Southern Girls
Southern girls don't sweat....They glisten
Southern girls have more fun than should be allowed
Y'all know Southern girls are quick on the drawl
Southern Girls know bad manners when they see them:
Drinking straight out of a can
Not sending thank you notes
Velvet after February
White shoes before Easter or after Labor Day
Southern girls know three types of school:
Ballroom, Ballet, Charm
Southern girls appreciate their natural assets:
Dewy skin
A winning smile
That unforgettable southern drawl
Southern girls know their manners:
"Yes, ma'am"
"Yes, sir"
"Why, no, Billy"!
Southern girls have a distinct way with fond expressions:
"Y'all come back"!
"Well, bless your heart."
"Drop by when you can."
"How's your mother"?
"Love your hair."
Southern girls know their summer weather report:
Humidity
Humidity
Humidity
Southern girls know their three R's:
Rich
Richer
Richest
Southern girls know their vacation spots:
The beach
The beach
The beach
Southern girls know the movies that speak to their hearts:
Gone With The Wind
Fried Green Tomatoes
Driving Miss Daisy
Steel Magnolias
Southern girls know their religion:
Baptist
Methodist
Football
Southern girls know the seasons:
Recruiting
Spring Training
Practice
Football
Southern girls know their country breakfasts:
Red-eye gravy
GRITS
Country Ham
Mouth watering homemade biscuits
Southern girls know their cities dripping with Southern charm:
Atlanta
Richmond
Charleston
Savannah
New Orleans
Birmingham
Southern girls know their elegant gentlemen:
Men in uniform
Men in tuxedos
Rhett Butler, of course!
Southern girls know their prime real estate:
The Mall
The Country Club
The Beauty Salon
Southern girls can teach anyone to flirt:
Slowly lower your eyelashes,
Listen carefully to everything he says,
Speak r-e-a-l slow.
Southern girls know the three deadly sins:
Bad hair
Bad manners
Bad blind dates
Southern girls know men may come and go, but friends are forevah! Now you run along Sugah and send this to some other Girls Raised In The South. "GRITS"
 
 
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