Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale, a tale of a fateful trip, that started from this Nippon port aboard this tiny ship. The mate was a mighty sword-slinger, the skipper tall and pale, five passengers set out that day on a three-hour sail, a three-hour sail. The weather started getting rough, the tiny ship was tossed, if not for the courage of the fearless crew, the Noonza would be lost, the Noonza would be lost. They hit the ground on the shore of this uncharted desert isle, with Gourrigan, the Red Priest too, the chimera man and his leech, the sorceress, the Trickster and Firia...here on Gourrigan's Isle!

Somewhere, Prince Phil is tied to a chair with the clockwork orange eye piece things keeping his eyes open while he's watching rap videos.

Elsewhere...

Destructo Dustpan opens up a bag and lets out two strange care bears. One is Ludwig von Casinova El Diablo bear the 3rd and the other is Hentai bear. El Diablo has a skull symbol on his chest and Hentai bear has hentai tentacle symbols on his chest.

On the other side of the island a ball of spam materializes and turns into a Tucan. The tucan spam looks around.

Tucan Spam: So Destructo Dustpan you thought you could escape the wrath of Tucan spam?

Tucan Spam takes out some dead rabbits and and magics them back to life. The rabbits start to hop around waving at him. Tucan Spam waves back and they stop.

Tucan Spam: Now you must go and find Destructo Dustpan and destroy him! Mwhahahaha!

Meanwhile...

Xellos is dressed like a rabbit and sneaking around Lina's hut. He reaches for a box of cereal that's by the window. The cereal box has a picture of Lina, Ako and Asuka dressed in rabbit suits on it. Suddenly, Lina slams the window on Xellos' hand.

Lina: Fruity Xellos, Trix are for kids!

Xellos: Must get the cereal box!

Then Lina turns around to see Gourrigan dressed liked a Tucan.

Gourrigan: I followed my nose and I smell something really yummy in that box!

Just then, Amelia walks in the door dressed like a leprachaun.

Amelia: Lina you have me lucky trix pebble flake loops.

And then Naga and Martina burst in dressed like Barney Rubble and Fred Flintstone.

Lina: Get out all of you! This is my cereal!

They all leave dissapointed. Except Xellos who comes in the window. For the first time since Lina has known him, Xellos starts crying.

Xellos: Lina I've been after that cereal box since the begining of time and you're not letting me see it! Just let me touch it once!

Lina: No! It has a picture of me and it has something edible inside that isn't coconuts. The only way anyone touches it is over my dead body!

Xellos: But Lina do you know why I became a Mazuko? It's because of that cereal! Do you know why I always say it's a secret? Beastmaster told me if I said that in response to every important question she would give me it!

Lina: Why do you want it?

Xellos: There's a prize inside... Er I mean that's a secret!

Lina: What's the prize it has to be something amazing! Maybe a copy of the clare bible?

Xellos: That's a secret now let me have it!

Lina: No! MY CEREAL!

She walks off leaving a dissapointed Xellos.

Lina goes to the hot spring. Psycho music starts to play and the outline of a bear is scene on the curtain. Hentai bear rips through the curtain giggling like Ataru and gets a face full of fireball. Hentai bear gets to his feet.

Hentai Bear: Hey your gonna regret that! Care bear stare!

The hentai tenticles on his chest glow and he zaps lina with a magic beam. Hentai bear runs away laughing manicly. Lina walks around in a haze and everything looks all wiggly. Then she sees Xellos come out of his hut. He's still bummed about the cereal. Lina suddenly gets an urge.

Xellos sees Lina naked and holding a bowl of cereal.

Xellos: Uhhm Lina are you feeling ok?

Lina: Hey why dont you come get the cereal. Come and get it Xellos!

Xellos: @_@

Gourrigan walks by and takes the bowl, eating the cereal while not noticing Lina being naked. Lina face faults and so does Xellos. Lina comes out of her daze to see Gourrigan and Xellos looking down on her.

Gourrigan: Lina, if you're going to sleep out here maybe you should wear something warmer.

Lina: AUUUUUUUUUGGGH! Fireball! Give it back!

Xellos: You mean your cereal?Gourrigan and I ate it all and I got my hot wheels race car!

Lina: Give back my innocence! Fireball!

The sound of perverted laughter comes from the bushes.

Hentai Bear: Hehehehehehehe.

Meanwhile...

Zelgadis find himself sitting on the couch with Davros (Dr Who) and Benares (3x3 eyes).

Davros: EXTERMINATE! YOU MUST EXTERMINATE THEM!

Benares: Aww shut up!

Zelgadis: When's our teacher going to get here?

Benares notices Xellos run by. Benares grabs him.

Benares: Wait, you're not Yakumo but your face looks just like his!

Xellos: Uhhhm what?

Benares: Theres this guy who's immortal with the sign of the wu (Points at his forehead.) that I always beat the crap out of and his face looks just like yours. His eyes are all squinty and he has that weird grin. But you've got purple hair. The guy's named Yakumo, are you related?

Xellos: That's a secret!

Benares: Come on you've gotta be his twin or something!

Pai: WAAAAA! Yakumo I've missed you!

Xellos: I'm not Yakumo!

Pai: Why does Yakumo say he's not Yakumo? Of course Yakumo is Yakumo!

Xellos: I'm scared!

Lina catches up.

Lina: Hey what are you guys doing on the couch?

Zelgadis: We're waiting for our rap instructor!

Lina: HAHAHAHA! You guys wanna rap?

Benares: Well you see we wanna be hip with the 90's kids. Because my fashion is stuck in the 80's, Zelgadis is quiet and his hair is needles, and Davros' face looks like rubber and every other sentance he says has the word exterminate in it.

Lina: Uhh right I'll just leave you to it.

Suddenly they see Prince Phil dressed in gold chains and air Jordans walking towards them.

Lina: P-prince Phil? Is that you?

Prince Phil: I'm Prince P and it's plain to see that I'm prince P and my name is Prince P!

Lina: @_@

Pai: Waaah Yakumo whos that guy with the gold chains?

Xellos: Stop calling me Yakumo

Pai: But Pai always call Yakumo his name!

Xellos: Mommy!

Xellos runs away with Pai following him.

Lina: So Phil what's with the new look?

Phil: This new looks fat fresh and dope with my hommys!

Lina: Whats that mean?

Phil: It's bogus joe!

Lina: Mommey!

Lina runs away following Xellos

Destructo Dustpan is in the bushes laughing at them and he finds himself surrounded by three rabbits. The rabbits wave at him and he doesnt wave back. The rabbits stop waving and jump in the air claws extended. With lightning fast reflexes Destructo bisects two of them with a dustpan. He catches the 3rd in mid flight as it prepared to bite his head off. Destructo flings the rabbit up in the air and shoots a very large fire blast out of his dustpan vaporizing it.

Tucan Spam: Very good Destructo you destroyed all three of my minions. But you wont destroy the great Tucan Spam so easily!

Destructo Dustpan: Hmmmm so your still alive! I thought a saw the last of you back on rifts earth.

Tucan Spam: You can never destroy the immortal spam!

Project A-ko music starts to play.

They both stand facing each other dramaticaly on the cliffside facing each other with the setting sun in the background. Then they both rush at each other with the speed of a gust of wind preparing to strike each other down.