On gourrigan's Island nothing much is happening people are sitting on the beach everybody has there own Anjin-sama plushie compliments of Anjin's last visit. Gourrigan is chucking rocks towards the sea when a black hole with a hand coming out one side appears (when I say "black hole" I don't mean star that has a gravity so dense it has collapsed in on itself creating something soooooo dense not even light can escape it I mean just a black circle in the air just sitting there) and the rock flys into the side of the hole without the hand. Hole: ow %@(#)^ Gourrigan: .....? Amelia: the hole just talked....*waves hand infront of face* ...hmm I guess I'm still seeing correctally do you guys see this too ? Everybody who was talking or asleep sits up pays attention to the black hole. The other side of the hole sprouts a hand ...then a sleeve, a familiar black sleeve ...then a foot ...then another foot ...then some black hakama...then an orange tail ...now it's a body with a black hole covering the area where the head and one arm should be then out comes the head.... It's Anjin-sama (as if you didn't know that already) Anjin: Hi ^_^ Xellos: damn you for plagiarism Anjin: Shut up! Anjin's arm now fully out of the hole (which was actually the spell he uses for his sleeve) pulls back as if to back hand Xellos he swings and misses completly as Xellos jumps back Anjin reaches back a again and swings even though Xellos is 2 metres away. 3 metal afro picks (Anjin's shriuken-style weapon of choice) fly towards Xellos, who, not expecting that doesn't react quick enough to teleport and is smacked by one in the face one slices through his cloak and the other cuts off a tuft of hair which flaots to the ground. Xellos: ..... GI cast: ...... Anjin: cool,huh? I added those to my arsenal yesterday *mass twitch* Anjin: yeah I got those to deal with such pests as Hoowee Amelia: Hoowee the Dark elf? What did she do to you? It would be very un-just to... Anjin passes out ear plugs to get the point across Amelia: I don't see why you people don't like to hear about justice Justice is the very basis of .... everyone puts in ear plugs Amelia: Alight! I'll stop! everyone takes out earplugs Anjin: I forgot you guys weren't in the fic where Hoowee challenged me and Weirdo so you guys wounldn't know about it Zangulus: She challenged you? Thanks for reminding me. Gourrigan I challenge you! Gourrigan: get a life Zangulus: ouch Anjin: so she challenged me because of my stereo-typing of australians. Even though Ben is a real person and I asked if I could write him into the story. Xellos: Ben is real? yeah right Anjin throws 10 afropicks at Xellos who was ready this time and teleports out of the way the afropicks which fly itno a tree tearing it to shreds Anjin: He is. But it's not really Hoowee I'm afraid of it's Weirdo and I get the feeling this is going to be a melee not a joint battle against Hoowee and Hoowee versus me and Weirdo-san Xellos: (from two meters overhead) I hope they both destroy you ! Anjin closes his eyes and massages his temples then calmy pulls out the beam buster rifle and starts shoting at Xellos who, not expecting an attack again is fried he falls to the ground and lands on his crispified head coughing up smoke Xellos: ochies that really really hurt ...that thing is designed to take out about ten mechas at a time not one mazuko you know Anjin: yeah I know but you where getting annoying Anjin: even Oni's going to be there Oni appears out of nowhere Oni: Yes I'm going to be there to co-write BWAHAHAHAHA *mass double sweatdrop* Anjin:hehehehe Oni: what are you giggling about? Anjin: *mumbles something* Oni: what? *leans closer to Anjin* Anjin: well it's just that... before Oni can react Anjin pulls a bucket of cold water out of his sleeve and flings the water at Oni Oni: What the... ::everything turns slow motion-y:: (in a really low slow voice due to slow motion) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Oni is hit by the water and turns into Oni-chan. Oni-chan still reeling backwards from trying to escape the water trips over a rock sticking out of the sand and falls flat on her back. Anjin runs over to her and wraps her like a birthday present in her trenchcoat then picks up the trenchcoat-wrapped-oni-chan and flings her back to where she came from to find some hot water Anjin: well that was fun just wait till Hoowee, Weirdo, Oni/Oni-chan, and myself finish the story there will be more choas and wierdness than you can shake a stick at The End..............or is it?no it's not.are you sure?yup^_^ ok I guess if you think so...... (anjin_m@hotmail.com) ::Note:Oni turned into Oni-chan becuase in a previous fight with Oni I dumped the spring water from Ranma that makes you turn into a girl when cold water is splashed on you. Tanks for you time Anjin::