaurant with limited seating because, as Mr. Bishop puts it, he wants you to feel like you’re dining in his home.  If you want to dine here, I suggest calling (604) 738-2025 to make reservations no less than 3 weeks before the date you wish to dine.  Trust me, they won’t think you’re crazy.  Visit their website at: http://www.bishopsonline.com

 

Bishop’s Parking Tip: We managed to find a parking spot next to a meter right outside the restaurant.  If you can grab one of these spots, do so as it is much cheaper than valet parking.  If you can’t find a spot, just bite the bullet and valet park your car.

 

The best steaks in Vancouver can be found at the Gotham Steakhouse, located at 615 Seymour Street.  From the posh interior to waitstaff that are quite easy on the eyes, the Gotham Steakhouse has the ‘best’ steak in Vancouver.  Entrees are on the pricey side (think Bishop’s) but are well worth it.  When we went, we had the great fortune of having not only a gorgeous waiter, but also one who was literally a ‘dead ringer’ for David Duchovny.  Normally I don’t go for blondes but I definitely would have made an exception in his case!  A review of the Gotham Steakhouse can be found at http://www.guestlife.com/vancouver/dine/gotham.html.  Call (604) 605-8282 for reservations.

 

Gotham Steakhouse Parking Tip: Use valet parking.  Much easier than circling the block looking for a free parking meter.  Just roll you car up to the valet parking sign and let the guy in the jacket do the rest.

 

 

You’re probably wondering why I’ve got Joe Forte’s Seafood & Chop House listed again.  Besides being a great lunch spot, Joe Fortes also had some slammin’ seafood.   In the evenings, try to get seated near the windows on the first level so you can engage in some ‘people watching’.  Some ‘interesting’ things can be spotted as people make their way to/from Robson Street by way of Thurlow.  Definitely provides lots of ammo for conversation.  A review of Joe Forte’s Seafood and Chophouse can be found at http://www.guestlife.com/vancouver/dine/fortes.html.

 

Joe Forte’s Parking Tip:  See the same tips listed under ‘Lunch’.  If you’re feeling adventurous, and want to experience the vibes of downtown Vancouver, park at the Blue Horizon hotel and walk down Burrard St. to Thurlow St.  I’ll be you dollars to doughnuts you’ll see a lot of interesting characters on the way. 

 

 

 

The Best Place for a Late Night Snack

Looking for some late-night munchies but you don’t want to waste ‘con cash’ on room service?  Then give Boston Pizza a call or just drop by.  Open until 2am, they’re located at 8100 Ackroyd Road in Richmond, within easy walking distance of the convention hotel.  Just go out to Westminster Highway, make a left onto Number 3 road, then make a right on Ackroyd Road.  You can’t miss the big neon pizza emblem.  Call them at (604)-273-6151 for general questions or 604-999-9999 for delivery.  For the menu, visit their website at: http://www.bostonpizza.com.

 

Boston Pizza Parking Tip: Just park in the big ‘ol free parking lot they’ve got.  However, if you’re making a pizza run while the convention is going on, DO NOT move your car from the hotel parking lot.  Just huff on over or better yet, have them deliver your order to the hotel.

 

 

 

Best Place for Getting Pampered Like A False God

The Absolute Spa @ The Century Hotel in downtown Vancouver has to be THE PLACE for being pampered before those hectic Gatecon activities get into full swing.  Offering everything from manicures and pedicures to full day spa experiences, nothing beats this place for making you feel like a Goa’uld.  The appointments are posh without the tacky decorating sense those false gods are known for.  I highly recommend the Vichy Shower and the Scrub, Tub and Rub treatments.  If you don’t want something that involved, you can’t go wrong with the manicures and pedicures.  I recommend the chocolate delight manicure and pedicure.  Mmmmmm, all the joys of chocolate with none of the calories!  For spa reservations, you can contact the spa at: (604) 684-2772 or toll free at (877) 684-2772 (ask for The Spa), or e-mail them at [email protected].  Visit them online to see a list of their services at: http://www.absolutespa.com.  For those of you departing from US departure gates at Vancouver International Airport, the Absolute Spa also has a location there.  Great way to squeeze in a massage before squeezing into those small airplane seats.

 

Absolute Spa @ The Century Parking Tip:  Complimentary parking in the Century Hotel’s parking garage is included in the price of your service.  Just bring your parking ticket to the reservation desk so it can be validated.

 

 

The Best Place To Hang on a Sunny Day

Stanley Park is a great place to visit whether it be rain or shine.  This park is also frequented for shoots of Stargate SG-1.  Take a leisurely walk (or rollerblade) around the Stanley Park seawall and take in the salt air as you get gorgeous views of North Vancouver, Grouse Mountain, Canada Place and those yellow sulfur pits used in the episode ‘Cold Lazarus’.  Be sure to check out the Nine O’Clock Gun, which goes off at 9:00pm each night on the dot!  If you’re around the gun and you see those red lights start flashing, you have ten seconds to duck and cover!  To feel like you just stepped through the stargate and landed on P3X-Whatever, walk off into one of the wooded areas of Stanley Park.  Just make sure to bring along your M9 and P-90.  For more information, check out their website at: http://www.city.vancouver.bc.ca/parks/parks&gardens/stanley1.htm. 

