Slayers Stage Fright!



Ryoko: OK! places everyone the show's about to start! (i hope)
Filia: WAIT jsut one minute! i was just reviewing my script and i hafta do WHAT with that dirty monster???
Xellos: Well it's not like i'll be enjoying it or anything, kissing a dragon like you is gonna makes me feel sick!
Ryoko: Hey!Hey! c'mon guys! this play is about two lovers who's families are great enemies! just like your races! That's why your perfect for the parts of romio and juliet! C'mon can't you two just get along and do the show?
Both: NO!!!
Ryoko: Great what else can go wrong???
Lina: OK! where's that ryoko wench!! I'm gonna fire ball her ass!
Ryoko: OH...boy, what is it NOW lina?
Lina: Why do I hafta be the nurse??? why couldn't i be lady Ryzuko, or Juliet?!?!
Ryoko: Think about that Lina, if i gave you that part of lady Ryzuko, that would mean you'd be Gaav's wife!
Lina: ...oh- well ya gotta point there but-
Gourry: I know! It's because of her breasts! hahaha!
Lina: hahaha FIRE BALL!!!!! ::whoosh::
Ryoko: LINA! what are you doning! Your destroying the sets!
Gourry: SETS!?!? sets- what about me!!!
Amelia: STOP! i can not allow this hidious breach of justice continue!(especialy since i got a major roll this time) Miss lina in the name of justice i command you to stop all of thi-
Lina: will you shut up already arrrg FLARE ARROW!!!
Ryoko: Lina!!! ahh what will it take to make her stop???
Luna: let me handle this ryoko... Hello lina chan!

Lina: O . O* lu luna???

Luna: ...behave, and do what ryoko tells you or else!
LIna: Y-yes mam' ::runs away crying::
Ryoko: ::major sweat drop:: um.... Folks we're haveing technical dificulties...Please stay tuned!

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