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Insane Ian
n the late 80's, Ian was part of the Heavy Metal wave of hair bands that populated the airwaves & homes of many men with mullets. His band, HorseCock, was a popular band, with it's cranking power chords and songs about the futility of library late charges. Their one album, "Hung Like A Stallion", went quintuple platinum in Yugoslavia as they completed their world tour with other such seminal bands as Big John and The Port-a-Pots and Monkey Enemas For Margo. The band called it quits at as the large grunge era began, and hair-bands fell by the wayside.
In the early 90's, the music bug once again bit Ian. It was a large, savage bite, and Ian was hospitalized for the better part of four years. When he recovered, he was once again ready to make a significant dent in the musical scene. By this time, though, styles had once again changed, and swing music was the "next big thing", even though big bands had been popular once before, oh, say, 70 years ago. Ian would not be swayed by this, and formed the popular swing band Jack and the Mehoffs. However, the recording of their first album, "Handful of Love", was cut short due to the tragic loss of their drummer and mascot, Fred the Hermaphrodite to a graphic and violent farm experiment.
Once again without a band and without purpose in life, Ian wanders the streets of downtown Maryland in search of fun and music. And occasionally money, so he can by some food. Because he's hungry.