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| You see this away message is really sad but funny at the same time. The sad part is that you expect me to reply to your message. The funny part is that I'm sitting looking at the screen laughing. |
| I just dropped my keyboard. When I find it, I'll get back to you. |
| I'm not available right now so please leave your name, number, and address and I will STALK you later. |
| Homework and I are engaged in an epic battle, and it seems that the homework is winning. [Sigh]. If only my dog would come and eat it... |
| WEEKEND HOMEWORK- (noun) Punishment by teachers after you've spent 35 hours in school and even more doing homework on weeknights. (see evil, corruped, sinful, etc) |
| There is only one word in the whole word that describes the most tortorous thing a grown up can do to a kid... HOMEWORK |
| Homework: (Noun) a punishment given to students by evil teachers after the students have already put in 7 hours of hard labor. (See evil, torture, wrong, cruel, unjust, satan, crap) |
| Apparently my teachers are having a contest to see who could give out the most homework but my teacher won! |
| you know that feeling you get after a hard day's work at school? you know, when you think really hard, answer every question, get an A on every quiz or test, and ALWAYS hand in your homework? well i don't. See you after labor hours. |
| I'm out trick-or-treating on the highway dressed as a deer. |
| hey guys I.m upstairs in my room, blasting music, dancing around naked, and shouting "I LOVE MY BODY!" .. too bad you're missing it |
| Doctors suggest that you should drink at least 64 oz. of water a day. Being a drone, I make sure to do this. Unfortunately it does have some side effects... Leave a message, I'll be back soon. |
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| (YOUR NAME)'s computer is broken right now. This is her fridge. Now, you can leave a message, but say it slowly, so I can write it on a post-it note and stick it to myself. |
| There are plenty more fish in the sea, but who wants to go out with a fish? |
| A decent pen: $2.99 Package of lined paper: $0.99 Knowing you have homework and "forgeting" about it: Priceless |
| I am working hard... or am I hardly working? |
| Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm in the shower. so I don't smell like you. |
| Don't wish upon a falling star; you may be under it. Stars weigh a lot. |
| Be nice to others, and if they're not nice to you...the heck with them. |
| Don't cry over spilled milk; it will only make the spill bigger. Cry next to it. |
| Rain is like free water. Collect it and use it for household cleaning. |
| "Happiness" begins with H and ends with S; so does "hamburgers". |
| Don't try to find the end of the rainbow. They only last for a few minutes. |
| Waste precious time; Turn on a fan and speak into it - you'll sound like a robot. |
| It is unsafe to dive into shallow water unless you're an action figure. |
| My video games don't make sense. People enjoy waterskiing. Airplane headsets cost too much money. I like sharpening pencils. I wish I could make a career of that but who hires a professional pencil sharpener? This away message makes no sence. |
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