This is the man that I plan to entangle
Isn't he fine?
My claim to fame was to mame and to mangle
Vengeance was mine
But I'm out of the biz
The name I made I'll trade for his
The only trouble is...
I'll never tell
She is the one
Such wonderful fun
Such passion and grace
Warm in the night when I'm right in her tight-
Embrace, tight embrace
I'll never let her go
The love we've known can only grow
There's just one thing that - no
I'll never tell
'Cause there's nothing to tell
He snores
She wheezes
Say 'housework' and he freezes
She eats these skeezy cheeses that I can't describe
I talk, he breezes
She doesn't know what pleases
His penis got diseases from a Chumash tribe
The vibe gets kind of scary
Like she thinks I'm ordinary
Like it's all just temporary
Like her toes are kind of hairy
But it's all very well
'Cause God knows I'll never tell
When things get rough he
Just hides behind his Buffy
Now look, he's getting huffy
'Cause he knows that I know
She clings, she's needy, she's also really greedy
She never-
-His eyes are really beady
This is my verse, hello!
She-
Look at me! I'm dancing crazy!
You know
You're quite the charmer
My knight in armor
You're the cutest of the Scoobies
With your lips as red as rubies
And your firm yet supple - tight embrace!
He's swell
She's sweller
He'll always be my feller
That's why I'll never tell her
That I'm petrified
I've read this tale
There's wedding then betrayel
And on will come the day I'll want to run and hide
I lied, I said it's easy
I've tried but there's these fears I can't quell
Is she looking for a pot of gold?
Will I look good when I've gotten old?
Will our lives become too stressful if I'm never that successful
When I get so worn and wrinkley that I look like David Brinkley
Am I crazy?
Am I dreamin'?
Am I marrying a demon?
We could really raise the beam in making marriage a hell
So thank God I'll never tell
I swear that I'll never tell
My lips are sealed
I take the fifth
Nothin' to see, move it along
I'll never tell