When I am An Old Woman
I shall wear purple
With a red hat which doesn't go
And doesn't suit me.
And I shall spend my pension on brandy
And summer gloves and satin sandals
And say we've no money for butter.
I shall sit down on the pavement when I'm tired
And gobble up samples in shops
And press alarm bells;
And run my stick along the public railings,
And make up for the sobriety of my youth.
I shall not go out in my slippers in the rain
And pick the flowers in other people's gardens
And learn to spit.
You can wear terrible shirts and grow more fat
And eat three pounds of sausages at a go
Or only bread and pickle for a week
And hoard pens and pencils and beermats and things in boxes.
But now we must have clothes that keep us dry
And pay our rent
And not swear in the street
And set good example for the children.
We will have friends to dinner
And read the papers.
But maybe I ought to practice a little now?
So people who know me are not too shocked and surprised
When suddenly I am old and start to wear purple.
