Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale, a tale of a fateful trip, that started from this Nippon port aboard this tiny ship. The mate was a mighty sword-slinger, the skipper tall and pale, five passengers set out that day on a three-hour sail, a three-hour sail. The weather started getting rough, the tiny ship was tossed, if not for the courage of the fearless crew, the Noonza would be lost, the Noonza would be lost. They hit the ground on the shore of this uncharted desert isle, with Gourrigan, the Red Priest too, the chimera man and his leech, the sorceress, the Trickster and Firia...here on Gourrigan's Isle!

It seemed like any normal boring day for the inhabitants of Gourrigan's Island. Martina and Zangalus were in their hut as usual, Amelia was following Zel as he wandered around hoping he'd not ignore her (which he was), and Gourrigan was eating the remains of some coconuts from their last meal with Lina. Suddenly Gourrigan noticed something on the ocean a distance off.

Gourrigan: Hey look something's coming (Points at a speck on the ocean.)

Lina: Are you sure Gourrigan? It's not another Mecha is it?

The object becomes much closer and is discernable as a boat. Filia joins them from a nearby bush followed closely by Xellos.

Filia: Look it's someone to resuce us from the Island!

Xellos: No it can't be, my Love...... Er the Queen won't allow it!

All: Groan

The boat comes up to the shore. It is being driven by someone dressed much like Xellos only he has red hair. Accompanying him is a gray haired person with a large black trenchcoat and a green haired person with a red trenchcoat.The red haired one introduces himself first.

Kent: Greetings I am Kent Metalium! We're here to help the next episode of Gourrigan's island!

The one in the black trenchcoat speaks

Oni: Hello there I'm Oni and I'm the director here. Kent is my assistant. I've brought along Kusanagi from Blue Seed to make things a little interesting.

Xellos: Kent METALIUM? I don't remember having any siblings but...

Kent: I'm your cousin.

Xellos: Why haven't I ever heard of you?

Kent and Oni: THAT'S A SECRET!

Kusanagi: What am I doing here again guys? (He relaxes on the boat.)

Oni: You're here to look cool and make the girls drool.

Lina (looking at Kusanagi): Dyaamnnn... he's not kidding...

Gourrigan: Hey! Lina's Mine!!!

Kusanagi: Keep the flat little...

Lina: WHAT DID YOU CALL ME?

Kusanagi: Huh?

Lina: BURST RONDO!!!

Kusanagi is sent flying and the boat is blown up.

Oni: Hey Lina be nice to the equipment!

Lina: What if I'm not huh? What you gonna do about it?!?!

Oni: This is my Fic. I'll shack you up with Naga and Martina at the same time.

Lina: Errr... See how Nice I am? I'm being very quiet and...

The others by the will of the script now show up.

Sylphiel: Hey who's the hunk? (She points at Kusanagi who's been recovering quite well with his Aragami powers and all.)

Kusanagi: Kusanagi. And I'm Momiji's

Oni: She's not in this Fic.

Kent: Weren't you going to bring in Fabrizo anytime soon? Come on I want to see people die.

Oni: Alright, alright. (Pulls out the Dragonballs that he re-collected since they were used to summon Marley.)

Everyone gathers around and stares

Lina: Why are you bringing Fabrizo here? (Lina is trying not to piss off Oni because of the dire consequences.)

Oni: Fabrizo is the best but no one likes him. I like him. He amuses me.

Amelia: Well he is cute for a dark lord.

Zel: I'm glad you think someone else is cute because I'm not...

Oni: Bite your tounge or I'll shack you up with Amelia.

Zel shuts up

Oni: (Puts the dragonballs down.) I call forth the eternal dragon! I call you now to hear my howl and make my wish come true!!!!

Shen Long: (appears from the dragonballs) WHAT IS YOUR WISH? YOU MAY HAVE ONLY ONE WISH AS A BOON FOR SUMMONING ME.

Oni: I want you to bring Fabrizo back from the dead.

Shen Long: YOUR WISH HAS BEEN GRANTED (Eyes glow thingy.) I BID YOU FAREWELL! (Energy goes up and dragonballs fly off.)

