HALLOWEEN RIDDLES
What do goblins and ghost drink when they're hot and thirsty on Halloween?
~Ghoul-aid!!~
What is a Mummie's favorite type of music?
Wrap!!!!
Why do demons and ghouls hang out together?
Because demons are a ghouls best friend!
What's a monster's favorite bean?
A human bean.
What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?
a sand-witch.
Where does a ghost go on Saturday night?
anywhere he can "boo-gie"
Why did the game warden arrest the ghost?
He didn't have a "haunting licence"
Why didn't the sketeton dance at the party?
He had no body to dance with.
Where does Count Dracula usually eat his lunch?
at the Casketeria
Why is a ghost such a messy eater?
because he is always a gobblin
What does a vampire visit in NewYork city?
the vampire state building
What do you call a monster's parents?
mummy and deady
What instrument do skeltons play?
the trom-bone
What is it like to be kissed by a vampire?
a pain in the neck!
How does a female vampire flirt?
she bats her eyes.
What can't you give a headless horseman?
a headache!
What is a ghost's favorite pie?
a boo-berry pie.
Why does a witch ride a broom?
because the vacumme gets stuck at the end of the cord
What do you call a witch's garage?
a broom closet
What monster flys his kite in a rain storm?
Benjamine Frankenstein
What does a ghost eat for lunch?
a BOO logna sandwich!
How do vampires get around on Halloween night?
blood vessels
What is a witch's favorite tv show?
the HeX files
Why was the vampire fired from the blood bank?
he was caught drinking on the job
Why do ghosts have so much trouble dateing?
because women can see right through them
What happens when you goose a ghost?
you get a handfull of sheet
Dead End
