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the chance to jump in
On The Bright Side
By Kay Hafner
I promised my daughter we�d go to Gurney Lane, Queensbury�s
town pool, this week and take advantage of it being free.
Soon after we arrived around 2:30 on Monday afternoon,
which was also opening day, the whistle blew. I thought I
heard a lifeguard say something about "adult swim."
I figured he was joking, or I�d misheard. Surely it would
take more than a toot and a single command to get the army of
children to give up possession of their turf. But a
17-year-old lifeguard with a megaphone has more authority than
a whole platoon of parents. The pool was soon totally emptied
of all screaming, splashing, soggy kids.
What fun, I thought, as I approached the suddenly placid
pool and jumped in.
Many mothers, especially the ones whose red faces and
shoulders revealed they�d been there all day, took this
opportunity to gather their broods and head home.
Some mothers, especially the ones with small children who
couldn�t be left poolside unattended, pulled out juice boxes
and snacks and tried to keep the troops happy until they could
scramble back in the water.
One small group of women who were already hovering at the
water�s edge when the whistle blew just stayed where they
were and kept on talking. A dozen or so mothers waded in the
kiddie pool and dunked themselves tentatively to cool down.
I�m not much of a swimmer�what I lack in arm strength
and proper breathing control I seem to make up in buoyancy�but
it seemed silly to sit this one out. I was one of only a
handful of people to take advantage of this situation and do
some real swimming.
I could get used to this, I thought, as I slowly glided
down the length of the pool, unimpeded by frenetic, gyrating
little bodies. A beautiful, sunny June day and a pool almost
to myself. I idly wondered if they did this the same time each
day so I could plan to be there for it.
I�d like to say I did a dozen brisk laps but I�m hardly
up to that. Six leisurely lengths would have to do. I got out
before the 20 minutes were up and returned to my daughter and
our spot on the hill. I sort of felt sorry for the displaced
children ringing the edge of concrete and grass, counting down
the minutes until their exile was over.
When I was a kid I spent a great deal of time in the water.
I grew up in an apartment complex that had a pool where I
spent my childhood frolicking like a fish and diving like a
dolphin. A never-ending array of children came and went each
day, depending largely on how successful they were in wearing
down their mothers. I forget now how old you had to be to go
in alone, but I think it was at least 13. Until then, you
either had to wait for mom or hope a friend�s parent would
take pity on your hot, sweaty little face waiting patiently at
the gate.
Since we had a pool almost in our backyard, my mother never
took me to Gurney Lane. I can remember going a few times,
tagging along with a friend�s family. The pool then was a
giant concrete saucer of water that was shallow at the edges
and gradually got deeper in the middle. A chlorinated watering
hole, basically.
I can�t believe I�ve been back to Queensbury for nearly
nine years and this was my first trip up there. It certainly
won�t be our last.
On the ride home I thought about why so few adults were
swimming during the adult swim. Only a fraction of the adults
present had taken advantage of the open water. Actually, I
almost think there were more adults in the water before the
adult swim was declared.
For one thing, "swimming" as an adult is somehow
different from swimming when we were kids. As a child,
swimming was defined as anything we did in the water�from
handstands in the shallow end to retrieving rocks from the
bottom of the deep end. As an adult, swimming means exercise,
a word which either beckons or repels. Unless you are in a
special water workout class or are playing with kids, adults
don�t do much frolicking and splashing in the water in
public.
Also, I guess self-consciousness and vanity take their
toll, especially since this is the beginning of the summer and
you�ve either got flab-free thighs or you don�t. Entering
the water amid a hundred colorful, animated children is one
thing; entering the water alone, you lose that camouflage.
Even though we�ll have to pay to get into the pool the
rest of the season, it looks like it�s going to be a Gurney
Lane summer. Whatever watering hole you frequent this year, I
hope you keep cool and have fun. Summer�s too short to sweat
it out on the sidelines.
Kay Hafner, a writer from Queensbury, can be reached via
email at [email protected].