All (except Zel and Kent, who are to serious to be impressed): WOW!<�L§about 3 feet off the ground.

Fabrizo: Wow cool! I'm alive again! (He looks at all of the Slayers women.) I feel so great I'm going to sing!

Lina: Hey this isn't the Slayers Musical you little dork.

Fabrizo: I wasn't in the Slayers musical so I get to sing NOW (smirk) Now let me think what I should sing

While Fabrizo decides what to sing he decides to chat with some of the slayers cast and with Kusanagi who is still debating the "Why am I here?" question. While chatting away, Fabrizo decides he really likes Amelia and decides to incorperate the fact into his song. Zel and Kusanagi exchange a few words about killing monsters and such and Kent and Xellos catch up on some lost "Family time"

Xellos: You can't be related to me.

Kent: Why not?

Xellos: Because I say so that's why.

Kent: So?

Xellos: ...

Kent: What's wrong with you?

Xellos: That's a secret

Kent: I know your secret.

Xellos: How?

Kent: That's a secret.

Xellos: %^$#@!!!!!

Lina finnaly makes an observation and pulls Fabrizo and Amelia apart.

Lina: Hey you little! how dare you kiss her like that!

Amelia: Oh Lina how can you break me and...

Fabrizo: (sigh) Ah well if you insist...

Lina: Hey I'm not done with you you little...

Fabrizo: Shush it's time for my song.

Oni: He's right Lina shush it's time for Fabby's song.

Lina: Fabby?

Oni: Pet name. now shush.

Lina: Don't tell me to shush you escapee from the trenchcoat mafia! I ought to...

Suddenly Lina's mouth is erased by the artist via the script.

Lina: (holds up a sign a la Wilee coyote) "%$^%!!!!!!!

Fabrizo summons up the spirits of the dead and gives them big band style instruments and a few synthesizers. Then he summons up some music and they begin to play the tune to "Mambo # 5"

Fabrizo: One, two, three-four-five, lookin good, to be alive, I'll get down, with the slayers gals, lemme tell you how they're all my pals...

A little bit of Lina blows you away A little bit of Filia with dragon rage A little bit of Naga (stop the laugh) A little bit of Sylphiel (towards Gourry brash) A lil of Martina She's so weak A little of Amelia the justice freak!

Music plays trumpets blah blah...

I don't understand Why Xellos is a secretive man A funky fruit here and you're so high grab onto Lina And she'll make you fly!

More music...

Fabby is alive!

More music...

Trumpet trumpet!

More music...

A little bit of Lina Dragon slave A little of Martina Run away A Little bit of naga Horrid laugh A little bit of Filia Dragon half A little bit of Sylphiel She likes Gourry A little of Amelia makes a man outa me!

More music with trumpets and stuff...

Li-na is so fly She makes gourrigan feel like a semi-smart guy! Zel don't like Amelia much But I think she's a joy to touch!

More music...

Fabby is alive!!!

More music until Lina blows the crap out of the band sending them back to the land of the dead...

Fabrizo: I am alive! ^_^

Xellos: That's my smile damnit

Fabrizo & Kent: So?

Kusanagi: Why did I come here again?

Oni: Here look pretty. (Gives Kusanagi some leather) ((@.%))

Kus goes off to change and Zangulus has to hold Martina back from following

Oni: Ah this has all been good.

While Lina looks at Oni getting angrier and angrier Fabrizo goes over to Amelia and they tumble over a bush making out quite ignored by everyone else

Oni: What's that look for Lina?

Lina: This is the worst fic I've ever starred in!!! Why can't you think of something better to have in your weird little writings?

Oni: OK better. (Snaps fingers, and Loki the norse god of Mischief appears. He is wearing a jesters hat and alternating black and white clothes.) Happy now?

Lina and Gourrigan: Nan DA?!?!

Loki: Hello people

Sylphiel: Ohhh he's so cute!

Xellos: Better than A chibi gourrigan?

Sylphiel:.... Maybe...

Loki pulls a Chibi gourrigan out of his pocket for comparison and goes into SD for a detailed comparison.

Naga: I'd say they're both Cute! OHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!!!!!

