On The Bright Side
By Kay Hafner
Of all my domestic chores, bottle redemption is
extremely low on my list. It�s above cleaning the bathroom
but way, way below alphabetizing the spices. And since I�m
no blue-ribbon winner in terms of cleaning the house�you�ve
got to be mighty hungry to eat off of my floors�this means
that cans and bottles are returned on an as-needed basis.
Either I need the money or I need the space.
Usually, I need the space. But one night I ran into someone
who needed the money.
First off, let me explain my system for dealing with cans
and bottles. It�s not a good one, but it is a system: I
rinse them. I put them in white garbage bags. I toss the
garbage bags in the garage. When two or three pile up, I toss
them in the back of my station wagon. When the car is full, I
am finally forced to do go to the store with them.
My mother says I could avoid all this trouble by just
returning the cans and bottles when I do my weekly grocery
shopping. That�s the fill-a-bag, return-a-bag theory. I like
the theory but I can�t seem to put it into practice.
One reason I delay so long in taking action is that I don�t
like to wait for the machines. Either I�m running late and
in a rush, and hauling in even one bag would add to long to
the trip, or I�m there at a peak time and waiting in the
line for the machines would make me run late and put me in a
rush.
Another reason I put off my redemption duties is that I don�t
like the sounds there. It�s a very violent place. The cans
are crushed with that mangling metal sound. The plastic is
crunched and scrunched until then give up and collapse.
Worst of all is the glass machine. For starters, there�s
that grinding sound as the bottle rotates while being scanned.
It�s followed by a pause�the calm before the crash�as it
goes through the chute. That�s when I cringe and set my
teeth because I know that the slam-smash is coming seconds
later. It�s a nerve-wracking sound. I just can�t hear
glass breaking without associating it with bad things: car
windshields shattering; cups clattering in a restaurant; a
glass falling from my daughter�s hand and breaking on the
vinyl floor.
If I�m going to have to unload a whole carload of cans
and bottles, I like do it late at night. After 9:00 p.m. is
best. It�s dark, it�s quiet, there�s no feeling of
needing to get in and get out of someone else�s way.
One night a few years ago, I found myself sharing the bank
of redemption machines at Hannaford with someone with a cart
brimming with cans and bottles. No bags. Just cans and bottles
dumped in the cart. The more I observed out of the corner of
my eye the more I thought that he wasn�t just another
late-night bottle redeemer with too many cans in his car.
He inserted plastic bottles into the machine next to me
with a slow and unrushed, but resigned and determined, rhythm.
He made idle conversation about having to push his cart all
the way from the nearest supermarket, which had problems with
their machines.
He was dressed decently for the cool nighttime weather, but
seemed in need of more regular hygiene.
All these things put together made me think he was there
for more than spare change and clutter control. I imagined
that his cans and bottles came from garbage bins and road
sides. I decided that he needed the money more than I did.
After all, the daily limit for redeeming cans and bottles is
usually 250. That equals $12.50, which will only buy me a few
more six packs of Diet Pepsi. For someone jobless or homeless,
that can mean a day�s worth of sustenance instead of a week�s
worth of caffeine fix.
When I was done at the machines, I went into the store as
if I was going to cash the receipts in. I then emerged a
moment later and extended my hand with the slips of paper
toward him. Something artless came out of my mouth, like,
"Y�know. I was thinking that maybe you might he need
these more than I do."
The reaction was calm but prideful. "Hey, I�m not
homeless or anything. I just do this for extra money," he
said with a shrug. I didn�t know what to say. I think I
apologized for being presumptuous, then turned and scooted out
to my car.
It was a classic example of good motivation and poor
execution.
I wish I could say that this experience changed me into
someone who does can and bottle returns with a smile. I�m
only human and there�s no magic spell that can do that. But
every now and again I vow to reform and return each bag as
soon as it�s full.
Every now and again I see the same man and wonder how I
could have dealt with the situation better.
Every now and then I count my blessings as I�m alone
putting bottle after bottle into the machine late, late at
night.
Kay Hafner can be reached via email at [email protected].