Never give up, never
surrender, never go to bed before bedtime
On The Bright Side
by Kay Hafner
I sometimes wish I didn�t have to sleep. I
resent giving up a third of my life to unproductive,
unconscious down time. Even when I�m physically tired, my
brain resists the rest and respite that sleep provides my
body. There�s too much I have to do, so much I want to
do--and never enough time to do it in. Sleep is the thief that
steals my waking hours. Most nights I�m like a child,
pleading for an extension past her bedtime. I push and stretch
myself to stay awake, like a determined football player on
fourth down, with just a minute to go in the game, struggling
for that final inch that will bring victory.
Of course, no one really "wins" this fight. We
all need sleep. It just annoys me that my body requires so
much and other people need so little. I�ve always envied
those who get by with just four or five hours of sleep a
night. Unfortunately, my gauge is set firmly at eight hours.
Anything less on a regular basis and I go on auto pilot.
You�d think it would be just a matter of conditioning. A
week or two with, say, six hours sleep and my body would learn
to deal with it. I�ve tried. You can stretch a Slinky to its
full length but it still bounces back into shape when you let
it go. The farther you take it, the more of a tangled and
twisted mess it will be when it collapses. The same is true
for our bodies when they are pushed past the sleep boundary.
One night spent stretching to the max means spending the next
few days getting the kinks out. Do that too often and, like
the Slinky, you�re not much good for anything.
Scientists are still discovering all the hows and whys of
sleep. The need for physical rest is fairly obvious. Every
machine has its limits. You can run a car for 100,000 miles in
10 years of in-town driving or run it into the ground in 10
months of cross-country travel. The same number of miles,
different level of intensity to the wear and tear. Too much
heat and friction and not enough rest can spell trouble on the
road. Assuming proper fuel, water and maintenance, we can
expect to live a healthy life. That maintenance includes
sleep, a sort of built-in cool down period for the human
machine.
The mental function of sleep is a little harder to
comprehend. It seems that sleep leads to dreaming and dreaming
gives the brain a chance to process our experiences and our
thoughts. They say it helps us to create, and understand,
reality.
I never really understood the importance of this function
until I learned about how computer hard drives work. As you
save and delete information on your hard drive it becomes a
maze of used and unused space. If you "defragment"
it on a regular basis you reorganize the pieces of information
so they are closer together. It helps the data to be accessed
more efficiently but, more importantly, it gives programs more
contiguous space to run, more uninterrupted space to
"think."
Sleep gives our brains a chance to rearrange the bits and
pieces of our daily life. We then think clearer and process
information better when we�re awake.
I still wish I didn�t have to spend so much time
unconscious. Just two hours less sleep each night and I might
actually finish the fourth Harry Potter book before my
daughter is done re-reading the first three.
Wouldn�t it be great if sleep were like money? We could
sleep ten hours or more at a time during the long winter
months and make withdrawals from our sleep account as needed
the rest of the year.
Talk about a sleep surplus: I saw the New York City Ballet�s
beautiful production of "Sleeping Beauty" this
summer at SPAC. If you recall from the fairy tale, Princess
Aurora is cursed to death by the evil Carabosse but this
sentence is softened by the Lilac Fairy to a mere 100-year
slumber. In fact, all the inhabitants of the castle are put
under this sleeping spell. When the prince awakens Aurora with
a kiss, everyone takes up their daily tasks and prepares for
the royal wedding. We never see what happens past the marriage
celebration, but sleep probably wasn�t very high on their
list. After all, who could be tired after more than eight
million hours of sleep?
Kay Hafner, a writer from Queensbury, says she would have
finished this column before bedtime but thinking about sleep
kept making her sleepy. Since the Internet never sleeps, you
can contact her anytime day or night via email at [email protected].
copyright �
Kay
Hafner 2000