Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale, a tale of a fateful trip, that started from this Nippon port aboard this tiny ship. The mate was a mighty sword-slinger, the skipper tall and pale, five passengers set out that day on a three-hour sail, a three-hour sail. The weather started getting rough, the tiny ship was tossed, if not for the courage of the fearless crew, the Noonza would be lost, the Noonza would be lost. They hit the ground on the shore of this uncharted desert isle, with Gourrigan, the Red Priest too, the chimera man and his leech, the sorceress, the Trickster and Firia...here on Gourrigan's Isle!

Late at night, Zelgadis has locked Rezo out of his lab and is busy making something. Several giant arcs of lightning strike the thing on the table. Zelgadis, a crazed expression on his face, dances around the room shouting.

Zel: Rise up and live my creation! Together we shall have vengeance against Xellos! HAHAHAHA!

The lightning stops and the creation doesn't move. Zelgadis, in a fit of rage, flings a bucket at the figure and shouts:

Get up you lifeless piece of $%&#^#!

Zelgadis cranks up the power all the way and the machines all blow up! Arcs of lightning shoot all over the lab making a mess.

Zelgadis has almost given up when whatever is under the tarp gets up! It's a giant purple cow with the head of Xellos!

Zelgadis: Yes! I have created life! Come forth my tool of vengeance! I dub thee David Moo!

David Moo: Mooooo!

It bends over and chomps Zelgadis, breaking a tooth. It flings Zelgadis aside and busts out of the lab.

The next day...

Lina and Gourrigan are on the beach. Sylphiel walks up to them.

Sylphiel: Gourry dear. Do you know what these are?

She hands him a bag full of rain checks. Gourrigan is about to pick one up when Lina blasts the bag with a flare arrow.

Lina: Don't touch those! This could only mean one thing. That freaky dustpan monster is back. (Shudder)

She looks up to see the dustpan monster in question sitting in a tree.

Destructo Dustpan: Now Lina is that any way to talk about the person who went through so much trouble to bring a little fun to your Island a few weeks ago.

Lina: You blew up the Island of Bishounen, dressed Zelgadis in a bikini, made Martina act like me and to top it off you tried to drop the Island on the white house!

Destructo Dustpan: Yeah so? It was fun for me.

Suddenly, they here some thing in the jungle going "Moooooooooooooo"

Lina: What the hell was that? It sure sounded weird!

Destructo Dustpan: Hehehehehe...

Lina: You let something loose on our Island, didn't you!

Destructo Dustpan: Me? Now I wouldn't do that! I did give Zelgadis some instructions on how to get revenge on Xellos before I left last time, though.

Xellos is sitting under a palm tree near by. Suddenly a big purple cow with his face eats the palm tree!

David Moo: Moooo! I've finally found you Xellos!

Xellos is stricken with shear terror which, frankly, doesn't happen very often.

Xellos: Noooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!

David Moo: Mooooo! I must eat you Xellos only then can my appetite be satisfied!

Xellos: Noooo!!! And stop talking your voice sounds strange! I can't listen to your voice!

Any attack spells that Xellos throws at Moo are absorbed and thrown back at him ten times stronger.

Xellos runs down the beach screaming with David Moo in pursuit. Zelgadis just got thrown out of the lab by a disgruntled Rezo. "Mooooooo!!!" he hears, coming in his direction.

He sees Xellos running up the hill with David Moo in pursuit. Zelgadis starts running too. They both run down the beach with David Moo firing missiles at them out of his mouth. They don't notice that Ataru Moribosh and Rupa are running next to them trying to stay away from the missiles. They run through a fancy mansion looking room with missiles exploding behind them and run up the steps with missiles still behind them.

Zelgadis: What the hell is going on? Why is the scenery changing? Oh no the dustpan monster must be back!

When they get to the top of the stairs they run into a desert road and are joined by a man named Forest Gump. They run down the road and then Xellos stops.

Xellos: Why do you want to eat me? Zelgadis tastes better!

David Moo: Oh yeah?

He shows Xellos his broken tooth. Suddenly Amelia pops out of no where and says:

Your diet is very unjust! You need more vegetables and....

Chomp!

David Moo eats Amelia in one bite! Zelgadis looks relieved and Xellos has disappeared.

