Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale, a tale of a fateful trip, that started from this Nippon port aboard this tiny ship. The mate was a mighty sword-slinger, the skipper tall and pale, five passengers set out that day on a three-hour sail, a three-hour sail. The weather started getting rough, the tiny ship was tossed, if not for the courage of the fearless crew, the Noonza would be lost, the Noonza would be lost. They hit the ground on the shore of this uncharted desert isle, with Gourrigan, the Red Priest too, the chimera man and his leech, the sorceress, the Trickster and Firia...here on Gourrigan's Isle!

This fic has gratuitous gratuity in it and has been edited by a couple of refugees from funimation and DIC who went mad after being in Destructo Dustpan's torture chamber for a couple years.

Shabranigdo has called the five Mazoku lords before him.

Shabranigdo: Cough! cough! cough! Well, I'm sure you guys are wondering why I called you here. Well. the thing is you're all incompetant, so I'm firing you. Now go away!

Phibrizo: What the front door is wrong with you!?!!?

Xelas: Yeah! We're the best there is, you son of a birtch tree!

Shabranigdo: You bratwursts had better watch your mouths! Your replacement is the evil Chibi Usa!

Chibi: Muhahaha! Yes, I'm your replacement so you can kiss my Asuka, you mutha fudgers!

Phibrizo: DOG YOU! DOG YOU ALL TO HELLO! Oh, wait a minute...I'm the Hello master! Second thought DOG YOU ALL TO.... ummm some place that's even worse then hello!

Shabranigdo: Go away! Dog it! Go get your selves a J-O-B you sons of benches!

Phibrizo: Dog it! I don't wanna get a job!

Later...

The Mazoku lords are all staying on the island. Gaav has to stay in Zelgadis's hut.

Zelgadis (looks cool): DOG.

Gaav: Hey stone face, I want a cold beer and a sandwich, woman!

Zelgadis: DOG you! I am not a woman and I will not get you anything, you lazy birtch tree!

Gaav: You talking to me, you mother front door?

Zelgadis: Yes I'm talking to you, you fudgeing fudge head!

Gaav: Thats it. GAAV flare!

The flare blows away half the hut!

Zelgadis: You BENCH! Look what you did to my fudging hut! Now I'm going to kick your Asuka!

Lina: What the front door are you doing? It took us four front door months to build that fudging hut!

Amelia: Oh Shitaki mushrooms! Ever since they moved in this whole island went to hello!

Phibrizo: Well I am the hello master! And since I don't live in hello anymore I've decided to make your island new hello!

Phibrizo takes out a bunch of demons and lava pits and now the island looks like hello.

Dynast: I liked the plam trees better! Change it back, you bench!

Phibrizo: No!

Dynast: Why the fudge not?

Phibrizo: Because I'm the hello master and nobody tells the ruler of hello what to do! Especialy an Asuka like you Dynast!

Dynast: Did you just call me an Asuka? Them's fighting words! Dynast Brass!

Phibrizo: Your puny attacks can't hurt me, you mother front door!

The other three Mazuko lords join Dynast to try to beat up Phibrizo.

Phibrizo: THATS IT! Now you front doors are gonna have hello to pay!

He snaps his fingers and Gourrigan's Island goes to hello

Destructo Dustpan: Oh Shitaki mushrooms! He blew it up! You blew it up! DOG YOU! DOG YOU ALL TO HELLO! Oh wait, I'm a powerful Mazoku. I'll just magic up a new island!

So he magiced up a new island and everyone lived happily ever after.

Even the Mazoku lords, who got jobs at McDonnalds.