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Series One

No Pain, No Gain - Rocko and Heffer join a health club.
"Now we're gonna make you squeal piggy!"

Who Gives a Buck - Heffer talks Rocko into using his new Conglomo Credit Card to buy Spunky a new bowl and Rocko winds up losing control and going on a credit card induced buying spree.
"A sad, crying clown in an iron lung! I've always wanted one!"

Leap Frogs - Mrs. Bighead, feeling neglected by Mr. Bighead, hires Rocko to do some chores for her with the intention of seducing him.
"You saw my wife in her bathrobe!? Isn't it awful?"

Bedfellows - Heffer moves in with Rocko after his parents rent out his room.
"Don't get up! It's probably for me."

Jet Scream - Rocko and Heffer fly to Vegas on a discount airline.
"Mr. Maniac, Mr. Clepto Maniac. Please put back the white courtesy phone!"

Dirty Dog - Rocko gives Spunky a bath while Bloaty the Tick and Squirmy the Ringworm act out a Honeymooners-style sitcom spoof.
"Bath day is a very dangerous day."

Keeping Up With The Bigheads - Mr. Bighead threatens to have Rocko's run-downhouse condemned. Rocko and Heffer try to fix it up before the inspector arrives.
"You know what we need Rocko is some fertilizer! You got the sports page?"

Skid Marks - Rocko loses his car and driver's license because of a stolen gas cap and has to go to traffic school and take a driver's test to get it back.
"Daddy! Daddy! Teacher says every time a gas cap is found, an angel gets its wings!"
"Your teacher's full of snot!"

Power Trip - Rocko is put in charge of the comic book store, with Filburt as his assistant, and power goes to his head.
"And I'm punchin' him, and I'm punchin', I'm punchin', I'm punchin' him, and I says what do you mean I didn't give you the right change!?"

To Heck and Back - Heffer goes to "Heck" after choking on a chicken bone while Rocko tries to save him.
"Heff! You've got X's for eyes! What in the blazes does that mean?"

The Good, The Bad and The Wallaby - Rocko and Heffer visit Rocko's Uncle's cattle ranch and Heffer bows to peer pressure and becomes "real cattle".
"Psst. City boy! You may not realize this, but that cowpoke over there, inept though he may be, is one of our oppressors."

Trash-O-Madness - Rocko tries to take the trash out but Earl the dog makes things complicated.
"Garbage day is a very dangerous day."

Spitballs - Rocko and Heffer go to a baseball game in the hopes of catching a foul ball to replace one that was shredded by Mr. Bighead.
"Tomales make my bottom burble!"

Popcorn Pandemonium - Rocko and Heffer go to a movie theater.
"Pummel him! Smack him with your flashlight!"

A Sucker for the Suck-O-Matic - Rocko buys a new vacuum cleaner that turns out to have a mind of its own.
"We must cease this senseless sucking!"

Canned - Rocko loses his job and tries out various odd jobs before going to a job interview at Conglomo.
"Oh baby. Oh baby. Oh baby."

Carnival Knowledge - Rocko and Heffer go to a third-rate carnival.
"Come on Heffer. Let's go. I think I'm bleeding internally."

Sand In Your Navel - Rocko and Spunky go to the beach.
"How DARE you!"

Cabin Fever - The Bigheads rent a cabin in the mountains but go there on the wrong weekend and have to share the cabin with Rocko and Heffer.
"A radiator! Either a hose or a radiator, or a piece of radiator hose. I win!"

Rinse & Spit - Filburt talks Rocko into being his patient for his final exam at dentistry school.
"Would the patient please get his tooth under control."

Rocko's Happy Sack - Rocko takes Spunky with him to a 99% off sale at Heap-O-Food.
"Grocery day is a very dangerous day"

Flu-In-U-Enza - Rocko comes down with the Flu.
"I wouldn't miss it for the world. These waiting rooms are real freak shows!"

Who's For Dinner? - Heffer invites Rocko over for dinner with his family and Heffer finds out that he was adopted (He's the only steer in a family of wolves).
"I hope you're not letting the beaver eat off the good china, otherwise we'll have to smash the plates!"

Love Spanked - Rocko lusts after the girl next door but she already has a boyfriend so Heffer tries to find Rocko a different girlfriend.
"Marsupial with big hairy chest, seeking female with same. Will suck the fillings out of your teeth if you let me..."

Clean Lovin' - Spunky falls in love with a mop.
"Just as I thought. Your dog is perfectly normal, but what we have here is a very sick mop. I must keep it for observation."

Unbalanced Load - Rocko goes to the Laundromat.
"Laundry day is a very dangerous day"

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