Oni covers his ears to stop the horrid laugh.

Kent: That was... interesting...

Loki: There's only room for one really cute person here!

Fabrizo: (His muffled voice is coming from behind bush and is more muffled by Amelia's lips.) MEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

Oni: (looks over to the bush) Damn...

Loki: Cip drop some anvils on these two nuincances!

Loki's creator's hand draws anvils over Amelia and Chibi gourrigan. Chibi gourrigan is squished but being a flexible chibi that he is isn't hurt. Amelia is almost hit but Fabrizo is beaned. Being the Dark Mazoku lord that he is he isn't happy about it or hurt too badly but he's too busy making out with Amelia to give a flying #^%@ about what he should do to Loki right now

Lina: This gets worse every second!

Zangulus: I haven't even been able to fight yet! Gourrigan! Fight me!

Gourrigan: (Sighs annoyedly.) Do I have to?

Suddenly for no reason other than they insisted on being in the fic L-Sama and Beast Master Zellas Metalium run by in very skimpy bikinis. Almost everyone that saw them facefaults except Kusanagi.

Loki: Anyways, (Microphone is summoned to drop from the sky.) Let's get ready to RUMBLEEEE!!!!

Oni: No I want to fight Zangalus!

Zangulus: You're not the best!!!!

Oni: I'm a helluvalot better than you.

Zangulus: Where's your sword.

Oni: Right...

Loki: We have a LATE ENTRY!!! Oni has challenged Zangulus!

Zangulus pulls out the howling sword and Oni pulls a red Ki energy stle sword from well... nothing because he just created it.

Zangulus: Hey that's a red sword of light!

Oni: No it's a licorice stick that's evolved into a higher form of life

Xellos: Licorice sticks aren't alive

Kent: So?

Oni and Zangulus charge at each other and duke it out their weapons collide and martina dances around cheering for Zangulus.

Oni: You know I'm not really trying

Block, stab, block, slice, stab.

Zangulus: You're full of it you have to be trying if I'm going all out.

Slash, clang, zap, frag, clang.

Oni: No really I'm not trying.

Oni concentrates his energy on his wepon and it wraps around the howling sword bringing the weapons into a lock. meanwhile Loki decides to bother Filia.

Loki: Hey, can I see that mace everyone is talking about?

Filia: Every...How dare you!? You can see it all right! (She pulls it out and...)

BONK!!!!!

Loki (dazed with big lump on head): Heh heh...This hurts as much as she is beautiful... ALOT!!!!

Filia: PERVERT!!!!

Lina: What? Pervert? FIREBALL!!!!!

Loki (just before being hit): I see Lina likes her men well done!

Loki is temporarily toasted by Lina's fireball. Sylphy feeling sorry for him (he's still in SD) picks him up and cuddles him like she used to cuddle her Chibi Gourry.

Slyphiel: Poor lil Loki.. *sniffle*

Meanwhile, Oni has just managed to send Zangulus' sword flying from his hands.

Oni: Ahh that was fun.

Zangalus: AAAAUUGHHH! I NEVER win!!!!

Oni: You got to marry Martina.

Zangalus: Oh yeah

Oni (silently, to Kent): He calls that winning

Kent: Snicker.

Loki: I heard that. Snicker.

Fabrizo and Amelia emerge from behind their bush mostly unnoticed by the rest of the cast until they hear what they're talking about.

Fabrizo: I hear Xellos really messed with you with that Sailor tinky winky thing eh?

Amelia: Yeah that was Awful!

Gourrigan: I thought it was cute.

Xellos: You would.

Kent & Oni: So?

Fabrizo: (snaps and summons a new magic pen) Here you go Amelia

Amelia: (takes the pen) Wow I really can be sailor justice this time?!

Gourrigan: You trust Fabrizo?

Lina: Gee Gourrigan you beat me to that question...

Oni: Of course she trusts him they were just... nevermind.

Kent & Loki: heh heh... heh heh... (They snicker like Beavis and Butthead)

Kent: Boing-oing-oing!

Loki: Heh heh... Boing!

