Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale, a tale of a fateful trip, that started from this Nippon port aboard this tiny ship. The mate was a mighty sword-slinger, the skipper tall and pale, five passengers set out that day on a three-hour sail, a three-hour sail. The weather started getting rough, the tiny ship was tossed, if not for the courage of the fearless crew, the Noonza would be lost, the Noonza would be lost. They hit the ground on the shore of this uncharted desert isle, with Gourrigan, the Red Priest too, the chimera man and his leech, the sorceress, the Trickster and Firia...here on Gourrigan's Isle!

On the sea of chaos, aweird kid sat in his sailboat. With him was his right hand man Transgo Jobot and his girlfriend Deep Sea Barracuda. Deep Sea Barracuda looked just like Rei Ayanami. She cast her line into the sea of chaos and got a catch. It was a trout with Rei Ayanamis head.

After third impact happened in the EVA universe, a couple of the phantom Rei's had escaped into the sea of chaos. They assimilated into the echo system there. Now anyone who eats the fish in the sea of chaos turns into Rei.

The son of Shinji and Asuka had inherited the pieces of Hellmaster and Chaos Dragon that his parents had in them and was now quite powerful. His name was Todji named after Shinjis friend. Needless to say he was pretty hungry because he refused to eat the Ayanami trout. Transgo Jobot was a Jobot and didn't have to eat. They set sail for the gateway to Gourrigans Island!

Destructo Dustpan put his big clawed feet up on the desk at his office in the middle of the frozen north where he was living with his roommate Dynast.

Destructo Dustpan: Hmmmm I'm bored time to pay the guys a visit.

Dynast walks in and says:

How many times do I have to tell you to keep your stuff on your side of the room? And don't drink out of the milk carton it's disgusting!

Destructo Dustpan: Nag! Nag! Nag! I'll tell you what, I'll keep my stuff on my side if you come over here.

Dynast: What are you talking about?

Dynast walks up to him. Destructo Dustpan shoots a mini dustpan to the other side of the room cutting a string. Dynast doesn't notice that he's standing on a bulls eye. Some contraptions do all sorts of things that resulted in a green wig landing on Dynast's head.

Destructo Dustpan: Ahh I see you found one of my enchanted wigs. Didn't you Lum san?

Suddenly Dynast starts to act like Lum.

Dynast: Darling? Where's Darling at? I want Darling!

Destructo Dustpan: Ummmm, I think I saw Ataru outside. He was out chasing girls again. You'd better go get him!

Dynast: Darling you idiot!

On the island

Amelia walks in Xellos' hut and opens up her mouth, revealing two fangs. Xellos is sleeping. Suddenly he feels a pain in his upper leg and sees Amelia sinking her fangs into his leg. Xellos smacks her with his staff.

Xellos: What the hell?

Amelia: But Mr. Xellos, I'm hungry!

She has a little bit of black blood dribbling down the side of her mouth. Xellos poofs and disappears before she can try to bite him again.

Xellos knocks on Linas hut. Lina comes out and says:

Xellos what is it?

Xellos: Amelia wants to eat me!

Lina: She wants to WHAT?!?

Suddenly Lina is suddenly distracted by three forms coming down the beach with blond hair. It's pikachu, Crow T Robot and Tom Servo with Fabio wigs!

Xellos: Who are you guys?

Pikachu: We are.....

Tom Servo: Fabio!

Crow: Fabio!

Pikachu: Fabio!

Crow: Star of Movies, book covers and bottles of body oil!

All: We are all Fabio!

Linas eyes turn into hearts.

Lina: Faaaabbbiiiooo..... Your everything I ever wanted in a man! Long blond hair and shiny chest. If only you were a prince!

Pikachu: But my dear we are a prince! We are the princes of the island of bishounen

Flashback

Destructo Dustpan: All right you bishounen you have two choices either you make these three the ruler of your island or I shall reduce your island to a burnt cinder yet again!

The bishounen sweatdrop!

Ranma: Uhhmm gee, they sure look like natural born leaders if I ever saw one!

Ryoga: Ooooh yeah!

Back to the present.

Lina: Marry me!

Pikachu: Of course I shall marry you! Never in my life have I beheld such beauty!

Xellos: Is it just me, or does Lina's new boyfriend look like a rodent?

Lina: He's not a rodent! You're just jealous Xellos! Ever since you kissed me during that puppet fiasco you've been this way, always plotting to make me, a poor innocent girl, your love slave!

Xellos: I was only fooling around!

Suddenly Gourrigan pops up!

Gourrigan: Lina how could you leave me for a gerbil?!?

Lina: Well that's life Gourrigan!

Gourrigan: Oh the shame! The horrible shame!

