| Here is a page of random quotes I have ran across through my travels. If you have any that you'd like to add, you can e-mail them to me or sign my guestbook, and leave it there for me.! |
| ~There are no rewards or punishments - only consequences *Dean Willian Ing* ~They always say that time changes things, but you actually have to change them yourself. *Andy Warhol* ~If you had no limits to what you could do, and the time you could spend in your life, what would you do? ~Don't frown you never know who's falling in love with your smile. ~What do you do when the only person that can make you stop crying, is the one that made you cry? ~Nobody's perfect until you've fallen in love with them. ~Everything's okay in the end, if its not okay, than its not the end. ~Most people walk in and out of your life, but only friends leave footprints on your heart. ~Remember every minute spent angry, is sixty seconds of happiness wasted. ~Do not follow where the path may lead you, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail. ~If the ocean were vodka and I were a duck I would sink to the bottom and never come up, but since the ocean isn't vodka and I ain't a duck. Pass me the bottle and shut the fuck up. ~I'm 10% sugar, and 10% spice, but I'm 80% bitch so I suggest you be nice! ~Princess today....Goddess tomorrow. ~First God created men...Then he had a better idea..Me! ~I'm not a bad girl...I'm a good girl that does bad things. ~I'm feeling a little off today...Anyone wanna turn me on? ~Treat me like an angel and I'll show you heaven. ~YOu can be my hot boy, I can be your hunny...You can be my sex toy, and I'll be your play boy bunny. ~The sun is the sun, the grass is the grass, but you my friend can kiss my ass. ~I would tell you to go to hell, but all dogs go to heaven. ~Boys are great, every girl should own one. ~It's hard to stop loving someone, when your heart still does. ~It's easy to fall in love, but its hard to fine someone to catch you. ~May you live as long as you want, and never want as long as you live. ~It's only possible to live happily ever after on a daily basis. ~You can't have everything, where would you put it? ~If quitters never win, and winners never quit...who came up with " quit while your ahead" ? ~Never argue with a fool, he may be doing the same thing. ~I wasn't born a bitch, boys made me that way. ~Bitches like me live like Queens, sluts like you live on your knees. ~I look like an angel, talk like one too, but you'll never know what this naughty little angel will do. ~I'm so great, I'm jealous of myself. ~Love me for my mind not my body, play with my body not my mind. ~Pimpette of the year, playette of the season, your man left you and I'm the reason. ~Some girls are good, some girls are bad, but I come in both flavors...I'm the best you'll ever have. ~Only good girls go to heaven...maybe thats why I wasn't invited. ~You're only bad if your caught...so that makes me a good girl right? ~Sex is a killer...wanna die happy? ~Never let a fool kiss you, and never let a kiss fool you. ~Girls hate us and rate us simply cuz they ain't us. ~I don't discriminate..I hate everyone equally. ~Restraining orders are just another way to say "I love you" ~Don't piss me off, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies. ~I want to be naughty as often as possible since when you spank me it isn't a punishment. ~The only bridge you burn now, might be the one you have to cross later. ~How can I miss you if you won't go away? ~I'm one of those bad things that happen to good people. ~All stressed out with no one to choke, ~You have the right to remain silent so shut the fuck up. ~Don't start with me, you won't win. ~Of course I don't look busy..I did it right the first time. ~WARNING: I have an attitude and I know how to use it. ~And your point is? ~Guy's have feelings too...but like who cares? ~Coffee, Chocolate, Men...somethings are just better rich. ~So many men..So few who can afford me. ~I put a teardrop in the ocean for you, I'll stop loving you when you find that teardrop. ~I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it. ~Gone Crazy..Back Soon. ~Don't ever trust anyone that says "trust me." ~When it hurts to look back, and you're scared to look ahead, you can look beside you and your bestfriend will be there. ~True friendship never ends. ~Good friends are like stars, you don't always seen them, but you know they are always there! ~Love starts with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a tear. ~don't cry over anyone that won't cry over you. ~If love isn't a game, why are there so many players? ~Good friends are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget. ~You can only go as far as you push. ~Actions speak louder than words. ~The hardest thing to do is watch the one you love, love someone else. ~Thos who say a job cannot be done, need to get the hell out of the way of those doing it. ~If you don't stand for something, you'll fall for anything. ~Failure isn't falling down, its staying down. ~Silence is the hardest arguement to refute. ~Words of kindness can be hard to utter, but their influence can echo through eternity. ~Goals are dreams with deadlines. ~Real friends are those who, when you've made a fool of yourself, don't feel you've done a permanent job. ~Mean people suck, nice people lick. ~?If I could be anything, I'd be a tear, born in your eye, live on your cheek, and die at your lips. ~It takes 42 muscles to frown, but it only takes 4 to lift up your arm and smack that bitch. ~If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the damn kitchen. ~Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I cannot accept, and the widsom to hide the bodies of those people I had to kill today because they pissed me off. ~The truth is out there, I am just too lazy to go find it. *D'arcy ~Don't you nedd a license to be that ugly? ~I'd like to see things from your point of view, but I can't seem to get my head that far up my your ass. ~Keep talking, someday you'll say something intelligent. ~Every girl has the right to be ugly, you have abused that right. ~Do you still love nature, despitewhat it did to you? ~You have the I.Q. of a retarded peanut. ~Never underestimate the stupidity of the human race. ~Resentment is like you taking a poison and waiting for the other person to die. ~If you chase two rabbits, you will lose both of them. ~Many people lose their tempers, merely from seeing you keep yours. ~Psychiatrists say that 1 of 4 people are mentally ill. Check 4 of your friends, if they're okay, then you're it! ~It may be thta your sole purpose in life is to simply serve as a warning to others. ~I'm as confused as a baby in a topless bar. ~Make is idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot. ~I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing. ~Learn from your parents mistakes---Use birth control. ~Few women admit their age, few men act theirs. ~I'm sorry, I'm new in town....could you please give me directions to your place? ~If I was in charge of organizing the alphabet, I'd put "U" and "I" next to eachother. ~Let's go to my place and do things I'll tell everyone we did anyway. ~Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I have to walk by again? ~Excuse me, Sorry! I didn't recognize you with all your clothes on. ~Excuse me, haven't we met before in one of my sexual fantasies? ~I can resist everything except temptation. ~Never lied, never left, never lived, never loved, never lost, never hurt. ~Don't hate me for what I am, Hate me for what I could be. ~Insurance companies are like prostitues, You pay them and they fuck you. ~I have an excuse...I'm a crazy Canadian. ~Who in this day and age could go without doing drugs...You'd have to be a pretty sick fucking individual. ~Suck your way to success, or bust a nut trying. ~Stupidity killed the cat; curiosity got framed. ~There is no "I" in team, but there is one in "Kiss my Ass". ~You can't get off if you never get on. ~I've always want to have somoene to hold, someone to love, after having met you, I've changed my mind. ~If I only get one thing for Christmas, I hope its your sister. ~Looking back over thyear we spent together. I can't help but wonder what the fuck I was thinking. ~As the days go by I htink of how lucky I am that you are not here to ruin it for me. ~Sex with you is like doing drugs, lots do it but no one is stupid enough to admit it. ~They say an atractive body is worth a million dollars, looks like your ugly ass got robbed. ~We've been friends for a long time,lets say we call it quits. ~I must admit you brought religion into my life. I never belived in hell before I met you! ~Holidays are a great time to spend with family, of course you family won't be with you because, I'm taking the kids and moving to my sisters you cheating ass! ~If it ain't broke, fix it anyone just to screw it up. ~I am not conceited, I'm convinced. |
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