This fic had gratuitous gratuity in it and has been edited by a couple of 
refugees from funimation and DIC who went mad after being in Destructo 
Dustpans torture chamber for a couple years.

Shabranigdo had called the five mozoku lords before him.

Shabranigdo: Cough! cough! cough! well I'm sure you guys are wondering why I 
called you here? Well the thing is your all incompetant so I'm fireing you. 
Now go away!

Phibrizo: What the  front door is wrong with you!?!!?
Xelas: Yeah! Were the best there is you son of a birtch tree!

Shabranigdo: You bratwursts had better watch your mouths! Your replacement is 
the evil Chibi Usa!

Chibi: Muhahaha! Yes I'm your replacement so you can kiss my Asuka you Mutha 
Fudgers!

Phibrizo: DOG YOU! DOG YOU ALL TO HELLO! Oh wait a minute I'm the Hello 
master! Second thought DOG YOU ALL TO.... ummm some place thats even worse 
then hello!

Shabranigdo: Go away! Dog it! Go get your selves  a J-O-B you sons of benches!

Phibrizo: Dog it! I dont wanna get a job!

later

The Mozoku lords are all staying on the island. Gaav had to stay in 
Zelgadis's hut.

Zelgadis looks cool and says "DOG"

Gaav: Hey stone face get I want a cold beer and a sandwich woman!

Zelgadis: DOG you! I am not a woman and I will not get you anything you lazy 
birtch tree!
Gaav: You talking to me you mother front door?
Zelgadis: Yes I'm talking to you, you fudgeing fudge head!
Gaav: Thats it GAAV flare!
The flare blows away half the hut!

Zelgadis: You BENCH! Look what you did to my fudging hut! Now I'm going to 
kick your Asuka!

Lina: What the front door are you doing? It took us four front door months to 
build that fudging hut!

Amelia: Oh Shitaki mushrooms! Ever since they moved in this whole island went 
to hello!

Phibrizo: Well I am the hello master! And since I dont live in hello anymore 
I've decided to make your island new hello!

Phibrizo takes out a bunch of demons and lava pits and now the island looks 
like hello.

Dynast: I liked the plam trees better change it back you bench!

Phibrizo: No! 

Dynast: Why the Fudge not?

Phibrizo: Because I'm the hello master and nobody tells the ruler of hello 
what to do! Especialy an Asuka like you Dynast!

Dynast: Did you just call me an Asuka? Thems fighting words! Dynast Brass!

Phibrizo: Your puny attacks cant hurt me you mother front door!

The other three mozuko lords join Dynast to try to beat up Phibrizo.

Phibrizo: THATS IT! Now you Front doors are gonna have hello to pay! 

He snaps his fingers and Gourrigans island goes to hello

Destructo Dustpan: Oh Shitaki mushrooms he blew it up! You blew it up! DOG 
YOU! DOG YOU ALL TO HELLO! Oh wait I'm a powerful mozoku I'll just magic up a 
new island!

So he magiced up a new island and everyone lived happily ever after even the 
mozoku lords who got jobs at McDonnalds.