On The Bright Side
By Kay Hafner
Last week, my husband�s family celebrated a major
milestone: the 50th wedding anniversary of his Aunt
Shirley and Uncle Bill. Their daughter Judy not only made
plans for us to gather for dinner in Saratoga Springs, she
also arranged a limousine ride for the whole clan�nine
adults, plus a ten-year-old, a five-year-old and a
one-year-old.
Limousines have a certain mystique for me. I think it�s
the tinted windows. Not being able to tell who�s in there
intrigues me. Could it be someone famous�or just someone who
wants to pretend he�s famous? In fact, the car could be
empty. There�s no way to know. I find it fun to imagine,
though.
My first time inside a limo was just a couple of years ago.
My friend Karen got married in a northern suburb of Atlanta.
Most out-of-town celebrants stayed in a nearby hotel,
including two of her brothers who were on the same flight with
me coming back up to Glens Falls. We planned to take a taxi to
the nearby MARTA stop, then negotiate our way through the
Atlanta airport together.
When a white limousine pulled up to the hotel instead of a
yellow cab, I was as excited as I was mortified. I couldn�t
imagine anything tackier or more hick-in-the-city than asking
a limo driver to drop you off at a subway station, but I knew
I wouldn�t be able to kick in for a chauffeured ride
directly to the airport.
It all worked out in the end. One of the brothers offered
to foot the bill so we could whiz through Atlanta traffic to
the airport in better time, and in far better style, than a
crowded subway train.
That limousine, for being a happy accident and great
timesaver, wasn�t as lush inside as I�d supposed my first
time in a limo would be. I don�t know what I expected; it
was obviously a second-hand vehicle, now a glorified taxi. The
white leather interior was clean but worn, the air
conditioning never worked its way up to full power and one
stereo speaker added occasional crackles to the music and talk
of a local FM station.
But from the outside, who could tell these flaws, right? I
was another limo passenger hidden by the mystery of tinted
windows and unknown luxury.
The ride to Saratoga last week was an adventure for all of
us. It was a superstretch so we could all fit, with a bench
seat at the one back door for three passengers, then a row of
seats along one side that wrapped into a "J" to go
back-to-back with the driver. The seats were gray leather.
Colored marbles filled each of the liquor decanters on
console, which also included a VCR hooked up to two TVs. Too
bad I didn�t bring some home videos to watch along the way.
We had a champagne toast in the happy couple�s honor�sparkling
grape juice for the kids and non-drinkers--and enjoyed all
being in one car. I wished we had farther to travel so I could
enjoy it more.
This was also the second limousine ride for my daughter.
Her first one was just last month, as a part of her friend�s
special birthday party sleepover. "Don�t get too used
to this lifestyle!" I warned her during our trip to
Saratoga. Then again, to children, all rides are chauffered
rides.
Allowing my mind to wander a bit, I closed my eyes and
wondered what it would be like to be driven everywhere.
"James, bring the car around, would you? I�d like to
take a ride over to Vermont. On the way back, maybe we can
stop at Martha�s."
Nope. I think I like the freedom and spontaneity of driving
too much to give up control of the steering wheel permanently.
It would be an interesting experience to drive one of those
big limousines, though. Not quite as zippy as a sports car,
but once you get the thing in motion, not many people are
going to get in your way. Especially if you�re driving the
120� or 130� superstretch models.
By the way, I just found out they make stretch SUVs. Kinda
of makes you wonder what�s next? Stretch Humvees?
Our special evening last week was quite a success. The meal
was great, the children behaved and time just flew by. Sure,
we would have had a good time without the limo ride, but being
able to be together for the whole night, start to finish, made
it extra memorable.
I�m looking forward to the next big occasion so we can do
it again!
Kay Hafner, a writer from Queensbury, can be reached via
email at [email protected]. On the Bright Side appears in
Arts|Life section every other Thursday.