Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale, a tale of a fateful trip, that started from this Nippon port aboard this tiny ship. The mate was a mighty sword-slinger, the skipper tall and pale, five passengers set out that day on a three-hour sail, a three-hour sail. The weather started getting rough, the tiny ship was tossed, if not for the courage of the fearless crew, the Noonza would be lost, the Noonza would be lost. They hit the ground on the shore of this uncharted desert isle, with Gourrigan, the Red Priest too, the chimera man and his leech, the sorceress, the Trickster and Firia...here on Gourrigan's Isle!

Destructo Dustpan and the beanie babies gang were in some abandoned hangar out in the middle of nowhere. The president and Jim Carry were both tied to a statue of Ronald McDonald.

Destructo Dustpan: Now if you two will look over here, I'll show you why I have brought you two here!

They look over and see a clown. The clown is dancing around them.

Bill Clinton: MOMMY! MOmmy! I'm afraid of clowns!

Jim Carry: This is scary!

Destructo Dustpan: My friend here will change you both into clowns, and the US can't have a clown as it's leader and favorite comedian, so they'll have to give into any ransom for the cure!

The clown opens his mouth and is about to bite them to turn them into clowns, when suddenly someone shouts: You who spreads chaos in the world! The sun in the sky may forgive you but sailor Justice cannot!"

Destructo Dustpan: Curses! It's Sailor Justice! You'll never take me alive copper! Go get her boys!

Sailor Justice jumps down from the roof and a bunch of beanie babies with tommy guns start shooting at her. Sailor Justice takes off her tiara and it does that magical spin and knock em down thing and the beanie babies are on the floor.

The clown jumps up and takes out some Nunchucks.

Sailor Justice takes out her justice nunchucks and chucks the clowns into the corner. Then she punches him in his big red nose that makes a big honk.

Destructo Dustpan arms the Ronald McDonald statue to explode and runs away laughing maniacally.

Sailor Justice: You won't escape!

Bill Clinton: Hey what about us?

Jim Carry: Alllllllllllllllllllllll righty then!

Then run up on the roof. Sailor Justice starts to climb onto the roof when about 20 exploding dustpans get flung at her. Somehow she manages to evade them and then Sailor Justice and Destructo Dustpan start fighting DBZ style. Then Destructo Dustpan backflips off the roof onto a train followed by Sailor Justice.

They both start to fight over a McDonalds happy meal which Destructo Dustpan took out of a bag. Sailor Justice now has an Indiana Jones hat on her head.

Sailor Justice: This happy meal belongs in a museum!

Destructo Dustpan: You fool, there;s an atomic weapon in the happy meal!

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!

Destructo Dustpan: Curses foiled again!

Destructo Dustpan couldn't take much more of this. It was the third time that week Sailor Justice had come after him. Then he got an idea...

Sailor Justice arrives back on the island.

Sailor Justice: Ahhh another justice filled night of crime fighting!

Xellos is listening to the radio and Sailor Justice changes back into Amelia.

Xellos: Hey anyone hear about a nuke going off in Washington?

Amelia: Well, almost justice filled....

The next day, Krillen arrives at Destructo Dustpan's house in the frozen north where he's rooming with Dynast.

Krillen: Why can't you get a warmer place?

Destructo Dustpan: Krillen pick up that beanie baby

Krillen picks it up and a needle sticks his finger.

Krillen: You fiend.....

Krillen falls down out cold and Destructo Dustpan starts to dress him up in a sailor fuku.

The next day on Gourrigans Island...

Amelia's about to fly off as Sailor Justice when somebody shouts: Hold it right there sailor Justice!

Sailor Justice turns around to see Krillen in a sailor fuku. She's temporarily struck blind by this site and falls down to the ground landing on her face.

Krillen: Prepare to face your greatest enemy! I am sailor poetic Justice!

Sailor Justice: NOOOOO! This can't be happening!

