Unknown title Two people wearing trenchcoats and broad-rimmed hats with paper stuck in the ribbing burst into Jessie (the almighty Goddess of Chaos)'s Office/hut on Gourrigan's Isle. Trenchcoated person who looks like Xellos crossdressing: Heeey! We're Musashi and Jiroko from Lovely Charming Network and we'd like to ask you a few questions. Trenchcoated person who looks like Yetika with long hair tied back loosely: Is it true that Oni Skyrunner has left his position on the island and given it to you? Jiroko: And what about the lack of updates on the website? Without further ado, the Goddess of Chaos kicks the reporters out, literally, sending them sky-high. Musashi & Jiroko: Looks like LCN's blasting off agaiiiiin! (Ugh. Pokémon wannabe's... we shudder at the thought. -Yetika) Firrou walks by with a zero-ki sword over his shoulder. Firrou: Those idiots. Meanwhile... At the Slayers' own hideout... Zelgadis: These latest guest writers are getting more insane than the ones who used to come here. Gourry: Really? I didn't notice. Lina: FIRE BALL! Lina's fire-ball burns Gourry to a crisp. Rezo: Can't you do something more original to him? Lina: Blame the guest writer for that. He or she writes our lines. Filia: That reminds me. Who's the next guest writer anyway? Why hasn't that scum Xellos returned from his spying mission yet? Meanwhile again... In a Laputan-Island-Fortress which looks... kinda... like... er... Anyway, the LCN reporters are removing their disguises. Yetika, also known as Musashi: Dammit... Why did Lina have to Giga-slave my nice new mansion so hard it went and turned itself into a flying island? That wasn't supposed to happen until a few more fics later! Xellos, also known as Jiroko: Sore wa himitsu desu. Veinpopping, Yetika whacks Xellos with a mallet into the nearest wall. Yetika: Say that one more time and I'll turn you to ice for a few days. The white-haired wonder (also known as Firrou) appears out of the shadows, still weilding the zero-ki sword over his shoulder. Firrou: I did tell you that those dumb plans of yours never work. Yetika turns on the dramatic acting, (starry-eyed, posing in a spotlight, you know the deal) and appears beside Firrou. Yetika: Be nice! I'm new to this kind of stuff! I really need the practise! Firrou face-faults and sweatdrops at his friend. After a short while, Yetika hugs her friend rather affectionately and Firrou starts blushing madly. Firrou: You're... not... helping... the... situation... at... all... Something suddenly snaps inside Yetika and she starts looking around frantically. Yetika: Hey! Where'd Xellos go? Firrou: Feh. Who cares? He's probably gone through one of the escape hatches now because of you. Both face-fault. Yetika: Th-that means... Firrou: H-he's gonna... Outside, slighty-muffled screams can heard from the thing which will now be referred to as the Laputan Mansion. Unfortunately for Xellos, he had gone through the wrong exit and ends in being washed up on Gourrigan's Isle at the feet of some rather ticked off Slayers cast. Lina: Where the hell were you? Xellos: That... is a secret! Amelia: Wrong answer. Filia: Got the funky fruit, Gourry? Gourry: Huh? I forgot. Lina: You have a brain like a seive. Zelgadis: I wonder why no guest writers have appeared these last few months... Lina clasps her hands over Zel's mouth. Lina: Don't say that! We all know that something ALWAYS happens when someone says that! Just then, a midget girl with long green hair and wearing a furple... er PURPLE ninja suit walks into view holding a map and looking very confused. Yae: Where the heck am I? This isn't O-Edo or Tokyo... *looks up and sees the Slayers* Excuse me, can you tell me where I am? Xellos: It's a secret. Yae: What? Yetika: *flying down and stuffing Xellos' face into the sand* Don't mind him, it's in his character to say that. So, how'd you manage to get to Gourrigan's Isle anyway? Yae: How would I know? The last thing I remember was when we were gonna kick Bismaru all the way back to Neo-Edo... Then there was a flash of light and I ended up on this island. I dunno where Goemon went to, he was with me when it happened but we got separated. The ninja girl's little flashback sequence ends, and she looks up to see the Gourrigan's cast binding Yetika with rope made of who-knows-what. Yetika: Hey! Hey! What's with you guys? I only came out of my not-so-hidden-hideout to see who the newbie was! Lina: Don't give us any of that garbage! We haven't had a guest writer in ages and we KNOW that someone like you would be up to something! Yetika: Grr... Oh, fine then! Tie me up, see if I care! Naga: AHAHAHAHA! Let's play some games! Yetika: Put a sock in it, Goldfish Faeces. Lina: Hey! Don't steal MY lines! FIRE-BALL! The flames surround Yetika, burning any Slayers within 1 metre. After a few seconds, the dust begins to clear. Yetika: *cough, hack* Was that supposed to hurt? Or were you trying to see if I had Asthma? Meanwhile, ninja-girl Yae can be seen in the background screaming something about fire demons. Naga: AHAHAHAHA! Lina's a fire demon now! Lina: Damn you to hell, Naga. Zelgadis: Hey, I read that last fic written by Yetika the other day. There was this transvestite called Bismaru in