Gourrigan (walks up): Hey I haven't hardly been in your last two fics can I get in here? I am the star after all!

Destructo Dustpan: No you can't get in now. Leave!

He shoots some sort of Shockwave out of his hand and sends Gourrigan flying to the other end of the Island.

A red demon looking creature with a funny crest on his head picks Gourrigan up and takes him into his cave. Majin Boo shaves off all of Gourrigans hair and glues it on his head.Then he takes the sword of light. Some guy in the back ground starts singing.

Majin Boo what's the matter with you! You don't act like the other Magins do! You wear a disguise to look like human guys! But your not a man your a Majin Boo!

Majin Boo: Yippee! Now I'm the star of this show!

Destructo Dustpan, using a cloning machine, has made a copy of Amelia and stuck some of Gohans hair in with it. He's out traning in the woods with neo Amelia!

Destructo Dustpan uppercuts neo Amelia sending her flying up into the air. She comes down with a big giant thud!

Destructo Dustpan: Why did you let me hit you?

Amelia: Ummm I thought I saw Gaav and Hellmaster naked in the bushes!

Destructo Dustpan: You must remain focused! In battle you could see every dark lord there ever was naked right there! And if that distracts you, you'll be sent into another dimension!

Amelia: What does that mean?

Destructo Dustpan: That's a secret, now back to training!

Amelia: Can't I take a break?

Destructo Dustpan: I give you a break and your gonna be broken. Now drop and give me 20,000!

Amelia: Eeeeeeek I hate pushups!

Destructo Dustpan: Auuughh you scream like a girlie man! Give me 50 000!

Rezo has made a weird floating Island thing above Gourrigans Island. Naga, Xellos, Lina, Firia , a bald Gourrigan and Majin Boo disguised as Gourrigan all show up there.

Rezo: I have brought you all here to train to fight David Moo who has already eaten Amelia!

Zelgadis: Yes how very tragic...

Gourrigan: So um...Why does David Moo have your face Xellos?

Xellos: That's a secret! And just who are you anyway?

Gourrigan: Gosh Xellos I'm Gourrigan!

Xellos: No your not! Gourrigan has blond hair and is over there! You don't have hair so you must be Krillen! Krillen the bald side kick of Goku who laughs like an idiot and has a head like a bowling ball!

Gourrigan: I am? Oh gee I didn't know I was Kulllen!

Lina: Man your worse then Gourrigan! You can't even pronounce your own name right! Your name is Krillen in the English translation of Dragonball. Actually it's pronounced Kurririn but those dopes at Funimation don't know jack about names! I'm glad Software Sculptors have the rights to slayers!

Zelgadis: I'm glad too Lina

Gourrigan: Yeah me too, Zalguildos!

Zelgadis: That's Zelgadis, Krillen!

For another 40 episodes they do intense training!

Deep in the recesses of space are two ships! One has a cow with Xellos' face and the other has chimpanzee with Amelia's! Who is this strange new menace accompanying David Moo? The ships enter the earths solar system and will reach earth in another 10 episodes.

The slayers cast and Destructo Dustpan and all meet out on the beach 10 episodes later. David Moo and the myterious chimp with Amelia's face are there too.

Xellos: Hey Zelgadis? You wanna try to beat Moo up?

Zelgadis: Why me?

Xellos: Just because!

Zelgadis: Why didn't you say it was a secret?

Xellos: That's a mpfsosouhn...

Destructo Dustpan put his hand over Xellos mouth.

Destructo Dustpan: Not this time Xellos.

Zelgadis runs out to challenge them, but Moo takes out some seedy looking things and tosses them on the ground they sprout into five green pikachus.

Zelgadis magics up his enchanted sword and bisects the first green pikachu who jumps at him! But another one uppercuts Zelgadis and starts to beat the crap out of him DBZ style. Another one opens his head and squirts acid all over Zelgadis melting his clothes and making him naked.

Amelias eyes get real big (larger then usual).

Destructo Dustpan: Remember Amelia you must remain focused in battle!

Suddenly the green pikachu jumps on Zelgadis and self destructs sending him into another dimention!

Destructo Dustpan (shouting): That's it! Those guys at Funimation are going to get it if anybody says the D word again!

Gourrigan: You mean damn?

Xellos: No I think he means dimention...

Destructo Dustpan: He said it I'm going postal!

