Weirdo's pre-fight fic.

Deep space.
The Parallax.
The little gods room.

*shuts off screen*

Weirdo: So, you wish to fight? Very well. It is an honorable batchall, and
I must respond as such. *leaves the little gods room and enters the office 
proper* Bridge!

Bridge Bunny #1: Yes, Star Commodore?

Weirdo: Set up a secure link to Khan Jorgennson. I must speak with him 
immediately.

Bridge Bunny #1: Aye, sir. Link established.

Weirdo: Good.

Over the speakers, a voice addresses Weirdo.

Khan Jorgennson: What is it, Star Commodore? I am a busy man.

Weirdo: My Khan, I have been issued a batchall by one Hoowee, dark elf, for
a Trial of Grievance.

Khan Jorgennson: The cause of this trial?

Weirdo: Our stories bear an uncanny resemblance in titles, and she believes
I took the name from her. In truth, it is coincidence, but that cannot be
proven. She wants combat, and as a Ghost Bear, I cannot refuse. I request
permission to take my ship to Terra, where I will answer the challenge with
honorable combat.

Khan Jorgennson: Very well. You may go. Uphold the Bear's honor, and return
victorious.

Weirdo: Yes, my Khan. Parallax out.

Weirdo gets up and enters the bridge.

Weirdo: Okay, crew, I have good news, and bad news. The bad news is that we
are returning to Gourrigan's Island.

Bridge Bunnies: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

Weirdo: The good news is that we are doing this in order to respond to a 
challenge to combat against myself, and so there will be a good fight. Also,
we will be able to replenish our stores of Funky Fruit.

Bridge Bunnies: WHOOOOHOOOO!!!!!

Bridge Bunny #2: You will be bringing some Heavy Whoop-ass, quiaff?

Weirdo: Aff. The freebirth will not know what hit her. BWUHAHAHA!!!!!!

The rest of the bridge soon indulges in maniacal laughter as the Parallax
prepares to jump.

All: BWUHAHAHA!!!!!!!

This is my response to Hoowee's challenge. Well bargained and done. Let none
interfere in this.