She [the Virgin Mary] must still be a very confused woman. Unless someone has got around to explaining to her exactly what her relationship with her son really is. I mean, as far as I've heard it, there is God the Father, God the Son and God the Holy Ghost. The Holy Ghost inseminated Mary and she gave birth to God the Son. But the Holy Ghost and God the Son are both aspects of God the Father; they are ultimately one and the same. Which means that Jesus was his own father and Mary was inseminated by her own, as yet unborn, son. Which might mean that Jesus sends himself a card on Father's Day, but can't send Mary a card on Mother's Day, because being also God the Father he was around long before Mary was even born.
Christmas dinners must be a laugh at God's house. And although Jesus, God the Son, has a birthday to celebrate, His dad, who is also Himself, doesn't, because He was never born.
Written by Robert Rankin, in his book 'The Fandom of the Operator'. Visit his website HERE
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