Amelia: But what use is being sailor justice if there's no Evil to defeat?

Oni: Don't worry it's in the script.

Loki: There's no justice to being Sailor Justice.

Rezo: There's no justice in being blind and not getting a single line till now!

Suddenly a big Star Trek style ship hovers over the island and drops off... The power rangers?!?

Red Ranger: We must kill Oni! He's been destroying planets and writing bad fanfiction again!!!

Pink and others: RIGHT!

Loki: Power rangers! Has anyone seen my mallot?!

Amelia: Justice pretty power makeup!!!!

Amelia leviatates and spins flashing nude for just a moment like any sailor scout and is dressed in a green and pink Sailor moon Fuku.

Amelia: Oh Fabrizo this is great!

She goes and gives him a quick peck on the cheek before facing the power rangers.

Amelia: In the name of justice you shouldn't try to pick on innocent Demon Fanfic writers like Oni!

Red Ranger: What?!?

Amelia: Sailor Justice pretty power SMASH!!!!!!

The power rangers are blown to high hell by the magical power that Amelia emits... except the Red Ranger

Loki: Oh great she missed one! He's mine! Flavor that is good, color that is grand, I summon thee of jello, to make an awesome stand!!!

Having completed his incantation a gigantic green jello monster materializes over the red ranger and turns him into the green ranger for a moment before absorbing him.

Amelia: Yayyyy! We won!!!!

Fabrizo: You knew you could count on me eh?

She runs over and huggles him.

Oni: Well we all encounterd a disaster that was overcome.

Rezo: I'm still blind.

Kent: So?

Oni: Here let me humor you. (He pulls out those cheesy X-ray specs and gives them to Rezo.)

Rezo: Hey if I can't see how... HEY! It's working! I can't see through things... but I can SEE!!!

Sylphiel (still holding SD Loki): Oh can I keep him?

Kent & Oni: NO!!!

Oni: We gotta go...

Naga: X-ray glasses? You can see through clothes if you're regular...(An idea lightbulb flashes over her head.)

Rezo: Hey I see that! what do you think you're.. AHHH!!!!

Naga chases Rezo off into the distance shouting "Gimmie gimmie gimmie!!!!"

Kusanagi: Hey I'm back!

Kusanagi is dressed in all black leather and is looking well... great to say the least.

Martina, Lina, Sylpheil & Filia all drool.

Oni: We gotta go...

Loki: Wait! First, presents! Mweehehehe!!!

Loki Teleports around giving everyone "Rez pez dispensors" which feature Rezo wearing the X-ray specs

Fabrizo: I have to go with them because if I don't someone will kill me off.

Oni: Yes someone will kill him off and he amuses me so that can't happen.

Amelia: Yes you better keep him safe Mr. Oni!!!

Oni: Will do.

Loki: By the way Xellos! I hacked through your files and I know your secret!!!

Kent: No I told you his secret.

Xellos: You don't know my...

Kent whispers in Xellos' ear and Xellos immediately turns red.

Xellos: It's not a secret...

Kent & Loki laugh a la Beavis & Butthead again.

Oni: Ok we're outa here

Oni , Kus, Loki, Kent, and Fabrizo are about to leave when they realize something.

Oni: Lina you blew up our boat!

Fabrizo: Hey we don't have to stay according to stupid holes in the story!!!

Oni: Oh yeah you're right!

Fabrizo: Ray wing! (He flies off toward Japan.)

Oni sprouts his six Seriphim style Demon wings and flies off after Fabrizo.

Kent: Please... (He picks a cell phone out of his pocket and calls a helicopter which picks him up.)

Kent: That's all for now... heh (The helicopter takes him way Rufus style.)

Kusanagi jumps onto the bottom of the helecoptor and clings on it on the way back to Japan.

Loki blows a kiss to Filia and Slyphiel and jumps into his Jello monster which phases them into another dimention which is not there.

After the newcomers left, the gang was pretty much back to normal. Except for a few things.

Amelia: I am sailor justice!!!!

Rezo: Naga leave me alone! no you can't use my glasses to peep on Gourrigan!!!

Gourrigan: Oh pez o Rez o... hehe...