| NOTE: this is not something I made up, so I creatively added mine (in red) to ones that I didn't think were funny and/or didn't understand...Thanks goes out to dazie317 for the list ; D Ten Reasons why I dislike O.U. more than A&M: 10. "Sooners" is just another word for cheaters. Even an Aggie won't cheat to get ahead. 9. At least A&M is in Texas. 8. Barry Switzer bought, I mean "recruited" all his National Championship teams from Texas. First he steals Texas' National Championships then he steals Jimmy Johnson's third Super Bowl. What a rotten, dirty scoundrel. At least A&M plays by the rules. 7. I have friends that live in College Station, and NONE IN NORMAN. 6. The Aggies gave BEVO his name. *correction: they did not give bevo his name, i did the research : ) but still: What have the Sooners ever done for us? NOTHING! What a shock. 5. The Aggie War Hymn is dedicated to U.T. ... "Boomer Sooner" is just plain pointless. and stupid as hell 4. The Only good thing that ever came out of Oklahoma was a cheesy Broadway Musical (and I'd probably trade that for a half-eaten Snickers Bar). ok the musical is good, but it didn't come out of Oklahoma, it came out of hollywood. 3. I take #4 back. They did give us Garth Brooks. But even he went to OSU. HA! 2. An Okie is just a Southern Yankee. AMEN. And the #1 reason why I dislike O.U. more than A&M is............drum roll, please............. Aggies include TEXAS WOMEN! Nothing on earth is better than TEXAS WOMEN! What kind of woman do you want raisin' your kids? Damn right. No Yankee, that's for sure. I can't meet a good woman from Oklahoma, but I can in College Station. Aggie men aren't quite as rude as sooner men (annoying is a better word me thinks) |
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