Gourrigan runs off into the jungle crying.

Destructo Dustpan: Oh gee, Gourrigan, you got dumped for a hamster! Don't worry there's plenty of fish in the sea!

He holds up one of the Ayanami trout from the sea of chaos.

Gourrigan: But I'm not attracted to fish! I mean that fish is even flatter then Lina!

Lina: Fireball!

Destructo Dustpan walks over to Lina.

Destructo Dustpan: So when are you having the wedding?

Lina: Tomorrow!

Gourrigan: Waaaaa!

Destructo Dustpan: Jiggly Nappa come out here! I've got a job for you!

A big bald tough guy looking saiyan steps out of the shadows

Nappa: Jiggly puff! Jiggly puff!

Destructo Dustpan: I want you to sing for Linas wedding! Will you do it?

Nappa: Jiggly puff!

Destructo Dustpan: I'll take that as a yes!

Nappa: Jiggly puff!

Destructo Dustpan flings a little dustpan up in the air.

On the other side of the island is Jackus Nedville a coalition postal worker who fell through a rift that led to Gourrigans island about a day ago. He hears a sonic boom and tiny dustpan slamms into the rock, barely missing his crotch. Jackus pulls a note off the dustpan that reads:

Dear Jackus living on the other side of the island are some sorcerers demons and a dragon. I triple dog dare you to attack them. PS you are a poo head!

Jackus picks up his boom gun.

Jackus: Nobody calls me a poo head and gets away with it!

He accidentally fires off a shot in the direction of the island of bishounen. The boom gun blasts a great big crater in it.

The next day...

Amelia: I'm hungry! Can I have a bite, Mr. Xellos?

Xellos: Go away!

Xellos blasts Amelia away.

Amelia smells Mozoku and she follows her nose like Toucan Sam.

Destructo Dustpan is standing with Jiggly Nappa planning Linas wedding arrangements. Suddenly he feels a pain in his ankle. Amelia is biting his ankle. Destructo Dustpan kicks her about 20 feet away.

Amelia: Just a little bite! I'm so hungry!

Destructo Dustpan: Hmmmm very interesting you got addicted to Mozoku blood from my arm that you ate back in the voice actor saga. Hmmmm well I must say this could get interesting! I think I'll help you out this time Amelia you may be the first Mozoku juicer!

Chibi Dustpan: Hello folks. If you aren't familiar with the rifts role playing game you have no idea what a juicer is. A juicer is super soldier who derives his powers from a chemical he's addicted on. Some juicers get those chemicals from other creatures, like a dragon juicer gets his powers from dragon blood.

Amelia: I'm hungry!

Destructo Dustpan waves his dustpan around and magics up Tibo! The chicken Mozoku!

Tibo: You summoned me Dustpan sama?

Destructo Dustpan points a dustpan at Tibo and fires a giant lightning bolt at him scrambling his brain.

Tibo: Duhduhdhuduhduh....

Nappa walks over and starts drawing weird circles on his face with a marker.

Destructo Dustpan: Jiggly Nappa, thats enough of that! Now Amelia, I'll get you more Mozoku to eat like this one if you do me a little favor for that time you Gaav flared me in the guest writer roast.

Amelia (with a chicken leg in her mouth): Mmm yesh. Favor shouns jusht.

At the wedding all the guest writers and the Queen of Swords, and even Kintaro and Minya show up.

Kintaro: This is life! I'm going to live like a man! Give me your money!

Nathan: Leave me alone you crazed toddler!

Kintaro: Take that!

Nathan: Yowch! Give me that ax!

Gourrigan is off in lala land because he didn't get the girl. The Amelia clone comes up to him.

Amelia Clone: Mr. Gourrigan I know it must be hard!

Gourrigan: Yeah that other guy doesn't even have a sword of light!

The Amelia clone sweatdrops.

Amelia Clone: Oh poor Mr. Gourrigan! I'll always love you!

Gourrigan: W-what?

Neo Amelia: Ever since you grew your hair back you've looked much sexier then Zelgadis!

Gourrigan is starting to back off.

Gourrigan: Ummm I gotta go get my rubber ducky for the wedding see ya!

Neo Amelia: Oh all right.... Hey wait why do you need a rubber ducky for a wedding?

Gourrigan is running through the bushes when he comes face to face with a boom gun!

Jackus: Hold it right there! Are you a regular human or are you one of them?

Gourrigan: Well I think I'm human but most people call me a jelly fish.

Jackus: Well I'll let you go this time.

Gourrigan: Hey you have a post office bag! Did I get any letters?

Jackus: I got fired you moron! I'm kinda disgruntled right now so stay out of my way!

