~Bumper Stickers~

Jesus loves you.....everyone else thinks you're an idiot!

If you can read this, i can slam on my brakes and sue you!

Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them!

I used to have a handle on life, but it broke!

Impotence: Natures way of saying "No hard feelings".

Hang up and Drive!

Heart Attacks....God's Revenge for eating His Animal Friends!

Your ridiculous little opinion has been noted.

Try not to let your mind wander...Its to small to be out by itself!

Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.

Don't like my driving? Then quit watching me!

The proctologist just called; they found your head!

Just because you have one, dosen't mean you have to be one.

Ever Stop To Think, and forget to Start Again?

This would be really funny, If It Weren't Happening to Me!

If We Quit Voting, Will They All Go Away?

Eat Right, Exercise and Die Anyway.

Honk if Anything Falls Off!

He Who Laughs Last Thinks Slowest.

He Who hesitates is not only lost...but miles from the next Exit!!

I may be slow.......But.........I'm ahead of you!

I Haven't lost my mind....It's Backed Up On Disk ..Somewhere..

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