Sailor poetic Justice: But it is! Now I shall spread poetic justice throughout this island with the help of my side kick, Chibi Usa T!

GASP! It's Mr. T dressed like Chibi usa!

Chibi Usa T: I'll make these sparkly hearts go helluva far!

He shoots sparkly hearts at Xellos and the sparkly hearts throw him helluva far!

Lina is trying to find something to eat.

Lina: I really wish I had a pie!

Suddenly she steps in a cow pie!

Sailor poetic Justice: That was just a little poetic justice brought to you by sailor poetic Justice!

Lina looks up to fire ball Sailor poetic justice but is struck blind by Krillen in a sailor fuku!

Lina: I'm blind! I'll still get you!

She starts to randomly fire attack spells around the island.

Firia walks out of her hut. Xellos falls out of the sky landing on her

Firia: NAMA---

Sailor poetic Justice: GOMI!

Wham! A big mace comes down on firias head knocking her out cold!

Xellos is about to thank his savior when he sees Krillen in a sailor fuku and is struck blind!

Krillen goes over to Martina and Zangulus hut and is about to go in...

Sailor poetic Justice: No I have a better idea

Sailor poetic Justice wraps the hut up in mega damage chains.

Sailor poetic Justice: You never come out of that hut...now you never will! Poetic justice!

Gourrigen and Sylphiel are on the beach doing stuff.

Gourrigan: Gee I wonder where everyone else is?

Syphiel notices something in the bushes.

Syphiel: It's the holy tree flagoon!

Sylphiel was the head of the holy tree fan club. Sylphiel walked up to it and said: Hello there mr Flagoon! Can I get your autograph?

Holy tree Flagoon: Gasp! My adoring public has found my hiding place! I must now run away!

The tree trys to uproot itself but it can't move. Sylphiel hugs the tree and it keeps struggling. Then one of it's branches picks up a billy club and gives her a beat down.

Sailor poetic Justice: Thanks a lot Flagoon. For your help you can have this sailor poetic justice T-shirt for free!

Holy tree flagoon: Oh wow! I can't believe I'm talking to the real sailor poetic Justice! Can I have your autograph?

Gourrigan walked over to see Sailor poetic Justice talking to a tree who was putting on a sailor poetic justice T-shirt (TM)

Gourrigan: Hey who are you guys?

Sailor poetic Justice: Chibi Usa T you take care of this one.

Chibi Usa T takes out her heart wand but the holy tree Flagoon grabs it!

Holy tree flagoon: OH WOW! A limited edition Chibi usa T wand! Just what I've always wanted!

Chibi Usa T picks up Flagoon and throws him helluva far!

Gourrigan: I'm hungry!

Sailor poetic Justice: Here take some bloataronie pills!

Ataru (jumps out of the bushes): Don't eat those you'll WHAM!

Sailor poetic Justice smacks Ataru into the ground.

Gourrigan downs the whole bottle of bloataronie pills. Gourrigen poofs up like a balloon. Chibi Usa T starts to role him up and down the beach.

Naga is out on the beach laughing at something and Rezo is also there.

Naga looks over to see Gourrigan

Naga: OHOHOHOHO! Then she sea's Sailor poetic Justice!

Naga: Wow just what I want in a man!

Rezo is already blind and can't be struck blind by Krillen in a sailor fuku.

Naga runs into her hut to go get something.

Sailor poetic Justice: Hey wait I didn't give you any poetic justice yet!

Then Naga comes out dressed in a tuxedo and a mask!

Naga: It is I Tuxedo Naga! OHOHOHO!

Those flowery background things come around them and for a moment Sailor poetic justice is getting lucid.

Sailor poetic Justice: No wait this isn't right! NOOOOOOOOO!

Sailor poetic justice runs away with Tuxedo Naga chasing him

Amelia (gets up): Yes! Once again justice has triumphed and the island is at peace!

The Holy Tree Flagoon lands on her.