Dr Thinker has been used with the permission of Dr Thinker the king of bad grammar fan fiction. Toucan Spam and Destructo conclude their battle Toucan Spam: Wow I bet that battle used up the special effects budget for the whole year! Destructo Dustpan: Yeah looks like I blew up the island of Bishounen again. Woops the camera ran out of film. Toucan Spam: No film? I shall return soon to avenge the film that you never put in the camera! Beware the wrath of Toucan spam! Mwhahaha! Toucan Spam flys off Ben Stein is talking in a monotone voice on the island of Bishounen. Ranma and the others are trying to win Ben Steins money to rebuild their island again. Destructo Dustpan and Shampoo are making some weird concoction. Destructo Dustpan: Mwhahahaha! Now that I have learned the secret of creating Jusenkyo water I shall rule the world with the water from the spring of drowned Naga! Elsewhwere a comatose Naga is found floating in the island spring Shampoo: And Shampoo get Ranma to marry her! Shampoo and Destructo Dustpan make the V sign and their photo is stuck on the cover of the enquirer. The story accompanying that photo follows. Destructo does some fancy pants mathematics and trajectories and flings a water balloon up in the air. Ben Stein is about to say something when it slams down on his head. He turns into Naga! Ben Stein Naga notices her incredibly large breasts and starts to scream in monotone. Destructo sees another figure whose green and wearing a white turban flying overhead. He flings another water balloon at him. Piccolo is hit dead in the face. He turns into Naga! Piccolo Naga is so surpassed she loses flight control and crashes. Piccolo: Waaaauugh! Lina: Hey Naga why are you dressed like that? Piccolo has passed out from shock later Piccolo: And thats what happened to me. Xellos sneaks up behind him and is about to dump a bucket on Piccolos head but is hit with a KI blast. But the bucket still lands on piccolo. Prince phil decides to make some rap to make piccolo feel better. Prince Phil: I'm prince P and it's plain to see that being Nagas ok with me! Piccolo: You talk nonsense! (piccolo blasts phil with a ki blast) Amelia: Come along daddy it's time for bed. Prince phil: That was bogus Gee dog! Piccolo: You talk nonsense! (blasts phil again) Suddenly a dustpan slams into the wall and it has a note written on it the letter "Piccolo I guesse your ticked off to be Naga! Most people would be. However there is a cure and only Zelgadis can find it! Bring him to the other side of the island to find it! Zelgadis: Not again! After several hours of walking they finally make their way through the jungle and get there. Zelgadis: Please dont have the cure involve womans clotheing and singing! Please! Please! Please! Zelgadis is so busy talking to himself he walks off the side of a small cliff. Piccolo: Stop fooling around down there! I need to find my cure! Zelgadis gets up and notices he landed on a check book. A note attached to it says "To cure piccolo you must balance this Checkbook!" Zelgadis: At least I dont have to sing again! Zelgadis sets the checkbook on it's end but it falls over. He does this again several times but it wont balance. (Zelgadis looks cool and says damn) Zelgadis: Damn that checkbook! I'm blowing it away! Piccolo: No! (BooooM) Zelgadis gets trashed They bring the checkbook back but no one can balance it. Xellos walks over and props it up between two rocks. The checkbook glows purple and the rock is destroyed In a large flash. Zelgadis picks up the check book and a note falls out "Only the man named Thinker can balance the book" Zelgadis: Who the hell is thinker? Destructo Dustpan: I think I know who Thinker is but I also think I could be wrong. Well I dont know what I'm thinking! Zelgadis: I think I dont know what you just said but I also think you could be right. Mean while a strange blond haired man shows up at Linas hut, His name is... Dr Thinker: I think I had gotten lost. Where am there land? Lina: What? Piccolo: You talk nonsense! Dr Thinker: Piccolo did you had a map so I can finding where I had gotten lost? Piccolo: You talk nonsense! Dr Thinker: Why am you saying I talk nonsense! Understanding what said I am! Piccolo: Unngghh... Lina: So thinker I heared that you could balance this check book. Dr Thinker: Lina Famous on Gourry? Lina: WHAT DID YOU SAY? FIRE---mphhh Piccolo: Dont blast him he knows my cure! Dr Thinker: Ahhh the cure famous on piccolo! I think I am seeing! raesone why chaekbook wont balance is dimishionol trobble! Piccolo: You talk nonsense! Dr Thinker: Talk nonsense had not talked! Now quite be yuo! Dr Thinker takes out his special dimishionol zapper and zaps the check book. Sailor Mercury fell out of it covered in poop! Sailor mercury: Ewww! I gotta take a bath see you guys later! Sailor Mercury went away to find the hot spring. After removing sailor mercury from the check book it balanced perfectly! Dr Thinker: I am thinining that service is happy I'm being to you! And nonsense am not me talking! Piccolo: Yeah yeah yeah! I'm just happy to be me again! Oni had heard rumors about Destructo creating Jusenkyo spring water on the island and came over. Oni: Oh wow Destructo I knew you'd come through when you heared about my Jusenkyo problem! Destructo: Uhhhm oni dont use that water! splash Destructo: Woops tried to warn him! Dr Thinker: Oni needs get famous on checkbook mgic! Destructo: Yeah what you said!