The five Mozoku Lords have shown up at the wedding and are talking. Dynast is wearing a tiger striped Bikini and is chasing Ataru around.

Phibrizo: Ummm is it just me or is Dynast acting a little strange?

Xelas: Don't worry about him he probably just drank to much coffee.

Lina is in the changing room and is having second thoughts

Lina: Firia I'm having second thoughts! An innocent young maiden shouldn't jump into things like marriage! What if Fabio has a secret? What if he's a postal worker or something like that and he never told me!

Firia: Don't worry! He seems like a good honest guy! It's not like he's Xellos or something like that!

Lina: Yeah he can't be any freakier then Xellos!

They both laugh it up a bit but Lina can't get the funny butterfly feeling to leave her stomach!

Before they start Jiggly Nappa goes up to the stage and starts to sing.

Jiggly Nappa: Jiiiiiiiiigggglllly puuuuuuuuuuf! Jiiiiiiiiiiggggggllllyyyyy puuuuuuuufff!

Rezo: That guy is awful!

Nappa is so awful that instead of making people fall asleep he makes them pee in their pants instead.

About 1 quarter mile away Mozoku Juicer Amelia waits in the bushes. About 1 quarter mile in the opposite direction Jackus waits in the bushes!

After Nappa gets done singing he starts to play here comes the bride while simultaneously singing jigglypuff.

Lina is coming down the isle in her wedding dress. Fabio pikachu is waiting for her at the alter.

Xellos: We are gathered here today to witness this to to..... Aww hell I'm not telling why were gathered here because it's a secret!

Lina: Fireball!

Xellos: Waaauuugh!

Fabio Pikachu: Heres your ring my lovely bride! It's a ring with diamond thats carved to look like a pokeball.

Lina: Interesting ring design

Xellos: Well as I was saying if anyone objects to these two getting married speak now or keep it secret!

Jackus: I object! Because it aint right for humans and pokemon to be together!

Lina: Fabio whats a pokemon?

Fabio Pikachu: Uhhhmmm honestly I don't know!

Amelia: I object because this is a most unjust wedding! Lina how could you leave poor Mr. Gourrigan out in the cold!

Amelia forms another thought bubble it shows a picture of Gourrigan dressed like a bum left out in the cold. Spooky clowns are laughing and pointing at him and he gets beat up by Jackie Chan!

Amelia: This is what you have condemned Mr. Gourrigan too!

Lina: Noooooooooooooooo! Fabio your one of the sexiest men I've met but I can't accept your proposal.....

Jackus picks up his boom gun and fires at them! It shoots at mach 3 and rips the entire stage apart!

Lina looks over to see Fabio's wig has fallen off and he looks similar to a hamster!

Pikachu: Pikapi?!? Pikachu!

Lina: You mean you really are a rodent! When were you planning on telling me this Fabio?

Lina has pikachu lifted up by the collar and she's shaking him!

Pikachu: Pikachu!

He shocks Lina and she fireballs him!

Lina: THIS MAKES ME MAAAAAAAAD!

Jackus repeatedly fires boom gun shots at Lina but her aura is glowing red and deflecting all the shots. Amelia senses dark energy around Lina and trys to beat her up with her enhanced juicer strength but Lina effortlessly smacks her away!

Lina: Darkness beyond pitchest black, you who shines like gold upon the sea of chaos...

Zelgadis walks over to Pikachu.

Zelgadis: I think you pissed her off!

Pikachu: Pikapi! Pikapi! Pikapi! (translation: It wasn't me it was OJ!)

Lina: Giga Slave!

Fortunately, Destructo Dustpan shoots off a Giga slave at the same time to counter it! There is a giant explosion and the dark energy shoots into the sky!

In space...

Emperor Palpatine is flying the death star toward earth to conquer it.

Palpatine: Yes this planet will be a very easy target! Wait I feel a disturbance in the force!

The combined Giga slave hits the death star vaporizing it!

Back on the Island...

Gourrigan walks out onto the beach.

Gourrigan: Lina...

Lina: Waaaaaaahhhh! Gourrigan can you ever forgive me?

Gourrigan: It's all right Lina. The nightmare is over now the world can wake up and live again!

Destructo Dustpan: Oh brother was that clichéd!

Meanwhile in the sea of chaos...

Todji: Ahhhh the Giga slave! Thats our ticket out of here !

Back on the island...

Amelia: Gee Mr. Dustpan, you didn't do anything to mean to me in this episode. Does this mean you've learned from your evil ways and will now reform and be just?

Suddenly the sailboat falls out of the sky and lands on Amelia!

Destructo Dustpan: Maybe later Amelia.... Maybe later

To be continued!