Actually, birds don't have inner llamas. Instead, you have an inner Snoopy. Your inner Snoopy will especially enjoy it if you sit on top of your house and pretend you are a pilot flying over enemy lines.
Well, Brinnan, there is nothing wrong with being obsessed with Sum41. I don't think that is the problem. I believe that your inner llama is simply jealous. Next time you listen to Sum 41, jump up and down while you are listening. This way, your inner llama does not feel left out.
There is something seriously wrong with having a crush on an elf. I could go into details about why that wouldn't work, but I have a conference with Kermit in ten minutes. You should change your obsession from the elf to the actor. Then you will be just fine. Of course, talk it over with your inner llama first.
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