it. I gotta admit, the fic was pretty bad. Yetika: Kisama... (trans = "You" in a very rude way -Yetika) Rezo: Could this "Bismaru" be the same one the ninja spoke of? Xellos: Sore wa himitsu desu. Everyone, except Xellos: SHUT UP! Meanwhile, at the Laputan Mansion... Looking at the so-called-security camera screens is Firrou, who has a rather large sweatdrop on his head. Firrou: Oh not again... I wish you'd stop looking for trouble, Yetika-chan. Firrou turns off the console and leaves. Returning back to GI, we can see that the Slayers have tied up Yetika as well as Yae and put them in one of those huts guarded by a couple of spears and a large Tiki shield crossed over the door. Yetika: Well, this sucks. Yae: That redhead has a PMS problem. Yetika: Heh-heh. You should see her when it's that time of the month. She loses most of her sorceress' powers then. Yae: Really? How interesting... Yetika: Yeah! ...Hey, how about we bust outta here? Yae: How do we do that? Yetika: There's a loose board over here. There's also a secret passage under it. Yae: How do you know that? Yetika: That's a secret! Still with his face stuck in the sand, Xellos sneezes. As the sand settles, Xellos manages to breathe after being stuck for 10 minutes. Xellos: Gaack! Almost out of nowhere, a hand touches Xellos' shoulder. Firrou: Why hello there Xellos, fancy seeing you here on the beach. Xellos: Hasn't there been enough Xellos bashing in this fic already? Firrou: Yetika-chan prefers Xellos bashing over Amelia bashing, I think. Say, do you know where she is? Xellos: Who? Amelia or Yetika? Firrou: Nevermind. Just go back to your hideout and try not to appear in the fic again. Xellos picks up his staff and teleports out of the area. Below Firrou, a tunnel is being dug by Yetika and Yae. Yetika: Almost... there... Yae: The air down here... it's so hard to breathe... Yetika: That's because we're really deep underground... If we weren't, we'd get a sand cave-in. Yae groans and continues on digging. COMMERCIAL BREAK FIRST AD White text flashes over a black screen. Text: He mastered the art of swordfighting, and treasure-hunting... He discovered nasty family secrets and finally got a girlfriend to wife with the help of a few wierd items and a voodoo lady... But... Guybrush: I just want to be a pirate. Governor Marley: GUYBRUSH! Text: ESCAPE FROM MONKEY ISLAND... Coming this Fall. A rubber chicken with a pulley in the middle is thrown at Mr. Threepwood as the ad fades out. NEXT AD Dreary background with wind blowing. A pair of yellow boots with velcro-type... thingys holding them in place can be seen on the screen. In the next shot, we can see a torso shot of someone wearing black trousers, a belt, blue jacket, and sword. The persons hand is loosely tinghtend into a fist. We hear a light "ting" sound before the next shot comes. Another shot. A closeup of the person's left arm. Below the shoulder, we see a "Capsule Corp" logo. The wind is still blowing. A black screen appears with silver text on it. Text: MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 4. 5PM. NEW DRAGONBALL Z'S Next shot. We see the back of the "someone" letting their sword slowly go into its sheath on their back. The person has short, lilac hair. The camera then changes view and pans from the persons chest to his face. The wind is blowing in his hair. A faint TOONAMI logo appears on the black screen that comes up and we see a tiny CARTOON NETWORK logo afterwards before the ad finishes. (I'd like to thank Meri of ToT for recording this particular ad and posting it on her site -Yetika) END COMMERCIAL BREAK Inside the GI village, the Slayers are thinking of a way to torture the Guest-Writer-of-this-fic and the ninja girl. (I'm surprised they hadn't already with all that spare time they've been getting -Yetika) Amelia: I say we have a funky fruit party. Lina: No, not this time. Things could get ugly and we might end up getting more stoned than them. Just as Lina finishes talking, Yetika and Yae's heads pop up out of the ground. A look of dread appears on Yae's face while Yetika simply sweatdrops. Yetika: Whoops! Wrong turn! Let's get outta here Ninja-girl! Oni-faced Lina: I don't think so! FIRE-BALL! (Please excuse the pun, Skyrunner-kun, I didn't mean to put it like that... REALLY! -Yetika) ((Gahh? Lina with my char's face? that could get ugly!-Oni)) The duo are then enveloped in flames for a moment. Yetika: *cough* Not... *hack* again... The scene snaps to a few minutes later... A heavy pole now blocks the door to the prison-hut. The camera pans inside. Yetika: Hey, what's with the Funky Fruit Picker[tm] over there? Yae: Beats me... So how do we escape this time? Yetika: Hmm... lesse... We wait for Firrou. Yae face-faults. Yae: The kid with the white hair?! Yetika: You want to make something of it? Voice: Hey! Calm down! Yetika & Yae: Gaaah! TO BE CONTINUED! Short note from Yetika: Wahahahaha! A not-so-cliff-hanger ending!.... *ahem* .... Well, since there hasn't been any new fics since my last one I've decided to release this one early to motivate the other GWs (Guest-Writers) to put their back into it. I may have a busy life, but I managed to do this. WRITE, DAMN YOU! *gets dragged off-stage by Firrou*