 

Stanley Park Parking Tip: There are lots of places to park around here. Just be sure that when you purchase a parking ticket that the meter takes your money!  We made the mistake of assuming since the ticket machine wouldn’t take our money it was broken and we could park in the lot without a problem, right?  WRONG!  When we got back to our car there was a lovely parking ticket on it.  Fortunately a meter dude was checking the machine when we got back to our car, so we went over and explained the problem.  He asked us to try the machine again and of course this time it worked.  Augggh!  The meter dude was nice enough to let us pay him for the time we used and cancelled out our ticket.  We love this guy!

 

 

The Best Shopping In Vancouver

If you’re looking for the best shopping with respect to trendy shops, unique items and prime opportunities to possibly spot your favorite Stargate SG-1 actor, Robson Street in downtown Vancouver is the place to be.  Be warned that this is the ‘high rent’ district so prices are on the high side.  For American visitors, you must visit the Sears in this area.  In the US we only go to Sears for power tools and appliances but in Vancouver, Sears is as posh as Macy’s!  Be sure to drop by the Lindt chocolate department to load up on gourmet truffles and other Lindt chocolate goodies not readily available in the States.  Also close by in Robson Square is the Old Bailiff restaurant which houses the bar filmed in ‘Secrets’ and the courtyard filmed in ‘Foothold’, as well as the Vancouver Art Museum whose steps were filmed as Washington DC in ‘Secrets’.  For more information and tips about shopping on Robson Street, visit: http://www.bcpassport.com/shopping/robson.html

 

Robson Street Parking Tip: The best parking structure is under the Sears.  If you don’t see this one there are plenty of other pay parking structures around the area.

 

 

Best Place for ‘Fangirl’ stuff

No disrespect to the guys, but there are certain places a fangirl needs to know about.  London Drugs is the place for one-stop shopping for all the things a fangirl needs.  Everything from pantyhose to nail polish to film to plastic sleeve holders for autographed pictures, London Drugs offers all of this and more at reasonable prices.  They are located all over Vancouver but the most prominent ones are the location near Sears in Downtown Vancouver and the location right around the corner of the hotel.  Just go out to Westminster Highway and turn left.  Cross over Minoru and walk down another block and you’ll see the London Drugs plaza complete with ‘parkade’.  Visit the London Drugs website at:: http://www.londondrugs.com

 

If you’re high-maintenance like I am, and are looking for the high-end makeup with impeccable customer service, MAC on Robson St. is a must to go to.  If you can’t make it to Downtown Vancouver, there is a MAC counter in one of the better department stores in the Richmond Mall.  Visit MAC online at: http://www.maccosmetics.com.

 

London Drugs Parking Tip: If you’re downtown, park in one of the pay structures.  If you’re in Richmond, just park in the free parking garage.

 

 

 

Tips for Driving around Van City

Of course the first thing you have to do is rent a car.  You can rent a vehicle at the Vancouver International Airport from the various rental car agency desks in the terminal, or rent from Enterprise Rent A Car in the convention hotel or Avis Rent A Car next to the Hilton on Minoru Blvd.  I personally prefer Avis since their rates were cheaper than Enterprise, and I could rent a Ford Explorer SUV at a much cheaper rate than with Enterprise. Though Vancouverites don't carry umbrellas I highly suggest bringing one of your own.  If that is too bulky, just bring a rain parka because the skies in Vancouver can start spitting rain at the drop of a hat.  That brings me to another thing about your rental vehicle.  Make sure the windshield wipers work.

 

My fellow Americans, remember that all speed limits are posted in kph, not mph.  Don't get excited like I did and see a speed limit posted as 90 and think it's 90 miles per hour.  Also, gasoline is sold in liters instead of gallons.  A gallon is roughly equivalent to about 3.5 liters and with that conversion it works out to nearly $4.00 CDN a gallon.  If you've ever complained about gas prices in the US, after filling up in Canada you will never do so again.  Also be aware of the 'flashing' green lights.  I have no idea what these mean and each Vancouverite I asked had a different explanation.  Basically, if a green light is flashing, just go.  And the 'No Turn On Red' signs are not written in English but are conveyed in pictures.  If you see a sign with a turn signal that's red and has a right turn arrow with a slash across it that means 'No Turn On Red'.  For added fun, look for any signs near power plants.  In the US we're used to seeing 'Danger!  High Voltage!'  However in Vancouver, there are signs with a guy on the front stretched out with his eyes rolled back into his head presumably screaming to his death as he's fried by a high voltage electrical wire.

 

Above all just enjoy experiencing all Vancouver has to offer.  Remember, Vancouver just isn't the city over the bridge from Richmond.  It's a place to go to have your own adventures so make the most of it!

 

-- Trish Williams ([email protected])

 

 

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