Please calm down.
Please calm down.
This is Mark. He's my boyfriend. i know i know, hes really creepy looking. and hairy. gosh look at his hairy face. but dont worry, hes not dirty. he showers... most of the time. He's really sweet too, except when he makes me want to kill him. sometimes i try to, but he forgives me. i mean, if he trys not to forgive me, i just threaten him, then he forgives me. so its all good.
THe thing i like most about mark is that he makes this website. so in fact, this is mark typing right now. so i think ill say a few words on behalf of myself: I am just a pawn the the game of niki's life and i do whatever she tells me. im like a mindless drone for the queen bee. and believe me she IS royalty. i mean cmon. shes BEAUTIFUL and TALENTED, WONDERFUL, AWESOME. INCREDIBLE
and im so worthless, im the lowest piece of crap there ever was, im not worthy of her at all. shes so much better than i am. gosh i should just kill myself now, BANG .....
DEAD.
THIS IS THE SECRET MESSAGE:
Niki is a HOT TAMALE!
this is is really just for silliness, but in reality, im in love with the girl, shes the sweetest thing in the world, and i dont want to be without her!@!