With a wave of his dustpan the entire management of funimation appears in front of them and David Moo is about to eat them when the chimp with Amelias head motions him to stop.

Veronica Taylor (in a squeaky annoying voice): They're mine!

Funimation person: Have mercy and let us go!

Veronica Taylor: I'll let you go.... INTO ANOTHER DIMENSION!

She points her finger at them and blows them up.

Meanwhile Amelia crys over Zelgadis naked and dead body which stayed in this dimension thanks to Veronica Taylor's execution of all the censors. A weird flying cat who keeps on calling Zelgadis. Yamcha is also there crying.

Amelia jumps up and attacks the remaining pikachus.

Amelia: Despicable rodents who stand against justice! You shall now feel my righteous fury!

The pikachus all are about to spit acid at her but a dustpan flys through the air chopping all there heads off.

Destructo Dustpan: Considering your one of the most annoying of the cast of slayers your lucky I bailed you out. You owe me, in other words.

Amelia doesn't like the way he said that but she'll worry about it later. David Moo has stepped forward and started to duke it out with Destructo Dustpan. Moo has formed magic boxing gloves over his cow hooves.

David Moo: Mooooooo! Chomp!

He bites off one of Destructo Dustpans arms and black blood squirts in his face.

Destructo Dustpan: Give that back!

He grabs Moo in a headlock and pry his mouth open. He reaches inside and the original Amelia is inside!

Amelia: Oh I'm so glad you saved me!

Destructo Dustpan: Whatever. Did you see my hand in there?

Amelia: Oh, that? I was so hungry I ate it!

Destructo Dustpan: You did what? It'll take the rest of the episode to grow that back. Just for that I'm going to do very naughty things to you in my next fic! Besides, eating the flesh of a high level Mozoku will do weird things to you.

David Moo: Moooooooo!

David Moo sharges up to eat them but the original Amelia punches him in the nose. Then she grabs him by the horns and folds him into something that funimation edited out of this episode.

Veronica Taylor sends the busted up Moo into "another dimention" and says:

Amazing you managed to beat my Moo. However Moo was the second most annoying voice actor I am the most annoying and most powerful! You shall never defeat me!

Xellos: Wait wait wait! Moo came here because Zelgadis made some freaky copy to get revenge. So where did you come from?

Veronica Taylor: I came from..... ANOTHER DIMENSION! EEEEEEEEEK!

The EEEEEEEK noise she made created a beam of light from her mouth like Gyoaos's ultra sonic beam. The beam hit Majin Boo blasting him off the face of the earth. In the distance someone was singing:

You wear a disguise to look like human guys but your not a man your a majin boo!

Amelia with her strength boosted really high starts fighting Veronica Taylor. While Veronica's strong, she finds that Amelia was strong enough to best her in combat.

Amelia: I have bested you in combat, now give up your evil ways and stop talking so squeaky!

Veronica Taylor: NEVER! This planet is history!

She flys up in the atmosphere and shoots a very powerful sonic beam out of her mouth.

Destructo Dustpan: Hey Lina cast the Giga slave!

Lina: Darkness beyond pitchest black, you who shines like gold upon the sea of chaos, etc..

Lina fires the Giga slave and it goes upward and smacks against the sonic beam. Veronica Taylor increases the beams power and it starts to push back the Giga slave.

Suddenly flying up out of the ocean is none other then Gamera! Just as the Giga slave is about to fail Gamera gets in front of the blast and deflects it with his sound proof shell!

Veronica Taylor overloads and gets atomized.

Destructo Dustpan makes some grunting noises and his arm shoots up out of the stump and says:

Man a lot of things in this episode seem familiar! See ya!

Poof! He's gone!

Suddenly Zelgadis gets up and he's alive but still naked.

Both of the Amelias jump him and it aint pretty.

Later...

Lina: So Zelgadis how did you come back to life?

Zelgadis (sweatdrops): Err Lina do you remember the episode Dustpan wrote awhile back, where a piece of Hellmaster was reincarnated into Shinji.

Lina (also sweatdrops): Uhhh yeah sooo..

Zelgadis: Well he said he owed us for getting him together with Asuka so he let me go back here and Lina ..... They've got kids!

TO BE CONTINUED!

PS: If Veronica or David read this don't sue me! I'm just a fanfic writer who has very little money.